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Re: Pant Thread (because we need more panting)

Postby PerchloricAcid » Thu May 31, 2012 3:05 pm UTC

emceng wrote:No, just errant mis-dials. Caller 1 dialed their parents, and got me. Caller 2 was looking for Mrs. X. Caller 3 left a voice message for his son. Caller 4 was trying to call her husband. When asked, she was trying to reach e.g. 555-123-4567, when my number is 555-908-0814. No digits the same after area code. But this many calls, in this many days, for obviously different people?

This is very intriguing. :?
Is it still happening?

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Re: Pant Thread (because we need more panting)

Postby Kewangji » Thu May 31, 2012 3:37 pm UTC

PerchloricAcid wrote:
emceng wrote:No, just errant mis-dials. Caller 1 dialed their parents, and got me. Caller 2 was looking for Mrs. X. Caller 3 left a voice message for his son. Caller 4 was trying to call her husband. When asked, she was trying to reach e.g. 555-123-4567, when my number is 555-908-0814. No digits the same after area code. But this many calls, in this many days, for obviously different people?

This is very intriguing. :?
Is it still happening?

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Re: Pant Thread (because we need more panting)

Postby elminster » Thu May 31, 2012 10:44 pm UTC

People who obviously want you to do something you don't want you to do, but instead of accepting "No thanks" they keep asking in various ways or give you reasons why you shouldn't do otherwise.
To me, things like "No" means "No", not "No, ask me 15 times more and I'll say yes". Sure, some people might try persuade you, but it's really annoying that you have to be at least borderline offensive to get them to understand that "No" means "No" the first time.
It's even worse when they're intersperse it with "...but, please, do what you like" as if you weren't already doing what you like and their upcoming questions are in no way trying to get you to do otherwise.

I got to be less polite about these kind of things. People just don't get it otherwise. Saving 15mins and a whole load of stress is so worth it.
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Re: Pant Thread (because we need more panting)

Postby ArgonV » Fri Jun 01, 2012 11:55 am UTC

elminster wrote:People who obviously want you to do something you don't want you to do, but instead of accepting "No thanks" they keep asking in various ways or give you reasons why you shouldn't do otherwise.
To me, things like "No" means "No", not "No, ask me 15 times more and I'll say yes". Sure, some people might try persuade you, but it's really annoying that you have to be at least borderline offensive to get them to understand that "No" means "No" the first time.
It's even worse when they're intersperse it with "...but, please, do what you like" as if you weren't already doing what you like and their upcoming questions are in no way trying to get you to do otherwise.

I got to be less polite about these kind of things. People just don't get it otherwise. Saving 15mins and a whole load of stress is so worth it.

When people keep asking me to do things I don't want to, I usually do the opposite or annoy them in some other way :P

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Re: Pant Thread (because we need more panting)

Postby Microscopic cog » Fri Jun 01, 2012 12:01 pm UTC

I guess most people keep nagging because a lot of people aren't able to stand their ground and will say yes eventually.
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Re: Pant Thread (because we need more panting)

Postby PerchloricAcid » Fri Jun 01, 2012 2:31 pm UTC

People who extrapolate their personal experience to other people's problems, even after other people explain why the extrapolation is wrong. :evil:
Or, in other words, I've trusted some people too much and figured they wouldn't be pricks to me.

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Re: Pant Thread (because we need more panting)

Postby emceng » Fri Jun 01, 2012 2:34 pm UTC

PerchloricAcid wrote:
emceng wrote:No, just errant mis-dials. Caller 1 dialed their parents, and got me. Caller 2 was looking for Mrs. X. Caller 3 left a voice message for his son. Caller 4 was trying to call her husband. When asked, she was trying to reach e.g. 555-123-4567, when my number is 555-908-0814. No digits the same after area code. But this many calls, in this many days, for obviously different people?

This is very intriguing. :?
Is it still happening?



Still happening. Found out more since then. I'm just getting one person's calls. It is someone's home phone number being sent to me. Talked to the homeowner/wife twice now. She can't explain it either, and called their phone company about it Tuesday. She called me again yesterday to say they were supposed to have it fixed by 7 PM. Got one call at 7:45, but nothing since then. So maybe it is fixed.

But yeah, the only thing worse than a telemarketer? A telemarketer that calls 5 times in 3 days, for someone that isn't you.
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Re: Pant Thread (because we need more panting)

Postby PerchloricAcid » Fri Jun 01, 2012 3:49 pm UTC

Hm, that could be the operators mistake. Interesting. :D how did you find out?

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Re: Pant Thread (because we need more panting)

Postby emceng » Fri Jun 01, 2012 4:16 pm UTC

Answered the phone a few times, and asked the caller what number they tried to get. And like I said, there's no way that many people were misdialing 7 numbers.
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Re: Pant Thread (because we need more panting)

Postby broken_escalator » Fri Jun 01, 2012 4:35 pm UTC

Do you know anyone that works in the phone business that might be pranking you?

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Re: Pant Thread (because we need more panting)

Postby Steax » Fri Jun 01, 2012 8:29 pm UTC

Either that or a serious technical fault. I'd say call tech support

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and make sure they know about it. That's the sort of thing that confuses you and appears inane at first, and then you realize pretty horrible things can happen if people abuse it, or the stars align into a bad combination of events.
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Re: Pant Thread (because we need more panting)

Postby emceng » Fri Jun 01, 2012 8:52 pm UTC

Yeah, already called my phone provider, they said they'd call theirs. Then got a call this morning about it, from their phone provider, trying to reach them... We'll see what happens.
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Re: Pant Thread (because we need more panting)

Postby Giant Speck » Sat Jun 02, 2012 5:11 pm UTC

I hate my car. Haaaaaaaaaate.

I'd sell it, but the amount I think I'd get for it dwindles with each new problem that arises.
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Re: Pant Thread (because we need more panting)

Postby PerchloricAcid » Sat Jun 02, 2012 9:17 pm UTC

Failed an exam because I'm too slow, spilled water on my laptop, feeling blue overall, have to study (a fucking lot).

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Re: Pant Thread (because we need more panting)

Postby raike » Sun Jun 03, 2012 10:50 pm UTC

Hurt my knees again. Both of them this time. I really need to stop being an idiot and over-training...
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Re: Pant Thread (because we need more panting)

Postby PerchloricAcid » Mon Jun 04, 2012 11:41 pm UTC

At least you train. :D

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Re: Pant Thread (because we need more panting)

Postby phlip » Tue Jun 05, 2012 12:15 pm UTC

Steax wrote:Either that or a serious technical fault. I'd say call tech support

Have you tried turning the telephone network off and back on again?

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Re: Pant Thread (because we need more panting)

Postby Steax » Tue Jun 05, 2012 1:02 pm UTC

Nah, blowing into the mouthpiece and rubbing it against my t-shirt worked.
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Re: Pant Thread (because we need more panting)

Postby Suzaku » Wed Jun 06, 2012 10:00 am UTC

Dear Guy-standing-next-to-me,

The shake-it-up-and-down-fast-and-pop-the-top-off coke bottle simulator on your Android may be really cool. I submit, however, that the middle of a crowded commuter train where there's barely room to stand is not the best place to demonstrate this fact to your mate.

Also, it makes it look like you're having a wank.

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Re: Pant Thread (because we need more panting)

Postby SecondTalon » Wed Jun 06, 2012 2:39 pm UTC

Suzaku wrote:Dear Guy-standing-next-to-me,

The shake-it-up-and-down-fast-and-pop-the-top-off coke bottle simulator on your Android may be really cool. I submit, however, that the middle of a crowded commuter train where there's barely room to stand is not the best place to demonstrate this fact to your mate.

Also, it makes it look like you're having a wank.

Cheers.

Interestingly, the middle of a crowded commuter train in front of your friend is the scientifically proven most optimal place to "have a wank". Funny how that works.
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Re: Pant Thread (because we need more panting)

Postby Suzaku » Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:21 pm UTC

SecondTalon wrote:Interestingly, the middle of a crowded commuter train in front of your friend is the scientifically proven most optimal place to "have a wank".
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Re: Pant Thread (because we need more panting)

Postby SecondTalon » Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:35 pm UTC

I'll see if I can dig up a copy of Public Masturbation : Site Survey and Satisfaction Results. Had a decade of research behind it and it's testing methods seemed legitimate. A. Carrera wrote it, I believe.
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Re: Pant Thread (because we need more panting)

Postby modularblues » Thu Jun 07, 2012 9:13 am UTC

I finally understand why people cancel weddings now. Except I already spent too much money. Fucking momzilla and groomzilla conspiring to make me into a bridezilla when I would really rather not be one because I just wanted to get it over with and sign the piece of paper at city hall and get on with life.

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Re: Pant Thread (because we need more panting)

Postby RollingHead » Thu Jun 07, 2012 5:58 pm UTC

Fuck my boyfriend's lying, theiving, never-cleaning-anything, slandering, singing-off-key-in-the-middle-of-the-night, barging-in, harrassing-our-friends roommate.

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Re: Pant Thread (because we need more panting)

Postby Arisu » Fri Jun 08, 2012 4:59 pm UTC

Sneezing all day long, thank you hay-fever.
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Re: Pant Thread (because we need more panting)

Postby emceng » Fri Jun 08, 2012 5:57 pm UTC

Freaking IE. If some message pops up while you've got a menu open, you can't close the menu. So if I say switch tabs and go to open a favorite, but tab #1 pops up a message? Yeah, all of a sudden IE is frozen and you can't figure out wtf is going on. Because the menu is covering the pop up.
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Re: Pant Thread (because we need more panting)

Postby Jave D » Sat Jun 09, 2012 4:50 am UTC

Women. I'm sick of your new boyfriends. Boyfriends. I'm sick of your new girlfriends. You flaunt your relationship before the world just like you flaunt your clothes and your car and your job and your overinflated sense of self. You'll dispense with one and get another shortly after just so you still have something to flaunt so everyone can see how awesome you are. Well, you're not awesome. Not at all.

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Re: Pant Thread (because we need more panting)

Postby felltir » Sat Jun 09, 2012 1:53 pm UTC

Jeez, let people be happy!
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Re: Pant Thread (because we need more panting)

Postby Giant Speck » Sat Jun 09, 2012 2:06 pm UTC

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Re: Pant Thread (because we need more panting)

Postby Zarq » Sat Jun 09, 2012 2:20 pm UTC

Wait, am I mistaken? This isn't 555-012-RANT-THREAD?
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Re: Pant Thread (because we need more panting)

Postby Jave D » Sat Jun 09, 2012 4:07 pm UTC

felltir wrote:Jeez, let people be happy!


I'm not exactly preventing them from being happy.

They do that themselves.

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Re: Pant Thread (because we need more panting)

Postby The Scyphozoa » Sat Jun 09, 2012 6:23 pm UTC

You know, I can't remember the last time Jave D ranted in the rant thread without getting criticized. It's always the same thing: Jave D rants, someone tells him to lighten up, someone else reminds the first someone that it is a rant thread. This should probably stop.
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Re: Pant Thread (because we need more panting)

Postby Ptolom » Sat Jun 09, 2012 6:24 pm UTC

Firefox 13 is a pile of severed arse cheeks. They've added a new tab page a bit like Opera's speed dial thing and made scrolling smooth. Both quite nice features, but at the same time they've broken gnash and I can't install any addons from their website. I also can't open the preferences for any of my addons. It looks like I'm going to have to revert to FF12 until they fix it.

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Re: Pant Thread (because we need more panting)

Postby Giant Speck » Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:06 pm UTC

Ptolom wrote:at the same time they've broken gnash

What's weird is that Adobe Flash Player actually works better in FF13 than it had been for the past few weeks in FF12, despite Flash on Linux not being supported by Adobe anymore.
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Re: Pant Thread (because we need more panting)

Postby Ptolom » Sat Jun 09, 2012 10:58 pm UTC

I'm giving up on flash. I was only using it for youtube anyway, but I think I can get by downloading the videos that don't work with html5.

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Re: Pant Thread (because we need more panting)

Postby Apparently Anonymous » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:24 pm UTC

Not a rant, just a complaint: Turns out counselling/therapy/any kind of help in getting over my eating trouble is not offered for free like I thought, but costs a shitload of money. Reconsidering :|

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Re: Pant Thread (because we need more panting)

Postby Menacing Spike » Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:06 pm UTC

Apparently Anonymous wrote:Not a rant, just a complaint: Turns out counselling/therapy/any kind of help in getting over my eating trouble is not offered for free like I thought, but costs a shitload of money. Reconsidering :|


Also it's not for everyone. Therapy didn't do shit in my case.

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Re: Pant Thread (because we need more panting)

Postby ShootTheChicken » Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:18 pm UTC

Sigh, soccer would be a lot less unbearable to watch if everyone collectively decided to stop putting up with all this flopping and writhing in fake agony. It's embarrassing.
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Re: Pant Thread (because we need more panting)

Postby ahammel » Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:01 pm UTC

ShootTheChicken wrote:Sigh, soccer would be a lot less unbearable to watch if everyone collectively decided to stop putting up with all this flopping and writhing in fake agony. It's embarrassing.

I'm in favour of after-the-game suspensions if the video shows a player to have dived, personally.
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Re: Pant Thread (because we need more panting)

Postby ShootTheChicken » Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:11 pm UTC

Even if they actually get pushed though, there's still 3 minutes of writhing around we have to sit through. I'm in favour of no foul unless there's blood.
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