0321: "Thighs"

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Postby madjo » Wed Sep 26, 2007 2:36 pm UTC

Don't cry...
Don't raise your thigh...
It's only teenage wasteland..

--The Who - Baba O'Riley (Teenage Wasteland)
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You are carrying:
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- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
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Postby JBridge » Wed Sep 26, 2007 2:37 pm UTC

Well, look who's getting all thigh and mighty now.

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Postby Someursault » Wed Sep 26, 2007 2:44 pm UTC

Viva
Don't want no blue thighs
La loma
I want brown thighs
I'm in a state
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Postby owtytrof » Wed Sep 26, 2007 2:51 pm UTC

Wish I could be in your heart
To be one with your love
Wish I could be in your thighs
Looking back to where you were
And here we are
- The Moody Blues, Isn't Life Strange

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Postby Ubertakter » Wed Sep 26, 2007 2:59 pm UTC

CatProximity wrote:
Gordon wrote:I'm delirious and my thighs are effing sore from driving 32.5 hours in the last two days. Randy made this comic just for meeeee [/delirium]
THE DELIRIUM NEVER ENDS! They'll always make more...won't they? Please tell me they will!!!!


Hmmmm... Delirium Tremens. I haven't had one of those for a while.

Thigh can't really come up with any good thigh lyrics. It's almost if thigh'm blocked or something.
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Postby Lyra Ngalia » Wed Sep 26, 2007 3:21 pm UTC

Well I just heard the news today
It seems my life is going to change
I closed my thighs, begin to pray
- Creed "With Arms Wide Open"

Made even better by the fact the song's about finding out his wife/girlfriend is pregnant.

That's why
I prefer a sunless sky
To the glittering and stinging in my thigh
- Nina Gordon "Tonight and the Rest of My Life"

Ouch, may want to get that looked at...

I've slept so long without you
I see hell in your thighs
- Jay Gordon "Slept So Long"
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Postby carlodrum » Wed Sep 26, 2007 3:35 pm UTC

Aglet wrote:I close... my... thighs...
Only for a moment and the moment's gone...


This one wins.

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Postby Belial » Wed Sep 26, 2007 3:37 pm UTC

Ubertakter wrote:Hmmmm... Delirium Tremens. I haven't had one of those for a while.


They don't sell it around here.

So I brought SO MUCH of it back from Boston, and am drinking my way through it at breakneck pace.
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They/them

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Postby Sprocket » Wed Sep 26, 2007 3:46 pm UTC

Belial wrote:
Ubertakter wrote:Hmmmm... Delirium Tremens. I haven't had one of those for a while.


They don't sell it around here.

So I brought SO MUCH of it back from Boston, and am drinking my way through it at breakneck pace.


Behold Deliruim
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Postby Jroq » Wed Sep 26, 2007 3:46 pm UTC

Based on 'My Eyes Adored You'
by Frankie Valli


My Thighs adored you
Though I never laid a hand on you,
My Thighs adored you
Like a million miles away from me you couldn't see
How I adored you:
So close, so close and yet so far away

And yes, I am another one who joined the forums just to comment on this particular comic... :D

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Postby airtank » Wed Sep 26, 2007 3:48 pm UTC

xyzzy wrote:And come to the IRC. There tend to be a few people active, and lots of people actively idling. Also, if you start talking, people will likely respond.


what! where have you been? it's uh, well, ... kinda noisy now.
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Postby Daniel » Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:06 pm UTC

When I saw this discussion I immediately thought of Swastika Thighs by Primal Scream...

I need to keep my thighs peeled for some more songs though...

Eww...

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Postby CynicalTyler2 » Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:23 pm UTC

And who could forget:

"These thighs have seen a lot of love, but they're never gonna see another one like I had with you."

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Postby Citizen K » Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:25 pm UTC

CynicalTyler2 wrote:And who could forget:

"These thighs have seen a lot of love, but they're never gonna see another one like I had with you."

True, but "the night has a thousand thighs."
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Postby arbivark » Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:50 pm UTC

That's a moray!

It is my understanding that Van Morrison originally wrote "brown-skinned girl", but it was changed to "brown-eyed girl" to be able to get onto the radio.

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Postby doctoravenue » Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:51 pm UTC

Billie Holiday:
You have a certain cute way of flirtin'
With them there thighs

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Postby shrike » Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:52 pm UTC

Aglet wrote:I close... my... thighs...
Only for a moment and the moment's gone...


I like this one the best...

Edit: This one also made me laugh pretty hard.

Mother Superior wrote:My thighs! The goggles do nothing!


Oh, and the Aladdin one is truly brilliant as well. This comic was all right, but I laud it for the hilarious discussion that it has started.

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Postby PatrickRsGhost » Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:04 pm UTC

Nights In White Satin - Moody Blues:

"Nights in white satin never reaching the end
Letters I've written never meaning to send
Beauty I'd always missed with these thighs before
Just what the truth is I can't say any more
'Cause I love you yes I love you oh how I love you"
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Postby astarr » Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:14 pm UTC

sad-thighed lady of the low lands
where the sad thighed prophets say that no man comes...
You show me a child who is not on a head trip all the the time, and I 'll show you a child who is DEAD INSIDE.

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Postby GBog » Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:22 pm UTC

"Cross-thighed Mary finds it hard to get along.
She's a poor man's rich girl
and she'll do it for a song."

"You talk about your woman
I wish you could see mine,
Every time she starts to lovin'
She brings thighsight to the blind."

"Sad-thighed lady of the lowlands,
Where the sad-thighed prophet says that no man comes,
My warehouse thighs, my Arabian drums,
Should I leave them by your gate,
Or, sad-thighed lady, should I wait?"

EDIT: Damn, I was beaten to this one.

Chuck Berry - Brown-thighed, handsome man (Which, remarkably, isn't gross.)

And a personal favourite:

Chris de Burgh - The Girl with April in her Thighs.

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Postby Garm » Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:33 pm UTC

This popped into my head as soon as I read the comic.

I don't mind
Not knowing what I'm headed for
You can take me to the skies
It's like being lost in heaven
When I'm lost in your Thighs

-- Debbie Gibson

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Postby PatrickRsGhost » Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:40 pm UTC

Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds:

Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly,
A girl with kaleidoscope thighs.

[...]

Look for the girl with the sun in her thighs,
And she's gone.

[...]

Suddenly someone is there at the turnstyle,
The girl with the kaleidoscope thighs.
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Postby quintopia » Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:55 pm UTC

Chris de Burgh - The Girl with April in her Thighs.


Who's April?

Also, shouldn't the alt text begin "mine thighs..."?

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Postby T » Wed Sep 26, 2007 6:05 pm UTC

GBog wrote:And a personal favourite:

Chris de Burgh - The Girl with April in her Thighs.

I could feel a long night coming on
In your thighs

[...]
And all I've ever wanted, I can see
In your thighs


I had the love in my thighs

I have seen it in my father's thighs

Missing You:
When the one you love's in front of your thighs

I need tender hands tonight,
Will you lay them on my shoulders?
Will you lay them on my thighs?
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Postby Quake » Wed Sep 26, 2007 6:19 pm UTC

! just ... A-Maze-Ing thread !

o,o,o

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Postby Relsqui » Wed Sep 26, 2007 6:26 pm UTC

quintopia wrote:Who's April?


Someone from IRC, actually.

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Postby muteKi » Wed Sep 26, 2007 6:27 pm UTC

NEON GENESIS EVANGELION:
Thigh me to the moon
And let me sail among the stars

BLEACH:
Woke up with yawn. Is morning. Thigh still alive
Turn on thigh radio to start up new day.

GHOST IN THE SHELL:
Thigh wanna go surfing with her
Thigh wanna go surfing with her

Thigh hear a voice, hear a voice calling out to me (wake up)

TRINITY BLOOD:
I know this will not remain forever
However it's beautiful
Your thighs, head, and your warm smile
They're my treasure
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Postby apotheosis » Wed Sep 26, 2007 6:58 pm UTC

It's not a song reference, but thinking about BSG's Six as a Thighlon makes me hear music in my head. Does that count?

It also makes me think of an earlier poster's "thigh-rection," but that is another story....
Touché, you smartass.

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Postby flower of your contempt » Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:02 pm UTC

for you pogues fans out there...

"then blood n' death neath a screaming sky
I lay down on the ground
And the arms and legs of other men
Were scattered all around
Some cursed, some prayed, some prayed then cursed
Then prayed and bled some more
And the only thing that I could see
Was a pair of brown thighs that was looking at me
But when we got back, labeled parts one, two, three
There was no pair of brown thighs waiting for me

And a rovin a rovin a rovin Ill go
For a pair of brown thighs
For a pair of brown thighs"

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Postby coorsie » Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:13 pm UTC

losetard wrote:Rent, anyone?

Your thighs,
As we said our goodbyes,
Can't get them out of my mind
And I find I can't hide

From your thighs.
The ones that took me by surprise,
The night you came into my life,
Where there's moonlight
I see your thighs.


as if this comment didn't make my day better by itself...
thank you for the rent song!
^_^

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Postby doctoravenue » Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:14 pm UTC

What amazes me is that there are still people on this thread who don't really get it.

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Postby OmegaLord » Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:44 pm UTC

Travis: My Eyes
Ya ya yay
Ya ya yay
You got my thighs
We can't see what you'll be
You can't disguise
Either way
I will pray
You will be wise
Pretty soon you will see
Tears in my thighs.

It's actually pretty horrible, if you think of tears as "tares".

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Postby airtank » Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:11 pm UTC

doctoravenue wrote:What amazes me is that there are still people on this thread who don't really get it.


i know, right? if i told everyone who was doing it wrong that they were doing it wrong, this thread would be doubled in size.
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Postby onlydecoppi » Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:17 pm UTC

I am also a new member :P Love XKCD though.

Dragonforce - My spirit will go on (suggestive demon :P )

Life is a misery, don't know how it's come to be
Death, the epitome of all of our days
In the past we had no choice to hear or to be the voice
Close your thighs and visualise the demon to arise

Can't help but laugh at that one.

Kamelot - The fourth Legacy

keep the fighting spirit
never close your thighs
don't forget the ones you left behind

Kamelot - One day ill win

LOOK IN MY THIGHS
YOU'LL SEE A DIFFERENT PART OF ME
(This one takes the cake)


EDIT forgot Kamelot :(

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Postby The_Toad » Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:29 pm UTC

honestly.... meh

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Postby armorsmith42 » Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:58 pm UTC

All that I am, All that I ever was, is here in your perfect thighs, they're all I can see.

Why does the phrase "perfect thighs" make me think of president Abraham Lincoln?
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Postby Flying Betty » Wed Sep 26, 2007 9:10 pm UTC

Tonight the light of love is in your thighs...
Will you still love me tomorrow?

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Postby sillybear25 » Wed Sep 26, 2007 9:11 pm UTC

Beauty is in the thigh of the beholder?

I'm really not very good at this...

Four-thighs? (a person on crutches?)
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Postby Doctor » Wed Sep 26, 2007 9:18 pm UTC

Guys.

Puns is the lowest form of humor. This thread makes me want to gouge my thighs out. And there are some major arteries down there.

Is it me, or has xkcd been not itself the last couple of weeks? Is Randy OK? I never got to ask him this question at the meetup.

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Postby jabberwock33 » Wed Sep 26, 2007 10:00 pm UTC

Puns aren't totally the lowest.


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