Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby poxic » Mon Nov 09, 2009 2:18 am UTC

As in... a phone book? Both the yellow-pages-style and the personal-address-book-style are within reach (if I count standing up as part of the reach).

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby e^iπ+1=0 » Mon Nov 09, 2009 2:55 am UTC

Yep. Over there in the cabinet with the other clean dishes.

Some ice cream?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby videogamesizzle » Mon Nov 09, 2009 3:45 am UTC

No... and now I'm sad I don't have ice cream.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby breintje » Mon Nov 09, 2009 9:30 pm UTC

Probably, would wake my brother though.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Kain » Mon Nov 09, 2009 9:34 pm UTC

No, those are somewhere back at home

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby ashgray » Mon Nov 09, 2009 10:48 pm UTC

Yes, but only if the garage is unlocked (otherwise, ~30s).

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Whelan » Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:37 pm UTC

I forget, Biology is another language, right?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Senefen » Tue Nov 10, 2009 2:24 am UTC

Yeah, I've got that classic novel "game" on DS. It's on that.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby PhoenixEnigma » Tue Nov 10, 2009 2:36 am UTC

Someone left a stack of cruise magazines on my desk - they might count.

4 or more colours of pens (ink colours, not the pen itself)?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Whelan » Tue Nov 10, 2009 9:34 pm UTC

Damn, I can do two. I gave exploded the four-colour in one pen today.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby scrovak » Wed Nov 11, 2009 9:33 am UTC

Oddly enough, yes. Although I could also produce an impromptu condom-balloon...

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Gnatty » Wed Nov 11, 2009 10:53 am UTC

If monopoly money counts, then yes, otherwise, no.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Whelan » Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:39 pm UTC

no-no. Hate the things *glare*

A mild feeling of unease?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Christophoros » Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:38 am UTC

Easy, I barge into my flatmate's room. Actually, that may not be "mild"...

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Skythe » Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:24 am UTC

Yeah. A matter of getting the package open is a different matter.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby PhoenixEnigma » Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:40 am UTC

No, actually. I must have lost them :(

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Gnatty » Thu Nov 12, 2009 5:01 am UTC

Took a sprint downstairs, storeroom... here we go!

Ball mouse?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby scgtrp » Thu Nov 12, 2009 5:40 am UTC

Nope, and just blinded myself by turning my mouse over because I forgot what kind it was.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Brooklynxman » Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:20 am UTC

YESH!

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Hazel » Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:18 am UTC

Oh gods, so many.

An empty milk carton?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Max2009 » Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:08 pm UTC

No, just bought a new one yesterday.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Whelan » Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:14 pm UTC

Yes, within the time limit...maybe...I'm not that quick.

Hot chocolate?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby PhoenixEnigma » Thu Nov 12, 2009 5:07 pm UTC

I have hot chocolate mix not 5 seconds away, but making it drinkable would take more then 15 seconds.

A flask?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Max2009 » Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:57 pm UTC

Thermos flask (aka Starbucks thermos cup) at my elbow.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby neoliminal » Thu Nov 12, 2009 9:20 pm UTC

yes. There is a stack of DVDs right there.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Max2009 » Thu Nov 12, 2009 9:49 pm UTC

NO! I have no Microsoft anything on hand. Not Windows, not MSOffice, not a Zune not an Xbox. Nothing.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby PhoenixEnigma » Fri Nov 13, 2009 1:09 am UTC

I have one nearby that I use pretty much every day I'm at work, but I don't work every day.

A rear view mirror?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Senefen » Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:46 am UTC

If I sprint down to the garage. Yes.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Brooklynxman » Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:33 am UTC

Negative

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby PumpkinKing » Sat Nov 14, 2009 7:20 am UTC

Yes! great book

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby videogamesizzle » Sat Nov 14, 2009 7:21 am UTC

*glomps the new person* Hi!

Actually, I'm typing on one, so I guess so.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby thecamoninja » Sat Nov 14, 2009 7:26 am UTC

Yeah, I have my keys right over there

At least four pens, in three different colors?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby videogamesizzle » Sat Nov 14, 2009 7:35 am UTC

I... I don't think I can. I'm sad now.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Senefen » Sat Nov 14, 2009 8:21 am UTC

Several.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Gnatty » Sat Nov 14, 2009 8:54 am UTC

Yep. Four colours!!

Envelope/letter opener? (Scissors don't count. Rabbits, however, do)

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby thecamoninja » Sat Nov 14, 2009 8:56 am UTC

Well, I suppose I could try to train my guinea pig to do that within 15 seconds, but not apart from that

A book that's considered a 'masterpiece' or 'classic' in it's genre?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Gnatty » Sat Nov 14, 2009 10:36 am UTC

Not sure if people consider it a masterpiece, but definitely classic. 'Dune', Frank Herbert. Just about to reread it too...

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby videogamesizzle » Sat Nov 14, 2009 4:49 pm UTC

Well, it won't fly too well but I made it.

A bobblehead?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Nhoj Serob » Sat Nov 14, 2009 7:32 pm UTC

Don't have one to my name.

something electronic that's older than you?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby omni314 » Sat Nov 14, 2009 10:17 pm UTC

my house's mains electricity (plug sockets, light fittings etc)

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