Second-to-last-to-post wins!

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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Internetmeme » Thu Jan 14, 2010 1:29 am UTC

Just lost twenty dollars and my self respect. (not that one)
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby jerrywasaracecardriver » Sat Jan 16, 2010 4:55 pm UTC

So has anyone want to sell a copy of Conker's Bad Fur Day :D

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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Lazar » Sat Jan 16, 2010 7:16 pm UTC

The picture I posted was Alanis Morisette, because she had that song where she said that everything was ironic, even though it wasn't really ironic. Also, people who let their Photobucket accounts go inactive are assholes.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby skellious » Tue Jan 19, 2010 4:48 pm UTC

Looks liker ive lost and Lazar has won... unless someone is very nice....
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Garrator » Fri Jan 22, 2010 1:06 am UTC

Hi.

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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby boring bore » Fri Jan 22, 2010 6:55 am UTC

Wrong! You were dangerously close to letting skellious win! You know we can't let that happen!
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby darkspork » Mon Jan 25, 2010 6:28 am UTC

I think I'm OK with you winning, though. However, I'd rather win myself.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby mickyj300x » Mon Jan 25, 2010 6:47 am UTC

And thus you are granted one wish, darkspork.

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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby HiddenCounter » Mon Jan 25, 2010 7:56 am UTC

I would also like to win, and I have to be in it to win it.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Brooklynxman » Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:27 am UTC

I am winning as soon as someone else posts.
We figure out what all this means, then do something large and violent

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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Lazar » Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:33 am UTC

Brooklynxman wrote:I am winning losing as soon as someone else posts.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby brakos82 » Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:33 am UTC

Fine, but I'm taking your spot after this next guy.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby darkspork » Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:49 pm UTC

Which would be me
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Balesk Baj, Timeburner » Thu Jan 28, 2010 11:59 am UTC

Must...resist...urge...to post...
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby neoliminal » Thu Jan 28, 2010 6:54 pm UTC

Winner! :arrow: after someone posts and I lock this thread.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Lazar » Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:48 pm UTC

Fool! You won't get anyone to fall for that one.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Brooklynxman » Sun Jan 31, 2010 4:27 am UTC

<.<

Lazar is winning dammit. Must get ahead.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Balesk Baj, Timeburner » Sun Jan 31, 2010 11:27 am UTC

There. Now you're in the lead.
Until someone else posts.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby frezik » Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:55 pm UTC

The only way to win this thread is not to play at all.

Nuts.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Lazar » Fri Feb 05, 2010 12:00 am UTC

The only way to win is to post shortly before, but not too shortly before, the Apocalypse/Zombocalypse.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby boring bore » Fri Feb 05, 2010 4:56 am UTC

I think if the apocalypse comes, winning this thread is the last thing we'll be worrying about.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby kaimason1 » Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:52 pm UTC

Hmmm... I disliked Lazar's winner status as much as much as I am boring bore's, so I hope someone posts soon, and then everyone immediately gets bored.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby brakos82 » Tue Feb 09, 2010 7:47 pm UTC

boring bore wrote:I think if the apocalypse comes, winning this thread is the last thing we'll be worrying about.


Unless the winner is saved.

Which you are not.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby boring bore » Wed Feb 10, 2010 3:08 am UTC

Well, I could be. Maybe when I grow up I'll be. I'll be the best winner in the world!
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby kaimason1 » Wed Feb 10, 2010 7:43 pm UTC

Congratulations, bb. You won. But not for long!
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby HiddenCounter » Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:07 am UTC

Your win of 12 days have come to an end, let the new person prosper!
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby kaimason1 » Tue Feb 23, 2010 3:24 am UTC

Yay! I'm winning!

Oh wait. Sh--.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Mishrak » Tue Feb 23, 2010 5:20 pm UTC

I'm losing, but the problem is that, Kaimason is an epic thread necroer. We just got suckered into a game that's impossible to win. Sigh.

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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Essah » Wed Feb 24, 2010 7:36 pm UTC

I'm not gonna win but hey...who wants some tea?

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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Raptortech97 » Wed Feb 24, 2010 8:46 pm UTC

boring bore wrote:I think if the apocalypse comes, winning this thread is the last thing we'll be worrying about.


What are you talking about? As soon as I hear of an apocalypse, I'm posting.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby kaimason1 » Thu Feb 25, 2010 1:29 am UTC

Winning this thread will be the FIRST thing on my mind.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Mishrak » Fri Feb 26, 2010 3:45 pm UTC

You will not win, arch rival! I will see to it!

Crap, now you're winning. Someone else post!

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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Kohlliah » Fri Feb 26, 2010 3:46 pm UTC

your wish is my command.


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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Hale » Sat Mar 13, 2010 6:21 am UTC

If this was the 'The "Thread Necromancy" Game' I would be winning right now, but instead it looks like Kohlliah is.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby kaimason1 » Sat Mar 13, 2010 2:26 pm UTC

And now you ARE. Watch as Arch rival makes me win, though.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Elvish Pillager » Sun Mar 14, 2010 12:57 am UTC

I post now not for hope of winning, but to mess with people's heads more.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Mishrak » Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:46 pm UTC

Can't allow anyone to let Kaimason win. I thought I had it too. It was like 2 weeks I was winning before someone necro'd. Bah!

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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Raptortech97 » Fri Mar 19, 2010 10:35 pm UTC

That was a little complicated.
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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby oagersnap » Sat Mar 20, 2010 8:29 pm UTC

Raptortech, you should thank me, since I am currently causing you to be winning.

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Re: Second-to-last-to-post wins!

Postby Raptortech97 » Sun Mar 21, 2010 2:23 am UTC

Did I give you cause to think I wasn't thanking you?
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