1656: "It Begins"

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1656: "It Begins"

Postby Linux0s » Wed Mar 16, 2016 7:47 am UTC

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Re: 1656: "It Begins"

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Re: 1656: "It Begins"

Postby orthogon » Wed Mar 16, 2016 8:06 am UTC

Anybody else do a double-take between "It begins" and "It begends"?
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Re: 1656: "It Begins"

Postby rhomboidal » Wed Mar 16, 2016 8:35 am UTC

I wonder if the Birds consider Twitter species-insensitive.

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Re: 1656: "It Begins"

Postby eviloatmeal » Wed Mar 16, 2016 9:20 am UTC

When I want to jump straight into the second half of a flame war, I go with "This is what humanity deserves."

"Seagull steals phone, drops it in ocean." This is what humanity deserves.

Another one I enjoy is the shortcut to arguing about semantics with a humorous quip about spelling.
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Re: 1656: "It Begins"

Postby da Doctah » Wed Mar 16, 2016 10:33 am UTC

eviloatmeal wrote: This is what humanity deserves.


My favorite is You can go on believing that if it makes you feel better.

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Re: 1656: "It Begins"

Postby cellocgw » Wed Mar 16, 2016 11:53 am UTC



Beat me to it :cry:

So, in place of that,
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Re: 1656: "It Begins"

Postby Eternal Density » Wed Mar 16, 2016 11:55 am UTC

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Re: 1656: "It Begins"

Postby testrider » Wed Mar 16, 2016 3:00 pm UTC

Don't tell me I am the only one who refreshed the page to see the newsmessage change...

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Re: 1656: "It Begins"

Postby DanAxtell » Wed Mar 16, 2016 5:36 pm UTC

Someone needs to say it:
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Re: 1656: "It Begins"

Postby Yablo » Wed Mar 16, 2016 5:42 pm UTC

I should have read the comic before I posted in the Humorous News thread about the attempted rap battle in Massachusetts.
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Re: 1656: "It Begins"

Postby Pfhorrest » Wed Mar 16, 2016 5:56 pm UTC


As foretold by prophecy.
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Re: 1656: "It Begins"

Postby Whizbang » Wed Mar 16, 2016 5:58 pm UTC

Oh, shit! Was that today?

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Re: 1656: "It Begins"

Postby Lode » Wed Mar 16, 2016 6:55 pm UTC

You can also instead begin it with:

"You won't believe what this seagul did! Number 5 will amaze you"

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Re: 1656: "It Begins"

Postby rmsgrey » Wed Mar 16, 2016 8:24 pm UTC

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Re: 1656: "It Begins"

Postby Coyoty » Thu Mar 17, 2016 12:14 am UTC

"Uh oh..." Try it. Not just with random news items. Any comment someone makes, too.

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Re: 1656: "It Begins"

Postby The Moomin » Fri Mar 18, 2016 8:56 am UTC

It continues.
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Re: 1656: "It Begins"

Postby brandbarth » Fri Mar 18, 2016 9:54 am UTC

So it begins.

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Re: 1656: "It Begins"

Postby gcgcgcgc » Fri Mar 18, 2016 9:56 am UTC

Well, here we are...

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Re: 1656: "It Begins"

Postby stopmadnessnow » Fri Mar 18, 2016 10:18 am UTC

It has to something really, really, really bad.

The Endgame alliance take out the primary footsoldiers.

It begins.
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Re: 1656: "It Begins"

Postby Neil_Boekend » Fri Mar 18, 2016 1:53 pm UTC

stopmadnessnow wrote:It has to something really, really, really bad.

The Endgame alliance take out the primary footsoldiers.

It begins.

Well, if you're planning on sterilizing the planet with neutron bombs only an evil dictator would leave their own troops on the ground.
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Re: 1656: "It Begins"

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Mar 20, 2016 4:06 pm UTC

Lode wrote:I can also also instead begin it with:

"I won't believe what this seagul did! Number 0 will amaze I"

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Re: 1656: "It Begins"

Postby stopmadnessnow » Sun Mar 20, 2016 5:44 pm UTC

Why would the sexiest people need footsoldiers? This madness is madness.
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