Bacon and Cheese Stuffed Pizza Burger!

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Bacon and Cheese Stuffed Pizza Burger!

Postby Tyler » Wed May 13, 2009 2:20 am UTC

Haven't tried one, but want to! If you make one, put a cardiologist on speed dial.

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Re: Bacon and Cheese Stuffed Pizza Burger!

Postby zug » Wed May 13, 2009 2:45 am UTC

OH MY GOD

YOU CAN PUT TWO PIZZAS ON TOP OF EACH OTHER TO MAKE YOUR OWN STUFFED PIZZA

I can't believe I never considered that before!!!!
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Re: Bacon and Cheese Stuffed Pizza Burger!

Postby asad137 » Wed May 13, 2009 7:29 am UTC

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

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Re: Bacon and Cheese Stuffed Pizza Burger!

Postby Gojoe » Wed May 13, 2009 7:36 am UTC

That... My arteries hurt just looking at that.
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Re: Bacon and Cheese Stuffed Pizza Burger!

Postby Gentlelady » Wed May 13, 2009 8:49 am UTC

Poor bacon.
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Re: Bacon and Cheese Stuffed Pizza Burger!

Postby rheakith » Wed May 13, 2009 4:09 pm UTC

Would it be possible for you to write up a recipe for that, with the oven temperatures and times and whatnot? My roommates and I are planning ahead for our last weekend of the year here and want to see if it's doable.

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Re: Bacon and Cheese Stuffed Pizza Burger!

Postby podbaydoor » Wed May 13, 2009 4:39 pm UTC

I can't even








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Re: Bacon and Cheese Stuffed Pizza Burger!

Postby PatrickRsGhost » Wed May 13, 2009 5:02 pm UTC

How do you ruin perfectly good bacon, hamburger meat, and frozen pizza?

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Tyler wrote:Haven't tried one, but want to! If you make one, put a cardiologist on speed dial.

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Besides, the meat looks a bit underdone.
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Re: Bacon and Cheese Stuffed Pizza Burger!

Postby Silas » Wed May 13, 2009 7:16 pm UTC

I'd recommend, instead of using frozen pizzas, you ask your delivery shop to send you a pair of half-cooked ones, instead. Throw them into a hot oven, and they'll be ready in ten minutes. Also that you make a much thinner, more thoroughly cooked hamburger to go on the inside. I can't imagine trying to fit enough of that into my mouth to make eating it a possibility.
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Re: Bacon and Cheese Stuffed Pizza Burger!

Postby Bakemaster » Thu May 14, 2009 3:32 am UTC

The bacon dreamcatcher part made me laugh and is a pretty fun idea.
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Re: Bacon and Cheese Stuffed Pizza Burger!

Postby Tyler » Sun May 17, 2009 5:15 am UTC

rheakith wrote:Would it be possible for you to write up a recipe for that, with the oven temperatures and times and whatnot? My roommates and I are planning ahead for our last weekend of the year here and want to see if it's doable.


Sorry, but no recipe was provided on the original website. Just look at the ingredients in step one and heat it up till whenever.

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Re: Bacon and Cheese Stuffed Pizza Burger!

Postby psychosomaticism » Sun May 17, 2009 5:41 am UTC

Yo dawg, i herd u like junk food, so...

Yeah, that hamburger could really use some more cooking. Would be a shame to have gotten through that week's worth of calories and die from E. choli. :roll:

Any estimates on what the nutritional value of a serving (say, a 8th slice from the pizzas)? Just for scientific interest; I don't think I could be in the same room as that.

And I thought the Luther Burger was bad...

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Re: Bacon and Cheese Stuffed Pizza Burger!

Postby harpyblues » Thu Jun 11, 2009 5:08 am UTC

What the hell.

Even I draw the line at that much food.
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Re: Bacon and Cheese Stuffed Pizza Burger!

Postby rheakith » Thu Jun 11, 2009 5:22 am UTC

My roommates made it yesterday, only with regular crust pizzas. It was absolutely deliciterrible. I had less than an eighth of it and I was stuffed.

We also watched Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus while eating it. That was also terrible, but quite hilarious.

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Re: Bacon and Cheese Stuffed Pizza Burger!

Postby Minerva » Fri Jun 12, 2009 11:53 am UTC

That would make for a good ThisIsWhyYou'reFat submission.
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Re: Bacon and Cheese Stuffed Pizza Burger!

Postby Moo » Fri Jun 12, 2009 12:02 pm UTC

You guys commenting on the underdone burger meat, have you never had a burger pink in the middle? It's kind of common practice, I thought. Like steak.
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Re: Bacon and Cheese Stuffed Pizza Burger!

Postby Ell » Fri Jun 12, 2009 3:23 pm UTC

Moo wrote:You guys commenting on the underdone burger meat, have you never had a burger pink in the middle? It's kind of common practice, I thought. Like steak.

What's safe for steak is not necessarily safe for ground beef. Bacteria come into contact with the surface of the meat, so when you cook steak you only need to worry about getting the outer surface hot enough to kill them (and can leave the middle nice and pink). Ground beef is basically all surface area, and you never know what kind of icky bacteria got introduced to the "middle" of the burger, so it's safest to cook it all the way through.
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Re: Bacon and Cheese Stuffed Pizza Burger!

Postby Moo » Fri Jun 12, 2009 4:15 pm UTC

I find it hard to believe that a collection of meat that thick could not reach the recommended 70[sup]o[/s] C to kill most organisms and still be pink in th middle, that's all.
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Re: Bacon and Cheese Stuffed Pizza Burger!

Postby harpyblues » Sat Jun 13, 2009 7:09 am UTC

Why are we worrying about food poisoning when the burger raises your cholesterol just by looking at it?
Pound of beef+cheese+bacon+more bacon+pizza+pizza= more than enough crap to put you in a pinebox

Some piddly e-coli or salmonella doesn't have anything on the rest of it.
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Postby Apathy » Sat Jun 13, 2009 5:33 pm UTC

Woah that last picture is worse then seeing a rotten corpse! :shock:
It's like looking into the face of Gluttony incarnate! :x
The raw meat is just sweating and the cheese looks like a tumor! :o

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Re: Bacon and Cheese Stuffed Pizza Burger!

Postby PAstrychef » Sat Jun 13, 2009 6:31 pm UTC

Would it still fell as bad if it were marked "serves 20?" I don't look at 5 tier wedding cakes and think "I'm going to be eating all of that by myself" Even the most calorie laden goody can be enjoyed in small amounts. I would have made the burger thinner so it covered more of the pizza's area.
I think that the mash-up of flavors and textures would make this less than totally appealing, but I like to keeps things separate on my plate before I eat them.
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Re: Bacon and Cheese Stuffed Pizza Burger!

Postby Bakemaster » Sat Jun 13, 2009 7:55 pm UTC

They probably didn't account for the amount the meat would shrink when cooked.
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Re: Bacon and Cheese Stuffed Pizza Burger!

Postby rheakith » Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:39 am UTC

There was godawful too much burger in the center of it, but if you cut about 3/4 of it out, it actually wasn't half bad. Still mighty filling, but not not edible.

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Re: Bacon and Cheese Stuffed Pizza Burger!

Postby darthchazza » Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:45 am UTC

I dreamed I made one of these last night but I woke up before I had a chance to eat it. Most anticlimactic dream ever! :x
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Re: Bacon and Cheese Stuffed Pizza Burger!

Postby Aracanid » Sat Jul 11, 2009 10:46 am UTC

I came up with a similar idea were you put a mini pizza (or two or three) in a bun
Havent got around to making it yet but it may be edible by a single person unlike the rather large
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Re: Bacon and Cheese Stuffed Pizza Burger!

Postby thicknavyrain » Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:48 pm UTC

Sweet Murphy...how many starving orphans do you think that thing could feed?
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