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Re: 1563: "Synonym Movies"

Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2015 8:11 pm UTC
by murbard
Mine were

    Henry Junior and the burglars of the misplaced chest
    Henry Junior and the church of downfall
    Henry Junior and the ultimate campaign

("Henry Junior and the principality of the glass cranium" was considered, but actually never released)

and

    The womb

(likewise they considered making, "The womb reloaded", and "The womb insurrections" but that never happened)

Re: 1563: "Synonym Movies"

Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2015 11:14 pm UTC
by scienceguy8
All this talk of movies has me wanting to watch one tonight. Don't know which, though. The Rearing of One's Winged Reptile? All time fave, but seen it recently. Return to the Yet To Happen? A classic, but I can practically quote it. Effective Life-Taking Tool? Hmm. Expire Difficultly? The Exposed Firearm: From the Records of Law Enforcement Mob? Maybe Covert Tough? Same actor in both. Loved his work. Master of slapstick.

Any suggestion? I'm rather stumped, and I'm not sure I'm up for any more Homicide the Madam Scrawled reruns.

Re: 1563: "Synonym Movies"

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2015 1:46 am UTC
by KittenKaboodle
murbard wrote:("Henry Junior and the principality of the glass cranium" was considered, but actually never released)


Am I missing something? a joke maybe?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Junior_and_the_Principality_of_the_Glass_Cranium says: "was released worldwide on May 22, 2008 to generally positive reviews from critics, although audience reception was more mixed. It was also a financial success, grossing over $786 million worldwide, becoming the franchise's highest-grossing film when not adjusted for inflation, and the second highest-grossing film of 2008"

Sure, if you are the U.S. defense department 3/4 of a billion dollars is just a rounding error, but I'd think that most people would notice something like that, though, on the other hand, I didn't know about the film until this thread :oops:

Re: 1563: "Synonym Movies"

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2015 6:34 am UTC
by Sprocket
It took me waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long to figure out wtf "the jewlery god" meant!

Re: 1563: "Synonym Movies"

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2015 6:40 am UTC
by Sprocket
CorruptUser wrote:[spoiler]
The Starving Arena, better known as the American version of Japan's Fight Imperial
with cheese.

Macerated orange fantasy.

Re: 1563: "Synonym Movies"

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2015 7:49 am UTC
by Positron
Here's some random games (some may be more laboured than others)

Amphibious Sky Application

Vacuum Resident

Masterful: Treacherous

The Triple Ancient Writings: Next Day's Breeze
The Quadruple Ancient Writings: Forgotten realm
The Quintuple Ancient Writings: Edge of Heaven

Wormhole
Dos Wormhole
Tales of the wormhole: Melanie

Re: 1563: "Synonym Movies"

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2015 7:54 am UTC
by RAGBRAIvet
Physician Forbidden
Siberian-Sent and Accompanied by Amour
Digit Of Precious Yellow Metal
Rumbling Orb
The Subject Does Not Exist A Third Time
Attending to the Monarch's Clandestine Needs
Crystalline Carbon is Eternal
Exist As Well As Permit To Perish
The Secret Snooper That Romanced The One Who Is Speaking in the First Person
Lunar Leaf-Gatherer
Meant To Be Seen By Only You
Eight Cats
Do Not Utter A Refusal Anon
Vista of a Life-Taking
Animate Visual Solar Radiation
Official Certificate Permitting the Taking of Life
Gilded Optical Organ
The Next 24 Hours Lives Forever
The Third Rock From The Sun Is Insufficient
Cease Living At Any Future 24-Hour Period
Ostentatious Gambling Facility
Comfort In The Least Amount
Firmament Succumbing to Gravity
Ghost-like Being

Spoiler:
The Bond films:  Dr. No; From Russia With Love; Goldfinger; Thunderball; You Only Live Twice; On Her Majesty's Secret Service; Diamonds Are Forever; Live And Let Die; The Spy Who Loved Me; Moonraker; For Your Eyes Only; Octopussy; Never Say Never Again; A View To A Kill; The Living Daylights; License To Kill; GoldenEye; Tomorrow Never Dies; The World Is Not Enough; Die Another Day; Casino Royale; Quantum of Solace; Skyfall; Spectre

Re: 1563: "Synonym Movies"

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2015 8:06 am UTC
by Eshru
I'm enjoying the Last Reverie 14, but I'm looking forward to the next Reprecussion game.

KittenKaboodle, I genuinely can't tell if you are trolling, have been trolled, or genuinely are part of the 10k. Congrats!

Re: 1563: "Synonym Movies"

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2015 8:17 am UTC
by orthogon
RAGBRAIvet wrote:Spectre

OK, there's an example of what I'm talking about: Spectre and Ghost are movies with synonymous titles. If you went the Roget's Thesaurus route, you could include Poltergeist etc. Then you could have a comic "At home with the Rogets". First frame: "Darling, have you reorganised the DVDs again?" Second frame: view of the DVD shelves with titles arranged as though they were entries in the eponymous tome. It would work best if the words were roughly synonymous but the genres completely disparate. Maybe Taken and Kidnapped could appear alongside Spirited Away.

Re: 1563: "Synonym Movies"

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2015 9:47 am UTC
by speising
Commander and Master

Re: 1563: "Synonym Movies"

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2015 12:09 pm UTC
by ebow
speising wrote:Commander and Master


That's some top-notch synonym snark.

Re: 1563: "Synonym Movies"

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2015 2:02 pm UTC
by rmsgrey
KittenKaboodle wrote:
murbard wrote:("Henry Junior and the principality of the glass cranium" was considered, but actually never released)


Am I missing something? a joke maybe?


http://www.xkcd.com/566/

It's an established part of xkcd lore that certain movies do not exist (despite the presence of Wikipedia articles, DVDs, Blu Rays, and other circumstantial evidence) because they, were they to exist, would sully the name of a franchise. Another example is the Highlander franchise (turns out "there can be only one" was talking about more than just the immortals)

Re: 1563: "Synonym Movies"

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2015 2:34 pm UTC
by Someguy945
Panda-s1 wrote:Everyone hates "The Scary Ghost", but for me "Duplicate Assaults" was the worst.


I agree. Scary Ghost, while juvenile, tells a complete story with a beginning, middle, and end. It functions as a standalone movie if you've never seen any of the others. Of course it couldn't live up to the hype, but there are plenty of worse movies.

Duplicate Assaults on the other hand is just a train wreck.

Re: 1563: "Synonym Movies"

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2015 3:34 pm UTC
by Zylon
Today I learned that Randall doesn't really know (or care) what a synonym actually is.

Re: 1563: "Synonym Movies"

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2015 4:34 pm UTC
by pkcommando
rmsgrey wrote:It's an established part of xkcd lore that certain movies do not exist (despite the presence of Wikipedia articles, DVDs, Blu Rays, and other circumstantial evidence) because they, were they to exist, would sully the name of a franchise. Another example is the Highlander franchise (turns out "there can be only one" was talking about more than just the immortals)

That's the way I feel about the second movie in the Cease Living With Great Difficulty franchise.

Re: 1563: "Synonym Movies"

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2015 4:34 pm UTC
by AndrewGPaul
KarenRei wrote:Okay, I'll try my own: "22094965.402 Sub-Hadal Chains"


Spoiler:
20,000 leagues under the sea? I assume the number is rods, and 1 league = 3 nautical miles. I can't figure out where the original 45619200000 comes from; that works out at 240,000 leagues using 1 league = 3 statute miles?

Re: 1563: "Synonym Movies"

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2015 4:59 pm UTC
by orthogon
Oh, Sub-Hadal Chains. I thought it was some physics thing and you were talking about that movie 5.7456Ms.

Re: 1563: "Synonym Movies"

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2015 5:41 pm UTC
by ebow
orthogon wrote:Oh, Sub-Hadal Chains. I thought it was some physics thing and you were talking about that movie 5.7456Ms.

?
Spoiler:
9.5 Weeks?
66.5 Days?
1596 Hours?

Re: 1563: "Synonym Movies"

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2015 5:53 pm UTC
by orthogon
ebow wrote:
orthogon wrote:Oh, Sub-Hadal Chains. I thought it was some physics thing and you were talking about that movie 5.7456Ms.

?
Spoiler:
9.5 Weeks?
66.5 Days?
1596 Hours?

Yes, one of those. Not to be confused with 86.4ks or T+2.4192Ms.

Re: 1563: "Synonym Movies"

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2015 6:01 pm UTC
by ebow
orthogon wrote:
ebow wrote:
orthogon wrote:Oh, Sub-Hadal Chains. I thought it was some physics thing and you were talking about that movie 5.7456Ms.

?
Spoiler:
9.5 Weeks?
66.5 Days?
1596 Hours?

Yes, one of those. Not to be confused with 86.4ks or T+2.4192Ms.


IMDB.com to the rescue. I suppose I've heard of 5.7456Ms, but it's a bit before my movie-watching days began and not in my set of genres, so it didn't come to mind.

Re: 1563: "Synonym Movies"

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2015 6:06 pm UTC
by orthogon
Is it that old? I still think of it as one of those recent films I haven't got around to seeing yet...

Re: 1563: "Synonym Movies"

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2015 8:53 pm UTC
by Eternal Density
Pfhorrest wrote:I quite liked the original Doorway to Heaven movie, but honestly the spinoff TV series Doorway to Heaven: The First DH Team really built the fictional world up much better (the early seasons more than the later... recurring un-cancellation from seasons 8-10 kinda screwed it up then). The spinoff to that series, Doorway to Heaven: Daughter of the Bearer of the Heavens, was alright, but didn't live up to the original series. The last series Doorway to Heaven: All Of The Heavens got cancelled just as it was getting good so I guess we'll never know how it would have turned out.
Oh and I guess I forgot to mention the direct-to-video movies, Doorway to Heaven: The Box of Facts and Doorway to Heaven: It's Still Going On (alternately: Doorway to Heaven: Non-Discrete Manifold). I thought they were good enough, though really could (and should) have just been two-parter episodes in The First DH Team.

And I'm disappointed that we're never going to get the other two direct-to-video movies that were planned, Doorway to Heaven: Around And Around and Doorway to Heaven: We're All Gonna Die.

I was gonna call it Space Door: Prime Goers, Space Door: Wet City, And Space Door: Everywhere. I thing you did much better.
You're right about the direct to-video movies.

-
I'm extremely sad that there isn't a third (and beyond) season of Executioner: Tales of the Strong-Willed Princess
(also, I never considered what the name meant before, it's very appropriate for the Mother of the Future Saviour of Humanity)


For games: Silicate MoundFortress Constructor

Re: 1563: "Synonym Movies"

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2015 9:16 pm UTC
by Pfhorrest
Eternal Density wrote:
Pfhorrest wrote:I quite liked the original Doorway to Heaven movie...

I was gonna call it Space Door: Prime Goers, Space Door: Wet City, And Space Door: Everywhere. I thing you did much better.

Thanks. "Space Door" would be more in keeping with the names in the comic, but I couldn't resist "Doorway to Heaven" since it was actually used in the movie itself as an alternate (apparently less accurate) translation of the original name for the titular artifact. Also when looking up the etymology of the proper noun in the second TV series' name, finding that "Heaven" was in there, and realizing that "Heavens" could also be used in the title of the third series, just made it even more irresistible.

Re: 1563: "Synonym Movies"

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2015 11:39 pm UTC
by Eternal Density
Pfhorrest wrote:
Eternal Density wrote:
Pfhorrest wrote:I quite liked the original Doorway to Heaven movie...

I was gonna call it Space Door: Prime Goers, Space Door: Wet City, And Space Door: Everywhere. I thing you did much better.

Thanks. "Space Door" would be more in keeping with the names in the comic, but I couldn't resist "Doorway to Heaven" since it was actually used in the movie itself as an alternate (apparently less accurate) translation of the original name for the titular artifact. Also when looking up the etymology of the proper noun in the second TV series' name, finding that "Heaven" was in there, and realizing that "Heavens" could also be used in the title of the third series, just made it even more irresistible.

All this talk of doors reminds me of the game Uncountable Life Surprise, and the movie Business of Scarers.
"I can see all the doors, and what's behind all the doors."

Re: 1563: "Synonym Movies"

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2015 11:54 pm UTC
by Sprocket
orthogon wrote:
RAGBRAIvet wrote:Spectre

OK, there's an example of what I'm talking about: Spectre and Ghost are movies with synonymous titles. If you went the Roget's Thesaurus route, you could include Poltergeist etc. Then you could have a comic "At home with the Rogets". First frame: "Darling, have you reorganised the DVDs again?" Second frame: view of the DVD shelves with titles arranged as though they were entries in the eponymous tome. It would work best if the words were roughly synonymous but the genres completely disparate. Maybe Taken and Kidnapped could appear alongside Spirited Away.

SHOW Don't TELL!
(AKA draw it!) :-D

Re: 1563: "Synonym Movies"

Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2015 3:10 am UTC
by RogueCynic
I heard The Adult Catepillar Result wasn't that good. Moan's Mobile Keep was interesting.

Re: 1563: "Synonym Movies"

Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2015 8:38 am UTC
by Tova
"So, I have this idea for a great movie. It's about two gnomes who find a bracelet of power ..."

Re: 1563: "Synonym Movies"

Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2015 8:43 am UTC
by Eternal Density
Return For Events That Haven't Happened Yet

Re: 1563: "Synonym Movies"

Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2015 11:56 am UTC
by pkcommando
RogueCynic wrote:I heard The Adult Catepillar Result wasn't that good. Moan's Mobile Keep was interesting.

The first one was okay. The second ---- you almost force yourself to forget it. I have heard of legends and half-mad whispers coming from dark places, mumbled by the deepest of elder things, that there was a third.

Re: 1563: "Synonym Movies"

Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2015 12:38 pm UTC
by cellocgw
Zylon wrote:Today I learned that Randall doesn't really know (or care) what a synonym actually is.


Don't be evil. //runs away fast to avoid trademark lawyers.

You oughtta know (//oops, now a copyright infringement) that Randall absolutely chose not to care about the strict definition of " synonym." So I'll try to make you feel better with this discussion of synonyms.

Re: 1563: "Synonym Movies"

Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2015 12:40 pm UTC
by cellocgw
pkcommando wrote:That's the way I feel about the second movie in the Cease Living With Great Difficulty franchise.


Uh-oh: I parsed that as "stop letting your life be full of difficulties," which suggests, weakly, certain other films (La Dolce Vita, perhaps?)

Re: 1563: "Synonym Movies"

Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2015 6:42 pm UTC
by Noughmad
I am really bothered by the fact that Return of the Jedi and Return of the King are translated differently.

Re: 1563: "Synonym Movies"

Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2015 1:12 am UTC
by Mikeski
Noughmad wrote:I am really bothered by the fact that Return of the Jedi and Return of the King are translated differently.

In a comic about synonyms, you're "really bothered" by the fact that there are more than two ways to say something?