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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby mickyj300x » Sun May 31, 2009 8:19 am UTC

No, and probably with good reason. The last time I used a laminating machine, the sleeve surrounding the paper got sucked in a wrapped around one of the rollers. Took us a while to get it out again.

Can you find a musical instrument?

EDIT: For answer, yes. I'm using it right now.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Gojoe » Sun May 31, 2009 8:28 am UTC

Yes, harmonica.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby CueBall » Sun May 31, 2009 8:30 am UTC

Yep, I'm using one.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby eaglef2 » Sun May 31, 2009 10:19 am UTC

yes,

Can you find a deck of playing cards in less than 15 seconds?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby thicknavyrain » Sun May 31, 2009 10:46 am UTC

Yes! Hurray.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby SuperTD » Sun May 31, 2009 10:51 am UTC

Yes, maths book.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Chfan » Sun May 31, 2009 1:30 pm UTC

No.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby thecamoninja » Sun May 31, 2009 3:16 pm UTC

Almost directly behind me. It's good to have a computer in my bedroom :)

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Kizyr » Sun May 31, 2009 3:25 pm UTC

Yes - several, actually: Labyrinth, Mongol, Slumdog Millionaire, Sakura Taisen 2... (those are just the physical ones)

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Coin » Sun May 31, 2009 3:34 pm UTC

No, all mine are in working order.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby thecamoninja » Sun May 31, 2009 3:42 pm UTC

No, I don't play real golf, and haven't played minigolf in years

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby DeLink » Sun May 31, 2009 5:04 pm UTC

Does that include stuffed animals?



Can you find a green container with objects that were used at least 3 years ago in 15 seconds?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Coin » Sun May 31, 2009 5:15 pm UTC

Well, it may be a bit of a stretch, but I have a motherboard from 1989. It's green and "contains" lots of components some of which are inside.
It's got an old Intel i486 SX on it and hasn't been used for quite some time.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Sruixan » Sun May 31, 2009 8:16 pm UTC

*runs downstairs*

*procures flour*

*whacks self on head, procures flower*

*stops timer*

11 secs. Yes.

A pack of cards?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby kellsbells » Sun May 31, 2009 8:28 pm UTC

Yes, on the bookshelf behind me. They're even fun local-art ones.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Gojoe » Sun May 31, 2009 8:29 pm UTC

Yes, at work, tool kit is right there.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby kellsbells » Sun May 31, 2009 8:31 pm UTC

Yeah, my dad has some down the hallway.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby eaglef2 » Sun May 31, 2009 8:32 pm UTC

no

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Sruixan » Sun May 31, 2009 8:47 pm UTC

*runs into bedroom*

*procures "Game, Set and Math" by Ian Stewart*

*flicks to "The Twelve Puzzles Of Christmas*

*stops timer*

9 seconds... yes, I can.

Two half-full cups of tea and/or coffee.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Mmmm, Pi » Sun May 31, 2009 9:16 pm UTC

Cold and slightly moldy, but yes.

A cuddly toy?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Dark Loink » Sun May 31, 2009 9:35 pm UTC

No...


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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Nith Azra » Sun May 31, 2009 9:59 pm UTC

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Yes. :D

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby mickyj300x » Sun May 31, 2009 10:31 pm UTC

My parents are in the lounge ATM, so yeah.

A piano.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby thecamoninja » Mon Jun 01, 2009 1:31 am UTC

Well, there's a horribly out-of-tune piano downstairs, but I'm not sure if I could get to it in fifteen seconds.

Anything telescopic?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby kaniman2 » Mon Jun 01, 2009 1:36 am UTC

If glasses don't count, then no. (I have multiple pairs, so...)

[X]?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby poxic » Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:04 am UTC

[X]

Three seconds, tops.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Gojoe » Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:06 am UTC

Right here, straight from the water cooler.

A lemon.
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*Various positive comments on your masculinity
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby poxic » Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:07 am UTC

Hah, for the one week in the last fifteen years since I became allergic to them, yes! (I meant to use it to clean out the garbage disposal. I should get around to that before the thing goes to mold...)

Three keyboards?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Gojoe » Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:10 am UTC

In sight, i can see 6, within 30 second i could get to... about 20 more. I am at work (a computer software company)

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I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby poxic » Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:21 am UTC

Ergh, I'd have to run down to the lobby, which I could theoretically do within 15 seconds if I didn't value my life. I'd also have no time to change into publicly-acceptable clothing first, which would be at least an additional 5 seconds (I'm wearing ridiculous old-n-comfy crap, a habit that's too easy to get into when you live alone). So, I guess it's a no.

An 8-track cassette?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby mickyj300x » Mon Jun 01, 2009 5:01 am UTC

I don't think I've even had contact with one of those before.

Can you find a vivid?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby poxic » Mon Jun 01, 2009 7:45 am UTC

A... vivid *what*?

*wiki visit*

As in a) "adult media produced by Vivid", or as in b) "something that looks vivid"?

a) No. I might find something in a neighbour's apartment, but it would take me longer than 15 seconds to get into each one. Even if I knocked.
b) Yes. The shirt I wore today.


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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Gojoe » Mon Jun 01, 2009 7:49 am UTC

HAHAHAHAHAHA! A vivid is what kiwis call a permanent marker. I think you call them sharpies?

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*Various positive comments on your masculinity
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Tillan » Mon Jun 01, 2009 8:29 am UTC

heck no, ill need to run to the shops and buy one, which would take longer then 15secs even though i am in the middle of a city right now.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Gojoe » Mon Jun 01, 2009 8:33 am UTC

I am an American living in NZ, yes my passport is right over there. Both mine, my old one, and my girlfriends one.

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That continue on into infinity*

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Tillan » Mon Jun 01, 2009 8:41 am UTC

Yes, my co-workers IPod is on his desk. Almost within reach.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Absolute » Mon Jun 01, 2009 9:22 am UTC

Yes.

A paintbrush?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby GoC » Mon Jun 01, 2009 4:03 pm UTC

No.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby clockworkmonk » Mon Jun 01, 2009 4:11 pm UTC

quite easily, as there are some in front of me.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby GoC » Mon Jun 01, 2009 4:41 pm UTC

No.

A black lamp?
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