0321: "Thighs"

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0321: "Thighs"

Postby nyeguy » Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:03 am UTC

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Alt-text: My thighs have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord?

I don't know, this one just doesn't really seem to amuse me. Someone please say I am missing something here.

EDIT: Screwed up the BBCode syntax.
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Postby athelas » Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:03 am UTC

It's random, but I liked the alt-text

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Postby Scigatt » Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:05 am UTC

The alt-text is what makes this comic!

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Postby Jach » Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:05 am UTC

A thigh for a thigh makes the whole world blind. Or at least legless.
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Postby ohki » Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:05 am UTC

Thigh see what you did there.
But it raining and me peeing on your foot are NOT mutually exclusive.
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Postby BVD » Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:08 am UTC

heh, Jach wins.

This definitely was a random one....I wonder what the inspiration was

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Postby Phi » Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:09 am UTC

I want to be able to arrange my songs like this and sing them to my lover some day, and have them elicit that response of "Go the hell away."

That, my friends, would be true love.

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Postby muteKi » Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:12 am UTC

Thigh yi yi yi yi.


I dunno. I was the first one here to post a play on the "That's Amore" song in the comic thread forum, right? RIGHT??
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Postby BonSequitur » Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:20 am UTC

So very random. Doesn't NEED a punchline.

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Postby voodooKobra » Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:26 am UTC

The apple of my thigh.
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Postby amedico » Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:30 am UTC

Thigh fought the law.

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Postby Mracton » Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:44 am UTC

Bam bam bam bam
Bam bam bam bam
Thigh wanna be sedated!

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Postby voodooKobra » Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:54 am UTC

Thigh came, thigh saw, thigh conquered.

Or the /b/ version:

Thigh came, thigh saw, thigh came.
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Postby Scigatt » Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:56 am UTC

Thigh can't remember anything to this very day...'cept the look on you-know-where...

Edit: Here's a better one...

Thigh was bitten, must have been the devil...
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Postby Kishi » Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:58 am UTC

What does Randall Munroe have against brown-skinned people?

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Postby Scigatt » Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:03 am UTC

Nothing against brown skin...

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Postby Darth Eru » Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:05 am UTC

Kishi wrote:What does Randall Munroe have against brown-skinned people?


Thigh think the girl was assuming he was referring to her, and if she's Caucasian, then her response is valid (why would thighs be brown besides natural skin colour? :P)

1st edit: you'll never know...! oooOOOOOoooooohhhhhh......
2nd edit: damn buttons...
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Postby Twasbrillig » Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:06 am UTC

Scigatt wrote:Nothing against brown skin...


At least not naturally brown skin anyway.

[edit] How do you people not get the joke?
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I wonder if you can see...
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Postby ANolan » Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:06 am UTC

Rarely does xkcd make me break out in laughter, but the alternate text was just too much.

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Postby Belial » Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:08 am UTC

Heh.

He finally made a comic out of this.

I agree, it was kindof "meh" until the alt text.
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Postby CynicalTyler2 » Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:12 am UTC

"Knockin' me out with those American thighs!"

No wait... dammit!

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Postby GusPatsy » Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:12 am UTC

Not "I," "Eye." As in:
"It was a one-thighed, one-horned, flying, purple people-eater" or:
"The girl with kaleidoscope thighs."
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Postby Aglet » Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:17 am UTC

I close... my... thighs...
Only for a moment and the moment's gone...
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Postby Robin S » Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:17 am UTC

e^(thigh pie) = -1?

Also, what's a long bus or train journey without a game of Thigh Spy?

"Back when you were nothing more than a twinkle in your father's"... ok, I'll stop.

I prefer the wise cracks to the toilet humour, but I think I smiled a bit at the alt text.
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Postby Twasbrillig » Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:18 am UTC

Robin S wrote:e^(thigh pie) = -1?


Everybody loves the thigh pies.
I want to have Bakemaster's babies. It's possible, with science.

I wonder if you can see...
...what is wrong with my signature?

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Postby Cabhan » Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:19 am UTC

When Irish thighs are smiling?

You're just too good to be true...can't take my thighs off you!

The alt-text made me happy.

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Postby Drooling Iguana » Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:20 am UTC

Makes me glad that I'm not a purple person.

Nobody knows what it's like to be the bad man, to be the sad man behind blue thighs...

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Postby Bonnici » Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:23 am UTC

I think this could be another Harry Potter wand/wang phenomenon.

Slipknot - Eyeless
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's thighs

Matisyahu - Close My Eyes
Close my thighs and take a ride inside. Feel the breeze blow by yo I'm getting' you high

Black Keys - Them Eyes
Hey, can you see my cryin'
Hey, don't you see me dyin
When I look into them thighs
I know that I did you wrong - the pain it lasted so long
But if you don't bring me back this time, I swear Im gonna lose my mind
Hey, can you see me running
Hey, don't you know I'm comin
When I think about them thighs

Severed Heads - Dead Eyes Opened
As the head of Emily Kaye lay upon the coals, the dead thighs opened, and Mahon fled out to the deserted shore.

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Postby Robin S » Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:24 am UTC

Oh, oh that's not right!

And I thought "Brown-thighed girl" was bad...

Edit: "Thighs Wide Open" by the Goo Goo Dolls - *forces self to stop*
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Postby space_raptor » Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:26 am UTC

Thighs out - guerrilla radio
Turn that shit up

It has to start somewhere
It has to start sometime
What better thigh than here
What better thigh than now
All hell can't stop us now
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thigh?

Postby tyeh26 » Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:28 am UTC

is this a parody on anything? or just stupid humor? thigh = eye.

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Postby marcmagus » Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:40 am UTC

I was half expecting it to end with your mom.

I liked the actual alt-text much better.

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Postby graudrakon » Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:45 am UTC

"I can open your thighs
take you wonder by wonder
over sideways and under
on a magic carpet ride

A whole new world!"

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Postby Tractor » Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:46 am UTC

Like lots of you apparently, it was the alt-text that did it.
And by 'did it', I mean made me actually lol.
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Postby space_raptor » Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:50 am UTC

THIGH
The drinking will continue until morale improves.

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Postby grythyttan » Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:57 am UTC

graudrakon wrote:"I can open your thighs
take you wonder by wonder
over sideways and under
on a magic carpet ride

A whole new world!"


Weird surgical fetish or stupid sexual innuendo?
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Postby airtank » Wed Sep 26, 2007 6:03 am UTC

haha! i get it.

nyeguy wrote:Someone please say I am missing something here.


you are.
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Postby Charonchan » Wed Sep 26, 2007 6:06 am UTC

I registered just to ask this....

Anyone here seen Jason and the Argonauts? If so, anyone remember the scene where Zeus and Hera are talking about Jason in the clouds?

Hera starts fawning over Jason's "supple thighs..."

....Yeah. First thing this comic made me think of. (For the record, you never see Jason's thighs in that stupid movie. EVER.)

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Postby niko7865 » Wed Sep 26, 2007 6:10 am UTC

The alt-text was thigh-larious.
21/m/athletic/white&nerdy/washington/straight/???
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Postby airtank » Wed Sep 26, 2007 6:12 am UTC

niko7865 wrote:The alt-text was thigh-larious.


you're doing it wrong.
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