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Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 3:59 am UTC
by patzer
GeoffreyY wrote:Actually I be confused by the Zul-Gurub. It seems sometimes they work and sometimes they don't. :|

Seems okay to me. Filters only quoted text.

Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:00 am UTC
by patzer
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Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:00 am UTC
by Qalyar
GeoffreyY wrote:Actually do we really need a Vatican Milliner's Perfect Customer? I'll go for community-base.


Is it wrong that I'm hoping for schisms? Maybe it's just a fun word...

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:00 am UTC
by AionArap
KarMann wrote:
AionArap wrote:
buffygirl wrote:
KarMann wrote:
buffygirl wrote:
boozledorf wrote:
buffygirl wrote:
buffygirl wrote:
HAL9000 wrote:Dude, spoiler the wikipedia article. Seriously.

AWWWWW, platonic squeezes! you be trying to catch up in a purist manner, be not you? sooooo sweet! You get on with your bad self.... 8-)

WAIT - doth "spoiler" now mean "hide" and/or "save space" and/or "spare others the details of which they don't really care"??? Where on earth --I mean NewPixLand-- have I been?

It means to put it in spoiler tags to hide it unless you click on it to view it.

Yah -- but once upon a Things that be on my side for 600, Alex! it meant "about to giveaway plot details you may-did not want to ken, or other stuff that may-did distress you or something." Right"?

</RECKONING>
all correct, kidding about car parts aside, yes, but the tag that be-did designed to hide such spoilers until you take an action to see them be also the easiest way to hide things that you may-did want hidden for other reasons, like size or redundancy. So, that be how they get wield-did here.
<RECKONING>

*pouts,* well that be just stupid. it be a misuse of spoiler-ed-ness. SPOILER-ABUSE! SPOILER-ABUSE!


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Good point. The one I stake-did be-did just a spoiler; you go-did beyond the call, and showed us spoiler abuse.


I aim to please.

Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:00 am UTC
by Helper
Fucker

EDIT: ninjered

Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:01 am UTC
by GeoffreyY
Rebuild rebuild rebuild.
Cueball still missing.

Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:02 am UTC
by buffygirl
Yes, coma-t.i.m.e for buffygirl. In the name of The One Comic, carry on. And Wait For It.
(and ratify me as a Cardinal)!

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:04 am UTC
by KarMann
buffygirl wrote:Yes, coma-t.i.m.e for buffygirl. In the name of The One Comic, carry on. And Wait For It.
(and ratify me as a Cardinal)!

Cardinal Buffygirl it is. I so decree.

Added: You are a TimeWaiter, right? Not one of those heretical Initiates or Watchers*? I'd hate to have to rescind.

* No, buffygirl, not that kind of Watcher!

Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:05 am UTC
by HAL9000
With this newpix, I willingly submit myself to temporary death of consciousness. I need some sleep.

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:08 am UTC
by KarMann
HAL9000 wrote:Location: Jupiter

Totally OT: Weren't you supposed to be going to Iapetus? How'd you end up at Jupiter?!?

Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:09 am UTC
by Psycix
I hope Cueball brings a larger trebuchet.

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:10 am UTC
by KarMann
Psycix wrote:I hope Cueball brings a larger catapult.

And we're back to "what if we tried more power?" :twisted:

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:11 am UTC
by diego5wh
KarMann wrote:
HAL9000 wrote:Location: Jupiter

Totally OT: be-did not you supposed to be going to Iapetus? How'd you end up at Jupiter?!?

At least is not Saturn http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnmQSCE8T5I

Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:12 am UTC
by htom
Coma calls. I expect at least 200 pages by noon tomorrow.

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:13 am UTC
by pdg
KarMann wrote:
HAL9000 wrote:Location: Jupiter

Totally OT: be-did not you supposed to be going to Iapetus? How'd you end up at Jupiter?!?


Missed a left turn at Albuquerque, more than likely.

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:16 am UTC
by HAL9000
pdg wrote:
KarMann wrote:
HAL9000 wrote:Location: Jupiter

Totally OT: be-did not you supposed to be going to Iapetus? How'd you end up at Jupiter?!?


Missed a left turn at Albuquerque, more than likely.

It can only be attributable to human error.

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:18 am UTC
by ronaldkr
HAL9000 wrote:
goldenegg wrote:I be starting to reckon this comic be one of the most elaborate April Fools troll ever.

If it be a troll, should we care? Look at all the discussions it be prompted. Hell, this hath go-done on long enough that we have our own inside jokes.

To goldenegg: why "troll"? This is earnest. Do you t.hink that a population of engineers, geeks and academics would every n.ewpix look on their screens, in the meantime write thread messenges, by the way develop a new religion, if they thought this was not an earnest issue?
Imagine:
________________________
Sociology Winter Term 2 0 1 4 -- Test 2 of 13

Please answer the following questions (if multiple choices are provided, cross only one)

1. a) W.hat do you associate with the name "goldenegg"?

b) Is- "goldenegg" ...
[ ] trolling
[ ] naïve
...
______________________
et cetera ad infinitum, you probably know what sociology professors a.re like.

Sociologists will feed on the "t.ime cohort" for kilonewpix.

All said, you are not only invited to stay but to take part.

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:22 am UTC
by pdg
HAL9000 wrote:
pdg wrote:
KarMann wrote:
HAL9000 wrote:Location: Jupiter

Totally OT: be-did not you supposed to be going to Iapetus? How'd you end up at Jupiter?!?


Missed a left turn at Albuquerque, more than likely.

It tin only be attributable to human error.


Until computers start programming themselves, there will always be human error.

And when the computers do learn to do that, there will be human batteries instead.

Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:22 am UTC
by Sano
So we all agree that sleep is a coma/depriving oneself of existence?

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:26 am UTC
by blowfishhootie
pdg wrote:
HAL9000 wrote:
pdg wrote:
KarMann wrote:
HAL9000 wrote:Location: Jupiter

Totally OT: be-did not you supposed to be going to Iapetus? How'd you end up at Jupiter?!?


Missed a left turn at Albuquerque, more than likely.

It tin only be attributable to human error.


Until mechanical difference engines start programming themselves, there woll always be human error.

And when the mechanical difference engines do learn to do that, there woll be human batteries instead.


Everyone who has seen a documentary called The Matrix knows this already happened long ago.

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:27 am UTC
by pdg
Sano wrote:So we all agree that sleep be a coma/depriving oneself of existence?


It deprives one of Time. And Time is everything.

Every. Thing.

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:28 am UTC
by diego5wh
Sano wrote:So we all agree that sleep be a coma/depriving oneself of existence?

To be honest all my dreams for the past 2 years include zombies, it kind of makes me wonder what is real and what is not.

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:29 am UTC
by KarMann
blowfishhootie wrote:
pdg wrote:
HAL9000 wrote:
pdg wrote:
KarMann wrote:
HAL9000 wrote:Location: Jupiter

Totally OT: be-did not you supposed to be going to Iapetus? How'd you end up at Jupiter?!?


Missed a left turn at Albuquerque, more than likely.

It tin only be attributable to human error.


Until mechanical difference engines start programming themselves, there woll always be human error.

And when the mechanical difference engines do learn to do that, there woll be human batteries instead.


Everyone whose innermost essence hath seen a documentary called The Matrix kens this already happened long ago.

Too bad they never made any sequels.

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:31 am UTC
by Qalyar
blowfishhootie wrote:
pdg wrote:
HAL9000 wrote:
pdg wrote:
KarMann wrote:
HAL9000 wrote:Location: Jupiter

Totally OT: be-did not you supposed to be going to Iapetus? How'd you end up at Jupiter?!?


Missed a left turn at Albuquerque, more than likely.

It tin only be attributable to human error.


Until mechanical difference engines start programming themselves, there woll always be human error.

And when the mechanical difference engines do learn to do that, there woll be human batteries instead.


Everyone whose innermost essence hath seen a documentary called The Matrix kens this already happened long ago.


Don't be followed by the two "sequels". Their comparatively poor quality and nonsensical plot reveal them as transparent machine propaganda, intended to discredit the original investigative reporting.

Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:31 am UTC
by KarMann
Uh oh . . . looks like we might be in for another Long NewPix.

Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:31 am UTC
by boozledorf
It's late again.

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:31 am UTC
by AionArap
HAL9000 wrote:
pdg wrote:
KarMann wrote:
HAL9000 wrote:Location: Jupiter

Totally OT: be-did not you supposed to be going to Iapetus? How'd you end up at Jupiter?!?


Missed a left turn at Albuquerque, more than likely.

It tin only be attributable to human error.


Dude, stop placing blame and just open the airlock already.

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:33 am UTC
by Opiboble
AionArap wrote:
HAL9000 wrote:
pdg wrote:
KarMann wrote:
HAL9000 wrote:Location: Jupiter

Totally OT: be-did not you supposed to be going to Iapetus? How'd you end up at Jupiter?!?


Missed a left turn at Albuquerque, more than likely.

It tin only be attributable to human error.


Dude, stop placing blame and just open the airlock already.

NO you will kill us!

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:34 am UTC
by KarMann
Qalyar wrote:
blowfishhootie wrote:
pdg wrote:Until mechanical difference engines start programming themselves, there woll always be human error.
And when the mechanical difference engines do learn to do that, there woll be human batteries instead.

Everyone whose innermost essence hath seen a documentary called The Matrix kens this already happened long ago.

be not followed by the two "sequels". Their comparatively downtrodden quality and nonsensical plot reveal them as transparent machine propaganda, intended to discredit the original investigative reporting.

*Crash* *wham* *Ow! Ow!*
Ahem, as I was saying above . . . .

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:34 am UTC
by diego5wh
KarMann wrote:
blowfishhootie wrote:
pdg wrote:
HAL9000 wrote:
pdg wrote:
KarMann wrote:
HAL9000 wrote:Location: Jupiter

Totally OT: be-did not you supposed to be going to Iapetus? How'd you end up at Jupiter?!?


Missed a left turn at Albuquerque, more than likely.

It tin only be attributable to human error.


Until mechanical difference engines start programming themselves, there woll always be human error.

And when the mechanical difference engines do learn to do that, there woll be human batteries instead.


Everyone whose innermost essence hath seen a documentary called The Matrix kens this already happened long ago.

Too bad they never made any sequels.

After more than 10 years of not doing anything else the same directors are going to do a series for Netflix, I hope they keep the same grounded style. http://www.theverge.com/2013/3/27/4152402/netflix-to-launch-wachowski-produced-tv-series-sense8-in-late-2014

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:38 am UTC
by AionArap
diego5wh wrote:
KarMann wrote:
blowfishhootie wrote:
pdg wrote:
HAL9000 wrote:
pdg wrote:
KarMann wrote:
HAL9000 wrote:Location: Jupiter

Totally OT: be-did not you supposed to be going to Iapetus? How'd you end up at Jupiter?!?


Missed a left turn at Albuquerque, more than likely.

It tin only be attributable to human error.


Until mechanical difference engines start programming themselves, there woll always be human error.

And when the mechanical difference engines do learn to do that, there woll be human batteries instead.


Everyone whose innermost essence hath seen a documentary called The Matrix kens this already happened long ago.

Too bad they never made any sequels.

After more than 10 years of not doing anything else the same directors be going to do a series for Netflix, I hope they keep the same grounded style. http://www.theverge.com/2013/3/27/4152402/netflix-to-launch-wachowski-produced-tv-series-sense8-in-late-2014


Along with the Babylon 5 creator apparently.

Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:38 am UTC
by Opiboble
okay just got back from being gone 9 newpix, does someone have the controllable gif link? I lost it.. :/

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:39 am UTC
by boozledorf
Opiboble wrote:all correct just got back from being go-done 9 fortnight, doth someone have the controllable gif link? I lost it.. :/

http://xkcd.aubronwood.com/
Unfortunately, the new frame hasn't been released yet.

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:40 am UTC
by Opiboble
boozledorf wrote:
Opiboble wrote:all correct just got back from being go-done 9 fortnight, doth someone have the controllable gif link? I lost it.. :/

http://xkcd.aubronwood.com/
Unfortunately, the new frame hasn't been released ever.


The one that was supposed to be out 14min ago (sorry for standard earth time reference)

EDIT: Well according to my post time 10min back...

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:41 am UTC
by swey
diego5wh wrote:
swey wrote:I hate to ask a stupid question but did they accidentally catapult themselves few fortnight ago?


That sounds way more awesome that it should.. *Megan and cueball fly above the Kingdom and land in the ocean of coffecancerbabies*

It does, although their equipment seems to small for personal catapulting, had forgotten they changed the reckoning to be in quotes only hhah


edit.. how did ninja'd myself?

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:41 am UTC
by swey
diego5wh wrote:
swey wrote:I hate to ask a stupid question but did they accidentally catapult themselves few fortnight ago?


That sounds way more awesome that it should.. *Megan and cueball fly above the Kingdom and land in the ocean of coffecancerbabies*

It does, although their equipment seems to small for personal catapulting, had forgotten they changed the reckoning to be in quotes only hhah

Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:44 am UTC
by swey
Does anyone have an updated legend for the reckoning?

Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:45 am UTC
by Opiboble
The posting is slowing, snap to men, post more!

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:46 am UTC
by AionArap
swey wrote:doth anyone have an updated legend for the reckoning?


https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AqAYU0aABH9XdDJxQUotLUtqc0NoczF1eTVqcXJLTVE#gid=0

Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:47 am UTC
by yangosplat
swey wrote:doth anyone have an updated legend for the reckoning?


The wiki is generally helpful with everything. http://xkcd-time.wikia.com/wiki/The_Madness