I'm loving this thread
Here's some "quotes" I just thought of:
"As Karl Marx once said, From each according to his abilities, so don't just sit there, you damned hostages!"
"The only antidote to mental suffering is physical pain... sorry about that."
"A picture is worth a thousand words, but but a gun is worth just one."
"Plato said if you want a thing done well, do it yourself, you lazy bastard."
"Knowledge may be power, but can knowledge rip your guts out?"
"I have hardly ever known a gun that wasn't capable of reasoning."
"Great is the guilt of an unnecessary rocket to the head, they cost a lot, you know."
"Everything should be as simple as it is, but not simpler, or I nuke all of us." (hehe)