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Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby pdg » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:27 pm UTC

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Dracomax wrote:To be fair, I haven't really left this particular small sequence of programmed instructions since it began...
.. not our fault? We put a sign on your street, we nailed a notice to your front door, we left you a couple of messages on your answering service.

That you tin't be bothered to leave your room or check your voicemail be no fault of ours.


I had a "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" moment there. Does this mean the castle is about to be demolished to make way for a hyperspace by-pass? And we'd have known all along if we'd just gone to our local planning office?
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Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby peewee_RotA » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:27 pm UTC

BUMP! Name Poll

Vote Time Waiters



Although it doesn't matter what the results are. The pope is going to chose the name for us anyway. Currently KarMann is in the leading for pope status. But anyone who fits the bill for epic weirdness is allowed to join into the running.
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Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby Mr Moriaty » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:28 pm UTC

If anyone can be arsed there is a Chrome extension that undoes this... but i can't be bothered and embrace our new language.
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Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby mscha » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:28 pm UTC

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Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby Dracomax » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:28 pm UTC

pdg wrote:
SexyTalon wrote:
Dracomax wrote:To be fair, I haven't really left this particular small sequence of programmed instructions since it began...
.. not our fault? We put a sign on your street, we nailed a notice to your front door, we left you a couple of messages on your answering service.

That you tin't be bothered to leave your room or check your voicemail be no fault of ours.


I have-did a "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" moment there. Does this mean the castle be about to be demolished to make way for a hyperspace by-pass? And we'd have known all along if we'd just go-done to our local planning office?

Well, crap. now I feel pretty silllly for not having gone to my local planning office in a nearby star system.
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Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby SecondTalon » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:29 pm UTC

Kyrie wrote:I have be-done following Things that are on my side for 600, Alex! but the last Things that are on my side for 600, Alex! I be-did on the topic they be-did 100 less pages and people be-did speaking regular English. tin I have a manual or a dictionary to translate? Who be Alex? Where does "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!" come from???

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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby digimuzik » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:29 pm UTC

Lol. The T-i-m-e conversion got converted itself. A-r-e became b-e (which, in my script, became i-s/a-m/b-e).

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Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby TessC » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:29 pm UTC

SecondTalon wrote:
TessC wrote:Wow. I grab a few newpix of sleep and all hell breaks loose.

Edit: cool, I_said_something unmangleable.


Holy crap, you typed newpix?

Uh oh. Was_I not supposed to? Is_that a faux pas now, and I missed it?
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Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby defineadult » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:30 pm UTC

The Powers That Be are acting to weed out those lacking the dedication and intestinal fortitude required. Praise be!
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Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby daef » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:30 pm UTC

WAR!!!!
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Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby Dracomax » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:30 pm UTC

TessC wrote:
SexyTalon wrote:
TessC wrote:Wow. I grab a few newpix of sleep and all hell breaks loose.

Edit: cool, I_said_something unmangleable.


Holy crap, you typed newpix?

Uh oh. Was_I not supposed to? Is_that a faux pas now, and I missed it?
I presume they was one of those "timeframe" heretics
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Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby Corrado » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:30 pm UTC

...and the siege is on...
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Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby GeoffreyY » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:30 pm UTC

Oh noes! The thing is destroying the sandcastle!
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Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby SecondTalon » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:31 pm UTC

TessC wrote:
SexyTalon wrote:
TessC wrote:Wow. I grab a few newpix of sleep and all hell breaks loose.

Edit: cool, I_said_something unmangleable.


Holy crap, you typed newpix?

Uh oh. Was_I not supposed to? Is_that a faux pas now, and I missed it?

No, I just assumed it was a filter someone else set up. Neat!

...

now to go figure out what newpix means...
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Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby buffygirl » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:31 pm UTC

HA HA HA HA! The coffeesandsnowsemen ball hit a turret!
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Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby pdg » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:31 pm UTC

Augh!! Our beautiful castle! Nooooo!
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Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby zachbarnett » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:31 pm UTC

Yarr, it be-did a direct hit. Remove the cob wobs from your armaments; this be war.
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Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby beargarden » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:31 pm UTC

peewee_RotA wrote:BUMP! Name Poll

Vote Things that are on my side for 600, Alex! Waiters



Although it doesn't matter hwæt the results be. The pope be going to chose the name for us anyway. Currently KarMann be in the leading for pope status. But anyone who fits the bill for epic weirdness be allowed to join into the running.

As a Cardinal, I believe it is my vote that decides the pope. As it was peewee_RotA who gave me that status, I vote he be in the running, too.
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Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby defineadult » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:32 pm UTC

The Object is hostile, is Megan behind this? Are we back to the divorce theory?
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Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby gardn » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:32 pm UTC

Nooo!! The war has begun! We all gonna die!
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Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby Dark Avorian » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:32 pm UTC

Dis 's bleedin' beaootifull
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Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby Dracomax » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:32 pm UTC

GeoffreyY wrote:Oh noes! The thing be destroying the sandcastle!

NooooooOK.

Trebuchet! Which spell-checks to Bucharest! We have been needing one of those!
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Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby ChrisTilley » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:32 pm UTC

Just woke up and checked the latest couple of images. Saw 2 dots on the screen, one moving, one not. Back and forth. One moving, one not. Reach out and scrap off the piece of unmoving dust that landed overnight.

I agree with the ball and dog hypotheses. I am picturing Jeph Jacques dog Shelby to come running across the screen.
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Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby Kyrie » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:32 pm UTC

Oh... So I speak crazy too... In a way that is reassuring. I felt out.
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Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby Corrado » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:33 pm UTC

defineadult wrote:The Object be hostile, be Megan behind this? be we back to the divorce theory?


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Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby felltir » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:33 pm UTC

SecondTalon wrote:
TessC wrote:
SexyTalon wrote:
TessC wrote:Wow. I grab a few newpix of sleep and all hell breaks loose.

Edit: cool, I_said_something unmangleable.


Holy crap, you typed newpix?

Uh oh. Was_I not supposed to? Is_that a faux pas now, and I missed it?

No, I just assumed it be-did a instant someone else set up. Neat!

...

now to go figure out hwæt newpix means...


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Re: 1190: "Time"

Postby digimuzik » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:33 pm UTC

I can't tell what's real and what's reckon..er...madne.. er...whatever, anymore.

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Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby k.bookbinder » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:33 pm UTC

The castle IS under attack! :shock:
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Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby eight » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:34 pm UTC

Dracomax wrote:
GeoffreyY wrote:Oh noes! The thing be destroying the sandcastle!

NooooooOK.

Trebuchet! Which spell-checks to Bucharest! We have be-done needing one of those!


Trebuchet seems likely. I am in.
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Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby Sedasa » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:34 pm UTC

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Let us not go there. It is a silly place.
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Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby jimbobmacdoodle » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:34 pm UTC

This wibbly-wobbly-wordy-language-thingamy is beginning to get into my head. I'm finding myself almost typing "I be-did" etc. without the need of the Reckoning to help me!
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Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby defineadult » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:34 pm UTC

Prediction: Next Object will be pointy, and Cueball will decide whether or not to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.
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Postby SecondTalon » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:34 pm UTC

jimbobmacdoodle wrote:This wibbly-wobbly-wordy-language-thingamy be beginning to get into my head. I be finding myself almost typing "I be-did" etc. without the need of the Reckoning to help me!

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Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby GeoffreyY » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:35 pm UTC

This is so exciting I have to sleep now it's 3 newpix before midnight here and I gone crack I can't type with period need sleep
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Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby Kyrie » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:36 pm UTC

The sand is us. Randall is playing with our minds and is reminding us he can destroy us as he wants.
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Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby gardn » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:36 pm UTC

this be kinda fun. Time has changed
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Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby gardn » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:36 pm UTC

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Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby GeoffreyY » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:37 pm UTC

Oh my god what happened?
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