Random832 wrote:Turiya wrote:AlphaSquirrel wrote:zaqwithaq wrote:When we went to a science competition the principal of the school we were at told some science jokes I didn't get any of them except the chem one:
What are a doctor's two favorate elements?
Helium and Curium because if you don't you have to Beryllium!
yeah none of her jokes actually got any laughs I've just been dieing to tell that one since she told it to us.
I don't get it.
"Heal 'em" and "cure 'em" otherwise you have to "bury 'em"
Would have worked better with Barium.
Actually they might be going for "bury all 'em" instead. But yes, barium comes out smoother.