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Raptor on a microprocessor

Postby HighCharity » Sun Nov 23, 2008 9:47 pm UTC

http://micro.magnet.fsu.edu/creatures/pages/velo.html

Sorry if this should have been posted else where. Raptors!
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Re: Raptor on a microprocessor

Postby Jorsh! » Sun Nov 23, 2008 10:01 pm UTC

Why did they add a spiked glove-thingy on the tail? Aren't raptors scary enough already?
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Re: Raptor on a microprocessor

Postby HighCharity » Sun Nov 23, 2008 10:03 pm UTC

Jorsh! wrote:Why did they add a spiked glove-thingy on the tail? Aren't raptors scary enough already?

The answer is, of course, an emphatic no.
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Re: Raptor on a microprocessor

Postby Jorsh! » Sun Nov 23, 2008 10:30 pm UTC

In that case, I would gladly also add a gun that fires live sharks.
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Re: Raptor on a microprocessor

Postby SlyReaper » Sun Nov 23, 2008 11:03 pm UTC

Jorsh! wrote:In that case, I would gladly also add a gun that fires live sharks.


... with chainsaws instead of teeth.
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Re: Raptor on a microprocessor

Postby HighCharity » Sun Nov 23, 2008 11:06 pm UTC

SlyReaper wrote:
Jorsh! wrote:In that case, I would gladly also add a gun that fires live sharks.


... with chainsaws instead of teeth.

5000 Chainsaws. That run on apple juice.
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Re: Raptor on a microprocessor

Postby Of Negligible Mass » Sun Nov 23, 2008 11:46 pm UTC

HighCharity wrote:
SlyReaper wrote:
Jorsh! wrote:In that case, I would gladly also add a gun that fires live sharks.


... with chainsaws instead of teeth.

9001 Chainsaws. That run on apple juice.


Fix'd. Also meathooks for fins.
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Re: Raptor on a microprocessor

Postby Green9090 » Sun Nov 23, 2008 11:46 pm UTC

HighCharity wrote:
SlyReaper wrote:
Jorsh! wrote:In that case, I would gladly also add a gun that fires live sharks.


... with chainsaws instead of teeth.

5000 Over 9000 Chainsaws. That run on apple juice blood.


Edit: ninja'd!
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Re: Raptor on a microprocessor

Postby The Reaper » Mon Nov 24, 2008 12:56 am UTC

Green9090 wrote:
HighCharity wrote:
SlyReaper wrote:
Jorsh! wrote:In that case, I would gladly also add a gun that fires live sharks.


... with chainsaws instead of teeth.

5000 Over 9000 Chainsaws. That run on apple juice blood.


Edit: ninja'd!

over 9000 rocket powered chainsaws that run on blood matter....

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Re: Raptor on a microprocessor

Postby lowbart » Mon Nov 24, 2008 1:42 am UTC

Chainsaws that run on hopes and dreams, maybe?

Man. There's got to be some website with a list of all the crazy things they design onto processor chips.

edit: Aw, dammit. I was trying to get post #40,000 in the News section but someone beat me to it.

That's what I get for half-assededly attempting to put actual content in my post instead of just yelling 40000 GET!
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Re: Raptor on a microprocessor

Postby jestingrabbit » Mon Nov 24, 2008 2:35 am UTC

lowbart wrote:There's got to be some website with a list of all the crazy things they design onto processor chips.


Sure are!

http://www.chipworks.com/silicon_art_gallery.aspx

http://micro.magnet.fsu.edu/creatures/

to link just two.
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Re: Raptor on a microprocessor

Postby Jorsh! » Mon Nov 24, 2008 4:36 am UTC

What I want is a list of crazy things raptors design onto processor chips.
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Re: Raptor on a microprocessor

Postby 22/7 » Mon Nov 24, 2008 2:13 pm UTC

Best part of this article.
It has been brought to our attention that the sunglasses (with the VR initials) might actually be virtual reality glasses, which explains everything
Totally not a hypothetical...

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