Pissing Off Your Friends Might Kill Your Sex Life

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Pissing Off Your Friends Might Kill Your Sex Life

Postby Lucrece » Thu Apr 09, 2009 8:21 pm UTC

Belial wrote:That's charming, Nancy, but all I hear when you talk is a bunch of yippy dog sounds.

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Re: Pissing Off Your Friends Might Kill Your Sex Life

Postby harpyblues » Fri Apr 10, 2009 12:35 am UTC

This is another reason why I'm glad I'm female.
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Re: Pissing Off Your Friends Might Kill Your Sex Life

Postby It Should Be Real » Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:09 am UTC

harpyblues wrote:This is another reason why I'm glad I'm female.

Seconded, most definately.
the article wrote:his best friend bit his penis off in a row - and swallowed it

:shock:

Also, am I the only one being reminded of the movie 'Teeth'? :wink:

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Re: Pissing Off Your Friends Might Kill Your Sex Life

Postby MrGee » Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:15 am UTC

I always wondered about the "sow it back on" thing...does that really work, or is it an urban legend?

They could put that guy in Teeth 2.

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Re: Pissing Off Your Friends Might Kill Your Sex Life

Postby Gellert1984 » Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:18 am UTC

Dude that shits just wacked. Seriously an argument over a trailer and he goes and does that?!?

Also teeth sucked.
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Re: Pissing Off Your Friends Might Kill Your Sex Life

Postby It Should Be Real » Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:30 am UTC

MrGee wrote:I always wondered about the "sow it back on" thing...does that really work, or is it an urban legend?

They could put that guy in Teeth 2.

It's possible, and it has been done.
http://www.nytimes.com/1993/07/13/health/the-doctor-world-artful-surgery-reattaching-a-penis.html
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Re: Pissing Off Your Friends Might Kill Your Sex Life

Postby MrGee » Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:56 am UTC

It Should Be Real wrote:Oh, science. What will you be able to do next?


Perhaps....they could reattach a SECOND penis? :o You could have a proper threesome at last.

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Re: Pissing Off Your Friends Might Kill Your Sex Life

Postby Princess Marzipan » Fri Apr 10, 2009 4:11 am UTC

It Should Be Real wrote:
harpyblues wrote:This is another reason why I'm glad I'm female.

Seconded, most definately.

Well, um. CONCEIVABLY, someone could be pissed enough at you bite your clit in half.
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Re: Pissing Off Your Friends Might Kill Your Sex Life

Postby Lucrece » Fri Apr 10, 2009 4:29 am UTC

Princess Marzipan wrote:
It Should Be Real wrote:
harpyblues wrote:This is another reason why I'm glad I'm female.

Seconded, most definately.

Well, um. CONCEIVABLY, someone could be pissed enough at you bite your clit in half.


Or boobs. Deformed boobs can definitely harm your sex life.
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Re: Pissing Off Your Friends Might Kill Your Sex Life

Postby It Should Be Real » Fri Apr 10, 2009 4:38 am UTC

Lucrece wrote:Or boobs. Deformed boobs can definitely harm your sex life.

First I was just crossing my legs and wincing, now I'm curling up into the foetal position. >_<
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Postby '; DROP DATABASE;-- » Fri Apr 10, 2009 5:34 am UTC

Please don't turn xkcd into another "do not browse while eating/before bed" forum. D:
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Re: Pissing Off Your Friends Might Kill Your Sex Life

Postby BoomFrog » Fri Apr 10, 2009 7:15 am UTC

WTF!? Who does that? There has to be some history here for that to be the "friends" plan of action.

Pissing Off Your Friends Might Kill Your Sex Life


More like: Having Psychotic Friends Might Kill You.
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Postby The Reaper » Fri Apr 10, 2009 7:53 am UTC

I wonder what one would have to do to have your friends do something like that. I'd be up in arms when my friend started hitting me with a chain, much less pulling my trousers down. Everyone knows that if someone beats you with a chain and then starts taking off your clothes, and isn't wearing black leather, its not going to go well for you.

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Re: Pissing Off Your Friends Might Kill Your Sex Life

Postby seladore » Fri Apr 10, 2009 10:14 am UTC

I love that the friend's thought process went something like...

I'm annoyed.
I'm very annoyed.
I'm going to bite his penis off.

Just... wow.

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Re: Pissing Off Your Friends Might Kill Your Sex Life

Postby Indon » Fri Apr 10, 2009 1:24 pm UTC

I loved the caption to the image.

"Bitey".
So, I like talking. So if you want to talk about something with me, feel free to send me a PM.

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Re: Pissing Off Your Friends Might Kill Your Sex Life

Postby Crius » Fri Apr 10, 2009 9:51 pm UTC

Good god look at the related penis articles on that site:

"Wife jailed for penis hack attack"
"Row over angry, penis-removing doctor"
"Penis theft panic leads to thirteen arrests"
"Man gets penis trapped in sixteen washers"
"Man goes nuts on his penis"


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