ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby broken_escalator » Fri Nov 19, 2010 5:00 pm UTC

Using a section of 821:
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Oh, this table must be sloped.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Ephemeron » Fri Nov 19, 2010 5:24 pm UTC

I just saw the above comic, and had to remedy it:
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Once fully engorged, the Galaxy S goes to warn off other phones using its social hub.
419 | 821

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby teelo » Fri Nov 19, 2010 10:30 pm UTC

293 RTFM
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby @snark » Mon Nov 22, 2010 3:34 pm UTC

Just made a couple of crossover xkcdsw's.
Haven't posted one in a while, so... yeah.
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Todd heard the perfect thing to say. He heard a meme so perfect to him, his life ended.


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I apologise for this crass and insensitive comic. Nothing could make this tragedy any funnier than it already was.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby You, sir, name? » Mon Nov 22, 2010 7:07 pm UTC

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822 + 535


I was tempted to add panels from 542 or 419, but decided against it.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby quadmaster » Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:17 am UTC

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I... I didn't do it.
<- he did it, I swear

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Rilian » Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:39 am UTC

:D at the little prince one.
And I'm -2.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby FCN » Wed Nov 24, 2010 2:49 am UTC

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812, 821 (alt hosting)
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I guess it's a good thing we'd left the glass of blood there, or else who knows what the smartphones would've done.
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Dear FCN,
You are:
a) Terrible, but in an awesome way.
or
b) Awesome, but in a terrible way.
I'm having difficulty deciding which.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby TheChewanater » Wed Nov 24, 2010 5:06 am UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby poxic » Wed Nov 24, 2010 5:19 am UTC

Chewie, have you seen your therapist lately?
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby mmark9094 » Wed Nov 24, 2010 2:22 pm UTC

I know they're old, but here are some of the ones I made.

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824+...
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Bonus points: Which comics did I use for sources?


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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Jar'O'Jam » Wed Nov 24, 2010 2:40 pm UTC

They are still hilarious, Mark.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Amnesiasoft » Wed Nov 24, 2010 4:54 pm UTC

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What do you mean you don't believe me? Was it the part where the table changed shape?

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Jar'O'Jam » Wed Nov 24, 2010 5:53 pm UTC

Ubik wrote:819, 820, 821

What part of it is from 819 ?
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Ubik » Wed Nov 24, 2010 5:54 pm UTC

The lines behind kid in the last panel are from the third panel of the Jupiter comic.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Jar'O'Jam » Wed Nov 24, 2010 6:05 pm UTC

Ah, sneaky.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Ephemeron » Wed Nov 24, 2010 11:47 pm UTC

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I like to imagine this happens every time you imagine yourself as the opposite gender. Maybe if you had a knife, you could cut your way free and make out with yourself.
817 | 248

By the way I'm also working on an improved version of Online Communities 2. I'll post it next pagetopper.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby mmark9094 » Thu Nov 25, 2010 12:01 am UTC

Ephemeron wrote:By the way I'm also working on an improved version of Online Communities 2. I'll post it next pagetopper.

Nerd sniped: I calculated how many posts it would take to start the next page.

But speaking of Online Communities, I made a completely blank copy of the original. Kind of like a "make your own" template.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Vaskafdt » Thu Nov 25, 2010 8:29 am UTC

Nerd sniped: I calculated how many posts it would take to start the next page.


it took me some time to understand what you meant by that.. (because I don't see you as page topper) then i realized my settings for posts per page are different then the default.


anyways.. Ephemeron great Comic.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby theGoldenCalf; » Thu Nov 25, 2010 3:07 pm UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby scikidus » Fri Nov 26, 2010 5:55 am UTC

Source: 826
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The book signing for "1001 Uses for Your Cardboard Box" is just around the corner.
Happy hollandaise!

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby ostrichguy » Sat Nov 27, 2010 1:56 am UTC

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Source: 486, 619, 662

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Ephemeron » Wed Dec 01, 2010 10:58 am UTC

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Fun fact: since the publishing of #806, 36% of all tech support calls end this way. Also it didn't work because black hat guy knows three programming languages.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby philsov » Fri Dec 03, 2010 9:18 pm UTC

http://xkcd.com/829/ + http://xkcd.com/750/

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When reached for questioning, the Government Budget Representative just laughed over the phone, adding "You're next, newspaper journalists!"
The time and seasons go on, but all the rhymes and reasons are wrong
I know I'll discover after its all said and done I should've been a nun.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby SANTARII » Fri Dec 03, 2010 10:27 pm UTC

Hello there, I'm a first time xkcdsw-er.

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628
Insert witty comment.

Such a cliché.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Ephemeron » Sun Dec 05, 2010 12:29 am UTC

Two flowchart comics combined into one...

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Well, the alt text on this comic is better than Vista.
627 | 518

Edit: might as well post this one too...

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I have had it with these motherfucking spiders on this motherfucking balloon!
427 | 107
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Vaskafdt » Sun Dec 05, 2010 6:55 am UTC

SANTARII wrote:Hello there, I'm a first time xkcdsw-er.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby chridd » Sun Dec 05, 2010 6:57 pm UTC

A Bunch of Rocks (505)
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The rock containing the title text was similarly misplaced.

Dependencies (754)
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Their preferred package manager is MacPorts.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby black_hat_guy » Tue Dec 07, 2010 1:22 am UTC

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xkcdsw.GIF

The numbers of these sources add to 641.
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Billy was a chemist.
He isn't any more.
What he thought was H2O
was H2SO4.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby ostrichguy » Wed Dec 08, 2010 11:27 am UTC

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source: 242+831

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Goldstein » Wed Dec 08, 2010 12:12 pm UTC

I've been wondering for ages if this was ever done. It's not in the archive.
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Fuck scientists.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby ostrichguy » Thu Dec 09, 2010 9:26 pm UTC

I hope this hasn't already been done.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby black_hat_guy » Fri Dec 10, 2010 5:38 am UTC

You, sir, name? wrote:Improved.

The attachment 6HDux.png is no longer available


Previous post + 411


That is awesome. You've managed to only make xkcd slightly worse.
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Billy was a chemist.
He isn't any more.
What he thought was H2O
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Jorpho » Sat Dec 11, 2010 4:25 pm UTC

black_hat_guy wrote:
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For a second there I was panicking that Mr. Prtachett had died, and I'd missed the news.

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby ostrichguy » Mon Dec 13, 2010 1:32 am UTC

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby Ephemeron » Mon Dec 13, 2010 6:27 pm UTC

Making these was almost too easy.

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"A heart next to the y axis would have been enough, but no, you couldn't even do that."
523 | 833

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And the most inappropriate phrase to say - "How about a threesome?"
736 | 275

I'm STILL waiting for that pagetopper. 3 posts to go. :wink:
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby DanielR » Tue Dec 14, 2010 2:48 pm UTC

Obvious change is obvious:

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#833

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby chridd » Tue Dec 14, 2010 5:32 pm UTC

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How did she calculate those values if even the identity matrix doesn't work normally?

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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Postby TheChewanater » Thu Dec 16, 2010 8:25 pm UTC

http://xkcd.com/834/
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