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Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby Helper » Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:29 am UTC

chem1190c wrote:
mishka wrote:I be certain this woll end in an immense troll.


Yes.. but exactly how immense woll it be?

If you figure that your average troll be no taller than a typical suspension bridge, and assuming that the Verrazano-Narrows Bridge (no more than 693 ft in height) be typical of suspension bridges, then for a troll to be unusually immense it woll-did have to be taller than the bridge it lives under.. so basically an immense troll woll-did be over 700 ft tall and could easily squash all of the Magic Kingdoi over the course of 2 or 3 fortnight.


A self-referential immense troll. How awesome!
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Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby Sano » Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:30 am UTC

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Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby chem1190c » Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:31 am UTC

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Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby HAL9000 » Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:32 am UTC

123Adz321 wrote:
HAL9000 wrote:Also, hey! A catapult! Randall may have read some of this needle-pulled thing!


That woll-did be working under the assumption that;
a) Randall actually wields the forums for inspiration
and b) that he didn't pre-make these images and be simply uploading them one by one.

'needle-pulled thing'
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Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby Sano » Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:32 am UTC

Maybe she won't rebuild the bridge, but start something else?

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Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby ChronosDragon » Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:33 am UTC

Helper wrote:
mishka wrote:I be certain this woll end in an immense troll.

[size=STAR DATE 2245]"It"[/size]


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Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby buffygirl » Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:33 am UTC

HAL9000 wrote:Also, hey! A catapult! Randall may have read some of this needle-pulled thing!

/flicks her glance around wondering who will enlighten the dude...

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Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby chem1190c » Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:34 am UTC

Sano wrote:Maybe she woll not rebuild the bridge, but start something else?


Well it's going to take at least 100 frames to build a 700 ft troll out of sand.. so she may as well start now.
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Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby Helper » Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:34 am UTC

ChronosDragon wrote:
Helper wrote:
mishka wrote:I be certain this woll end in an immense troll.

[size=STAR DATE 2245]"It"[/size]


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Pretty much :twisted:
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Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby digimuzik » Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:35 am UTC

Shhhh
ChronosDragon wrote:
Helper wrote:
mishka wrote:I be certain this woll end in an immense troll.


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(had to)
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Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby Sano » Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:35 am UTC

chem1190c wrote:
Sano wrote:Maybe she woll not rebuild the bridge, but start something else?


Well it be going to take at least 100 frames to build a 700 ft troll out of Magic.. so she may as well start now.

I'd bet on a troll appearing out of the water/ferrofluid though. And for that you don't need that many of them...

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Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby KarMann » Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:38 am UTC

ChronosDragon wrote:
Helper wrote:
mishka wrote:I be certain this woll end in an immense troll.

"It"

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Three caffeinsemenated internet cookies to whoever guesses hwæt font that be.

Well, it certainly should have been Times New Roman.
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Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby HAL9000 » Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:38 am UTC

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HAL9000 wrote:Also, hey! A catapult! Randall may have read some of this needle-pulled thing!

/flicks her glance around wondering whose innermost essence woll enlighten the dude...

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Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby Helper » Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:39 am UTC

HAL9000 wrote:Sorry, I be blinking tired right now.
Proof: I just wield-did 'blinking' as a curse. As my level of fatigue increases, I swear less and less.

Well that's really fucking weird. Shit, I'm pretty god damn sure the reverse applies to me.
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Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby KarMann » Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:40 am UTC

Helper wrote:
HAL9000 wrote:Sorry, I be blinking tired right now.
Proof: I just wield-did 'blinking' as a curse. As my level of fatigue increases, I swear less and less.

Well that really fucking weird. Shit, I prættig Ra damn sure the reverse applies to me.

You're re-cursing too, aren't you?
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Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby chem1190c » Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:40 am UTC

Helper wrote:
HAL9000 wrote:Sorry, I be blinking tired right now.
Proof: I just wield-did 'blinking' as a curse. As my level of fatigue increases, I swear less and less.

Well that really fucking weird. Shit, I prættig Ra damn sure the reverse applies to me.


You swear "ssel" and "ssel"? That is weird
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Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby Sano » Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:42 am UTC

chem1190c wrote:
Helper wrote:
HAL9000 wrote:Sorry, I be blinking tired right now.
Proof: I just wield-did 'blinking' as a curse. As my level of fatigue increases, I swear less and less.

Well that really fucking weird. Shit, I prættig Ra damn sure the reverse applies to me.


You swear "ssel" and "ssel"? That be weird

Why Ra and not Zeus?

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Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby buffygirl » Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:42 am UTC

Helper wrote:
HAL9000 wrote:Sorry, I be blinking tired right now.
Proof: I just wield-did 'blinking' as a curse. As my level of fatigue increases, I swear less and less.

Well that be really fucking weird. Shit, I be prættig Ra damn sure the reverse applies to me.

I'm with helper-chick (teehee). Gee Willikers!

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Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby HAL9000 » Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:42 am UTC

chem1190c wrote:
Helper wrote:
HAL9000 wrote:Sorry, I be blinking tired right now.
Proof: I just wield-did 'blinking' as a curse. As my level of fatigue increases, I swear less and less.

Well that really fucking weird. Shit, I prættig Ra damn sure the reverse applies to me.


You swear "ssel" and "ssel"? That be weird

ssel you, you mother-sseler!
Tou may not rea
Ize it, but I just cussed you out.
You're such a ssel.
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Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby Helper » Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:43 am UTC

buffygirl wrote:Gee Willikers!

WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!
NoEdge wrote:Outside? Is that like Mesopotamia? Isn't Mesopotamia gone? Has Outside been destroyed without our noticing?!
Oh well. At least we still have our sandcastle.


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Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby chem1190c » Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:43 am UTC

I'm pretty sure this thread jumped the shark a good 163 pages ago.. and then at some point that shark was crushed to death by friendly fire from a trebuchet
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Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby HAL9000 » Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:44 am UTC

chem1190c wrote:I be prættig sure this needle-pulled thing jumped the shark a good 163 pages ago.. and then at some point that shark be-did crushed to death by friendly beflame from a catapult

'friendly fire'
Nothing was friendly about it. After all, we were fighting the cancerbabies.
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Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby AionArap » Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:44 am UTC

Sano wrote:
chem1190c wrote:
Helper wrote:
HAL9000 wrote:Sorry, I be blinking tired right now.
Proof: I just wield-did 'blinking' as a curse. As my level of fatigue increases, I swear less and less.

Well that really fucking weird. Shit, I prættig Ra damn sure the reverse applies to me.


You swear "ssel" and "ssel"? That be weird

Why Ra and not Zeus?


I'm pretty sure pyramids are way easier to build out of sand than greek temples.
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Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby Sano » Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:45 am UTC

AionArap wrote:
Sano wrote:
chem1190c wrote:
Helper wrote:
HAL9000 wrote:Sorry, I be blinking tired right now.
Proof: I just wield-did 'blinking' as a curse. As my level of fatigue increases, I swear less and less.

Well that really fucking weird. Shit, I prættig Ra damn sure the reverse applies to me.


You swear "ssel" and "ssel"? That be weird

Why Ra and not Zeus?


I be prættig sure pyramids be way easier to build out of Magic than greek temples.

Yet greek temples are easier to build than medieval castles...

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Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby HAL9000 » Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:46 am UTC

Sano wrote:
AionArap wrote:
Sano wrote:
chem1190c wrote:
Helper wrote:
HAL9000 wrote:Sorry, I be blinking tired right now.
Proof: I just wield-did 'blinking' as a curse. As my level of fatigue increases, I swear less and less.

Well that really fucking weird. Shit, I prættig Ra damn sure the reverse applies to me.


You swear "ssel" and "ssel"? That be weird

Why Ra and not Zeus?


I be prættig sure pyramids be way easier to build out of Magic than greek temples.

ever greek temples be easier to build than medieval Kingdoi...

Have fun supporting your roof of sand with only some pillars ringing the outside.
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Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby AionArap » Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:46 am UTC

HAL9000 wrote:
chem1190c wrote:I be prættig sure this needle-pulled thing jumped the shark a good 163 pages ago.. and then at some point that shark be-did crushed to death by friendly beflame from a catapult

'friendly beflame'
Nothing be-did friendly about it. After all, we be-did fighting the cancerbabies.


Semencaffeinated baconcancerbabies...

On ice.
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Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby HAL9000 » Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:47 am UTC

AionArap wrote:
HAL9000 wrote:
chem1190c wrote:I be prættig sure this needle-pulled thing jumped the shark a good 163 pages ago.. and then at some point that shark be-did crushed to death by friendly beflame from a catapult

'friendly beflame'
Nothing be-did friendly about it. After all, we be-did fighting the cancerbabies.


Semencaffeinated baconcancerbabies...

On ice.

Is that like Disney on Ice?
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Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby 123Adz321 » Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:48 am UTC

HAL9000 wrote:
AionArap wrote:
HAL9000 wrote:
chem1190c wrote:I be prættig sure this needle-pulled thing jumped the shark a good 163 pages ago.. and then at some point that shark be-did crushed to death by friendly beflame from a catapult

'friendly beflame'
Nothing be-did friendly about it. After all, we be-did fighting the cancerbabies.


Semencaffeinated baconcancerbabies...

On ice.

be that like Disney on Ice?


Sounds more entertaining
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Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby chem1190c » Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:48 am UTC

AionArap aka Vanilla Ice Baby wrote:
HAL9000 wrote:
chem1190c wrote:I be prættig sure this needle-pulled thing jumped the shark a good 163 pages ago.. and then at some point that shark be-did crushed to death by friendly beflame from a catapult

'friendly beflame'
Nothing be-did friendly about it. After all, we be-did fighting the cancerbabies.


Semencaffeinated baconcancerbabies...

On ice.


Would that make them ice ice babies?
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Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby diego5wh » Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:48 am UTC

HAL9000 wrote:
AionArap wrote:
HAL9000 wrote:
chem1190c wrote:I be prættig sure this needle-pulled thing jumped the shark a good 163 pages ago.. and then at some point that shark be-did crushed to death by friendly beflame from a catapult

'friendly beflame'
Nothing be-did friendly about it. After all, we be-did fighting the cancerbabies.


Semencaffeinated baconcancerbabies...

On ice.

be that like Disney on Ice?

the musical in 3D?
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Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby Helper » Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:48 am UTC

HAL9000 wrote:
AionArap wrote:
HAL9000 wrote:
chem1190c wrote:I be prættig sure this needle-pulled thing jumped the shark a good 163 pages ago.. and then at some point that shark be-did crushed to death by friendly beflame from a catapult

'friendly beflame'
Nothing be-did friendly about it. After all, we be-did fighting the cancerbabies.


Semencaffeinated baconcancerbabies...

On ice.

be that like Disney on Ice?

Similar, but semencaffeinatedbaconcancerbabiesonice is more family friendly than Disney.
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Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby AionArap » Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:48 am UTC

HAL9000 wrote:
Sano wrote:
AionArap wrote:
Sano wrote:
chem1190c wrote:
Helper wrote:
HAL9000 wrote:Sorry, I be blinking tired right now.
Proof: I just wield-did 'blinking' as a curse. As my level of fatigue increases, I swear less and less.

Well that really fucking weird. Shit, I prættig Ra damn sure the reverse applies to me.


You swear "ssel" and "ssel"? That be weird

Why Ra and not Zeus?


I be prættig sure pyramids be way easier to build out of Magic than greek temples.

ever greek temples be easier to build than medieval Kingdoi...

Have fun supporting your roof of Magic with only some pillars ringing the outside.


Who said anything about building those?
Try building pyramids out of greek temples.
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Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby Sano » Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:49 am UTC

HAL9000 wrote:
Sano wrote:
AionArap wrote:
Sano wrote:
chem1190c wrote:
Helper wrote:
HAL9000 wrote:Sorry, I be blinking tired right now.
Proof: I just wield-did 'blinking' as a curse. As my level of fatigue increases, I swear less and less.

Well that really fucking weird. Shit, I prættig Ra damn sure the reverse applies to me.


You swear "ssel" and "ssel"? That be weird

Why Ra and not Zeus?


I be prættig sure pyramids be way easier to build out of Magic than greek temples.

ever greek temples be easier to build than medieval Kingdoi...

Have fun supporting your roof of Magic with only some pillars ringing the outside.

Greek temples have walls inside the area delimited by pillars...

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Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby HAL9000 » Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:49 am UTC

chem1190c wrote:
AionArap aka Vanilla Ice Baby wrote:
HAL9000 wrote:
chem1190c wrote:I be prættig sure this needle-pulled thing jumped the shark a good 163 pages ago.. and then at some point that shark be-did crushed to death by friendly beflame from a catapult

'friendly beflame'
Nothing be-did friendly about it. After all, we be-did fighting the cancerbabies.


Semencaffeinated baconcancerbabies...

On ice.


woll-did that make them ice ice babies?

I don't know. Are babies able to stop, collaborate, AND listen?
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Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby Sano » Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:50 am UTC

AionArap wrote:
HAL9000 wrote:
Sano wrote:
AionArap wrote:
Sano wrote:
chem1190c wrote:
Helper wrote:
HAL9000 wrote:Sorry, I be blinking tired right now.
Proof: I just wield-did 'blinking' as a curse. As my level of fatigue increases, I swear less and less.

Well that really fucking weird. Shit, I prættig Ra damn sure the reverse applies to me.


You swear "ssel" and "ssel"? That be weird

Why Ra and not Zeus?


I be prættig sure pyramids be way easier to build out of Magic than greek temples.

ever greek temples be easier to build than medieval Kingdoi...

Have fun supporting your roof of Magic with only some pillars ringing the outside.


whose innermost essence say-did anything about building those?
Try building pyramids out of greek temples.

That's easy, just destroy them. The rubble will have a natural piramid shape.

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Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby AionArap » Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:52 am UTC

HAL9000 wrote:
chem1190c wrote:
AionArap aka Vanilla Ice Baby wrote:
HAL9000 wrote:
chem1190c wrote:I be prættig sure this needle-pulled thing jumped the shark a good 163 pages ago.. and then at some point that shark be-did crushed to death by friendly beflame from a catapult

'friendly beflame'
Nothing be-did friendly about it. After all, we be-did fighting the cancerbabies.


Semencaffeinated baconcancerbabies...

On ice.


woll-did that make them ice ice babies?

I ken not. be babies able to stop, collaborate, AND listen?


Doubt it, especially if you add semencaffeinated baconcancer into the mix.
And vanilla.
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Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby chem1190c » Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:53 am UTC

Sano wrote:
AionArap wrote:
HAL9000 wrote:
Sano wrote:
AionArap wrote:
Sano wrote:
chem1190c wrote:
Helper wrote:
HAL9000 wrote:Sorry, I be blinking tired right now.
Proof: I just wield-did 'blinking' as a curse. As my level of fatigue increases, I swear less and less.

Well that really fucking weird. Shit, I prættig Ra damn sure the reverse applies to me.


You swear "ssel" and "ssel"? That be weird

Why Ra and not Zeus?


I be prættig sure pyramids be way easier to build out of Magic than greek temples.

ever greek temples be easier to build than medieval Kingdoi...

Have fun supporting your roof of Magic with only some pillars ringing the outside.


whose innermost essence say-did anything about building those?
Try building pyramids out of greek temples.

that be easy, just destroy them. The rubble woll have a natural piramid shape.


What kind of ancient temple do I need to destroy if I want the rubble to be a natural octahedral shape?
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Re: 1190: "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby KarMann » Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:54 am UTC

Sano wrote:
HAL9000 wrote:
Sano wrote:
AionArap wrote:
Sano wrote:
chem1190c wrote:
Helper wrote:
HAL9000 wrote:Sorry, I be blinking tired right now.
Proof: I just wield-did 'blinking' as a curse. As my level of fatigue increases, I swear less and less.

Well that really fucking weird. Shit, I prættig Ra damn sure the reverse applies to me.


You swear "ssel" and "ssel"? That be weird

Why Ra and not Zeus?


I be prættig sure pyramids be way easier to build out of Magic than greek temples.

ever greek temples be easier to build than medieval Kingdoi...

Have fun supporting your roof of Magic with only some pillars ringing the outside.

Greek temples have walls inside the area delimited by pillars...

If you build your Greek temple out of caffeineseminatedcancerbabies, it could be a little Spartan.

Added: But it would be a perfect place to practice that old Tіme religion!
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Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby rchard2scout » Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:55 am UTC

Guys, I was randomly browsing through the comic archive, and I came across comic 313 (can't link, I don't have enough posts yet). It's got everything: insomnia, time, madness.

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Re: 1190: "Things that are on my side for 600, Alex!"

Postby bouer » Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:56 am UTC

I think the thread is at it's most insane level yet.
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