0425: "Fortune Cookies"

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chjbaker
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Re: "Fortune Cookies" Discussion

Postby chjbaker » Wed May 28, 2008 5:58 pm UTC

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I got that fortune cookie the same day I read this strip. I had to create an account to share this funny.

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Tenebrais
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Re: "Fortune Cookies" Discussion

Postby Tenebrais » Fri May 30, 2008 7:49 pm UTC

http://www.astrohoroscopes.com/fun/fort ... nswer.html

The first fortune I got was "Anything will work if you fiddle with it long enough".

Yeah... I don't know if I really need to add to it, but "except in bed" is a pretty good addition.

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Kallisti
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Re: "Fortune Cookies" Discussion

Postby Kallisti » Fri May 30, 2008 8:49 pm UTC

Fonkey wrote:My friend and I once played the "in bed" game with a church hymnal. Amazing.


I read this post last week and did it at my cousin's wedding last weekend. Thanks for the great idea! :D

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OBloodyHell
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Re: "Fortune Cookies" Discussion

Postby OBloodyHell » Fri Sep 19, 2008 8:31 am UTC

I've also heard an alternative to the "...in bed" suffix is "...with lesbians".

Some friends and I have experimented, and found that the dual-suffixed "...in bed with lesbians" is almost without exception perfect.

We always figured that would also be a really, really great name for a band, BTW.

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OBloodyHell
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Re: "Fortune Cookies" Discussion

Postby OBloodyHell » Fri Sep 19, 2008 8:33 am UTC

suso wrote:I once got a fortune cookie that said "Learn Chinese".



See? See? "Learn Chinese ... in bed with lesbians".

Can't beat it with a stick.

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Re: "Fortune Cookies" Discussion

Postby Rilian » Tue Mar 16, 2010 8:40 am UTC

suso wrote:I once got a fortune cookie that said "Learn Chinese".

I like those. It did have a chinese frase on it right?
And I'm -2.


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