1905: "Cast Iron Pan"

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Re: 1905: Cast Iron Pan

Postby freezeblade » Fri Oct 27, 2017 3:33 pm UTC

Hell, I've left a pot of beans on the stove when I went out to grab some groceries plenty of times before, just got to make sure it's on low as possible, with a heat defuser, and nothing else on or near the stove.
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Re: 1905: Cast Iron Pan

Postby JudeMorrigan » Fri Oct 27, 2017 3:45 pm UTC

One thing I'll add: I'm not 100% sure what source ericgrau is using for their stats, but the USFA's "fires caused by appliances" stat includes "televisions, radios, video equipment, phonographs, dryers, washing machines, dishwashers, garbage disposals, vacuum cleaners, hand tools, electric blankets, irons, hairdryers, electric razors, can openers, dehumidifiers, heat pumps, water cooling devices, air conditioners, freezers and refrigeration equipment as source of heat". (Fwiw, USFA seems to be citing 14500 residential fires caused by appliances in 2015, which was the most recent year they seemed to have statistics for.)

I would feel pretty confident that the frequency with which each of those appliances cause fires is not evenly distributed. And I'd bet a wooden nickel that dishwashers are vastly lower on that list than things like electric blankets or irons.

So, I don't know. Characterizing someone leaving a dishwasher running unintended as "dumb-ass recklessness" just seems like poor risk-assessment to me. And I'm completely unsurprised that an insurance company would consider his friend's fire exactly the sort of freak occurrence that people pay insurance companies to deal with.

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Re: 1905: Cast Iron Pan

Postby Hiferator » Fri Oct 27, 2017 3:58 pm UTC

Cygnwulf wrote:[...] I don't have to hold on to it with one pan while stirring with the other.


Thanks for the hilarious mental image, Edward Panhands.

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Re: 1905: Cast Iron Pan

Postby sardia » Sat Oct 28, 2017 12:23 am UTC

Hiferator wrote:
Cygnwulf wrote:[...] I don't have to hold on to it with one pan while stirring with the other.


Thanks for the hilarious mental image, Edward Panhands.

At least I know my cast iron pan won't spy on me. I may be a hermit, but at least none of the tech companies will know who I am.

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Re: 1905: Cast Iron Pan

Postby x7eggert » Sat Oct 28, 2017 12:33 am UTC

orthogon wrote:I assume that cast iron pans are some kind of fresh hipster hell that had passed me by. Is high-maintenance medieval cookware the new thing, in the same way that not having gears on a bike is the new having gears on a bike?


I don't own one, but cast iron behaves differently from other materials. If you put a steak into a thin pan, the pan will get cold, you will get a bad result. Also a thick pan will heat more evenly. OTOH a thin pan will change temperature quickly if you turn up/down the plate or remove it from the heat, and if you're making eggs, you will want that.

A cast iron pan isn't supposed to be problematic. Just don't use soap, and if you do, use oil and potato peels for restoring the seasoning (cook them). Also don't let it catch rust, use bacon to add a protective layer when necessary.

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Re: 1905: Cast Iron Pan

Postby Soupspoon » Sat Oct 28, 2017 12:53 am UTC

sardia wrote:At least I know my cast iron pan won't spy on me. I may be a hermit, but at least none of the tech companies will know who I am.
…until you can be Googled, boasting of such a fact, that is!

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Re: 1905: Cast Iron Pan

Postby x7eggert » Sat Oct 28, 2017 1:14 am UTC

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My former neighbor had one in order to force himself to train using a specific cadence. It wasn't a fixie though, but single-speed, you didn't need to keep pedaling and you had to have a classic brake on the back wheel.

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Re: 1905: Cast Iron Pan

Postby xtifr » Mon Oct 30, 2017 8:41 pm UTC

Describing cast iron as "high maintenance" is a bit ridiculous as well. You do sort of have to know what you're doing to get the best out of it, but since you maintain it by adding oil and heating, and since you generally use it by...adding oil and heating...

Compare to:

* Stainless or copper: much harder to clean. If you count cleaning as part of maintenance (and I do), then cast iron is a big winner.
* Teflon: easy to clean, but requires a great deal of care. You need special rubber or wooden tools for ordinary use, and those things have a strong tendency to melt or burn. Cast iron's surface stands up to metal spatulas just fine. And if the no-stick surface starts to degrade, teflon adds poison to your food and usually has to be replaced entirely, while cast iron can be repaired simply by using it normally.

Of course, if you don't know what you're doing, than cast iron can suck. Which is one reason I don't recommend cast iron to people in general. (The other reason is that people are more likely to give me their cast iron if they think it sucks. I haven't paid for a cast iron skillet in decades.) :)
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Re: 1905: Cast Iron Pan

Postby sardia » Mon Oct 30, 2017 9:39 pm UTC

xtifr wrote:Describing cast iron as "high maintenance" is a bit ridiculous as well. You do sort of have to know what you're doing to get the best out of it, but since you maintain it by adding oil and heating, and since you generally use it by...adding oil and heating...

Compare to:

* Stainless or copper: much harder to clean. If you count cleaning as part of maintenance (and I do), then cast iron is a big winner.
* Teflon: easy to clean, but requires a great deal of care. You need special rubber or wooden tools for ordinary use, and those things have a strong tendency to melt or burn. Cast iron's surface stands up to metal spatulas just fine. And if the no-stick surface starts to degrade, teflon adds poison to your food and usually has to be replaced entirely, while cast iron can be repaired simply by using it normally.

Of course, if you don't know what you're doing, than cast iron can suck. Which is one reason I don't recommend cast iron to people in general. (The other reason is that people are more likely to give me their cast iron if they think it sucks. I haven't paid for a cast iron skillet in decades.) :)

Given how long they last, why would you pay for a pan more than once a few decades?

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Re: 1905: Cast Iron Pan

Postby Ranbot » Mon Oct 30, 2017 10:38 pm UTC

xtifr wrote:Describing cast iron as "high maintenance" is a bit ridiculous ...since you maintain it by adding oil and heating, and since you generally use it by...adding oil and heating...

Exactly... cast iron maintenance and use are one and the same. Clearly some people put more effort into maintenance, but the bare minimum is pretty minimal, and it'll probably last forever with any type of utensil being used on it. You have to be pretty lazy/dumb to actually ruin a cast iron pan.
xtifr wrote:...teflon adds poison to your food...

I wouldn't use the term "poison" but yes Teflon has potentially hazardous chemicals, specifically per- and polyfluoroalkyl substances, but I believe more assessment is needed to definitively say exposure risk from Teflon pans is significant compared other exposures.* So I wouldn't say people should trash all their Teflon pans yet, but if one is concerned about chemicals in Teflon then cast iron is a ready alternative.

* Those chemicals were put in anything that needed resistance to water, fire, stains, or grease... fire-fighting foams, ScotchGuard carpet and furniture treatments, Goretex or similar waterproof "breathable" fabrics, microwave dinner packages, pizza and take-out food boxes, even dental floss, and many people living near military bases have traces in their drinking water.

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Re: 1905: Cast Iron Pan

Postby ericgrau » Tue Oct 31, 2017 3:04 pm UTC

I was a bit scared of teflon so I looked it up and high heat creates the biggest risk of breaking it down and releasing dangerous compounds into your food. Super high searing temps, high enough to leave some charcoal in the crust, can release some teflon and cause minor danger. To cause major danger is next to impossible though. Your oil would smoke like crazy and/or catch fire... for a very long time while you are still busy getting the pan hotter. Your crust would be a thick mass of charcoal and yet it would be raw in the middle because of how fast this happens. So in other words I'd be more worried about burning the food than the teflon itself.

I suppose if you overheated a dry pan with no oil, and then let it cool back down, you could pull it off without burning your food. So don't heat an empty teflon pan.

It is crazy how many chemicals there are everywhere though.

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Re: 1905: Cast Iron Pan

Postby orthogon » Tue Oct 31, 2017 3:28 pm UTC

ericgrau wrote:It is crazy how many chemicals there are everywhere though.

It's true. Literally everything has chemicals in it.
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Re: 1905: Cast Iron Pan

Postby Pfhorrest » Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:50 pm UTC

Actually the vast majority of the universe is surprisingly bereft of chemicals. It's mostly just intergalactic voids full of dark energy criss-crossed with some skidmarks of dark matter here and there.
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Re: 1905: Cast Iron Pan

Postby Ranbot » Tue Oct 31, 2017 7:25 pm UTC

ericgrau wrote:...Your crust would be a thick mass of charcoal and yet it would be raw in the middle because of how fast this happens. So in other words I'd be more worried about burning the food than the teflon itself....It is crazy how many chemicals there are everywhere though.

If you char food [or burn any organic material for that matter] it creates poly aromatic hydrocarbons (PAHs), which are well-known to be cancer causing when ingested. Cast iron won't spare you from PAHs in burnt food. So, yeah nasty chemicals everywhere, including naturally, but risk is a relative calculation. Feel better yet? :P

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Re: 1905: Cast Iron Pan

Postby xtifr » Mon Nov 06, 2017 12:55 am UTC

The big problem with teflon is that it doesn't stick to the metal very well (not sticking to things is rather its selling point), and it's not very strong, so once you scratch or chip it, it tends to continue to disintegrate and add teflon chips to the things you cook in it. And it can't easily be resurfaced, so you pretty much have to replace the whole pan at that point. Especially since the parts where the teflon has come off are no longer no-stick.

With cast iron, on the other hand, you don't have to worry about dropping a knife in it, or stabbing it with a fork to get that last morsel of food out. It's safer to cook with when you're tired or drunk (relatively speaking).

And, while it's a very bad idea to set any of your pans on fire, cast iron is a lot more likely to still be usable once the fire has been put out and the fire engines sent home. (Though it may be time to re-season it.) :)
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Re: 1905: Cast Iron Pan

Postby Peaceful Whale » Mon Nov 06, 2017 1:05 am UTC

After learning about all these things that can kill me, I’ll be living the rest of my days in a plastic bubble...
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Re: 1905: Cast Iron Pan

Postby xtifr » Mon Nov 06, 2017 1:07 am UTC

Best not. Plastic bubbles can kill you. :mrgreen:
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Re: 1905: Cast Iron Pan

Postby Soupspoon » Mon Nov 06, 2017 5:13 pm UTC

xtifr wrote:it tends to continue to disintegrate and add teflon chips to the things you cook in it.

Is that "teflon crisps" (UK) or "teflon fries" (US)…? ;)

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Re: 1905: Cast Iron Pan

Postby Mutex » Mon Nov 06, 2017 5:17 pm UTC

Mmm, Teflon chips. They go down real easy.


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