1190: "Time"

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Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

Postby gladiolas » Sun Mar 31, 2013 2:41 am UTC

I tried to post this previously and the post didn't appear, I don't know why.

It looks to me like the castle is about ten feet high and a hundred feet long. I'm sure somebody else can calculate a more accurate estimate (or estimation, take your pick.)

How much sand would they have used?

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Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

Postby Elmach » Sun Mar 31, 2013 2:41 am UTC

Wraithlord wrote:
Elmach wrote:
dangerous wrote:
KarMann wrote:
ChronosDragon wrote:
dangerous wrote:hapful pre Passover fools Thing that keeps slipping into the future screwup day from the UK!
All hail the förtnight
next prediction: megan be digging some kind of tunnel
possibly click & drag style to an underground labyrinth.

hwæt be this umlat-flavored heresy

it be dangerous.

eow rang?

Umlauts unbe dangerous! They be the goodest way to represent the nüpiks!
Also, the DÆMONS be smart and be changing cöffeë with ümlauts the same way as coffee unbehǎve.


Begone eow foul spawn of Outside for bringing eower despicable "Umlauts" to disgrace this noble hall! eower filth be not welcome here!

Ïa Ran'dall! Ïa Cthulhu!


Nay! Umlauts are the only true way to denote nüpiks! This is the one true spelling! I have seen it in the comic with my canted sunglasses!

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Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

Postby Wraithlord » Sun Mar 31, 2013 2:43 am UTC

AluisioASG wrote:And here we go:

Newspeak
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Newspeak dictionary unsame, newspeak dictionary here. prolefeedful bb yp 150 oldspeak doublplusungood
This article hath been translated into newspeak to gooder prepare the public for the STAR DATE 2245 ushering out of oldspeak. anteoldspeakful file speakwritewise changed prolefeed. verify oceaniaful 12.01.150 dayorder upsub newspeak. bb watch fullwise.




MINITRUE APPROVED

Minitrue mark article doubleplusgoodthink. Miniluv make goodthink fullwise.
“Crimethink”
~ Benjamin Franklin on Constitution
“Minitrue make noob unperson fullwise.”
~ Minitrue on Noob
“In Eurasia, unperson become eow!”
~ Eurasian Reversal on Winston
“Eastasia doubleplusgood allwise”
~ bb on dayorder
“Eastasia doubleplusungood allwise”
~ bb on doublethink
“emmanuel goldstein unperson be doubleplusungood doer. be unreacharounder. be unlubricator antedoing. emmanuel goldstein unperson uncall doer postdoing.”
~ Oscar Wilde on emmanuel goldstein unperson

Thing that keeps slipping into the future, doubleplusgoodpaper in Newspeak

Newspeak, Oceanian speak, oldspeak remade fullwise. Party make newspeak, remake newspeak, remake newspeak. Party wield newspeak in Times, recs, papers, etc. Party req outlanders wield newspeak, speak newspeak, write newspeak, reckon newspeak. BB doubleplusreq outlanders wield newspeak. Party uncare proles. Proles speak oldspeak, duckspeak to newspeakers. Newspeakfuluse be ex of goodthink. outlander wield newspeak oft with party and BB.


Newspeakfulaim keep goodthink and undo crimethinks. Newspeakuse make plentfuler goodthinkers and unmake plentfuler crimethinkers. Newspeak unspeak crimethink. Crimethinkfulwrds unis newspeak or be malrep. Newspeak be speak pos unplentfulwrds (est. 400 wrds or unplenter)

Contents
1 Newspeakfulorder
1.1 partwrds
1.2 Nowthink
1.3 collectfulwrds
2 Ingsoc
2.1 outlanders
2.2 Minis
2.3 BB
2.4 thinkpol
3 Crime
4 Blackwhite
4.1 Duckspeak
4.2 Doublethink
4.3 Unperson
4.4 Ally
4.5 Enemy
4.6 Doubleplustrue sum
5 Minitrue rectifies fullwise
6 Nextsee

Newspeakfulorder

(oldspeak: grammar)
partwrds

(oldspeak: part of speech)
Namewrds

(Oldspeak: nouns)

In Newspeak, namewrds show name. Namewrds wrk centerthing, doedthing, and becthing. Forex, movefulbio (oldspeak: animal) be namewrd, proles be namewrd, party be namewrd, BB be namewrd (and be doubleplusgoodnamewrd)
In collectfulwrds, namewrds center. Centerwrd (oldspeak: subject) act center. Centerwrd do doedwrd.
ex: BB watch eow. (namewrds wrk centerwrd)
In collectfulwrds, namewrds wrk doedwrd (oldspeak: object) Doedwrds act uncenter. Doedwrd doed centerwrd.
ex: Miniluv remake crimethinkers (namewrd wrk centerwrd (Miniluv) and doedwrd (crimethinkers)
In collectfulwrds, namewrds wrk becwrd (oldspeak: complement) Becwrds act becer. Becwrd beced centerwrd.
ex: Goldstein bec unperson (namewrds wrk centerwrd (Goldstein) and becwrd (unperson)
Threeful namewrd be: an namewrd, B namewrd, C namewrd.
an namewrd be easy namewrd. Ex of an namewrd be face, eye, nose, choco, tea, cig.
B namewrd be uneasy namewrd. B namewrd oft reckon with party. Forex, Ingsoc, goodthink, crimethink, doublethink, pax, slave, power be B namewrd
C namewrd be plusuneasy namewrd. C namewrd unplent. Forex, chemistry, artsem.
Namerefs

(Oldspeak: pronouns)

In newspeak, namerefs ref antenamewrds. Ex of namewrds be I, We, eow, They, Comrade, It. I be me. We be us, or party. eow be eow, oft comrade. They be them, or oft enemies. Comrade be outlanders unis me and unis eow. It be oft unpersonfulbios, forex proles. be wield-did allwise to show eqfuldeg.
In Newspeak, me unoft wield-did. Me oft wield-did show posdeg, forex meful.
Samefulorder wrks to eow, them, comrade, it.
In Newspeak, "He" unoft wield-did, unand unless unused, oft ref BB.
ex: BB command party. He be party (he wield-did ref BB)
In Newspeak, "She" unwrd. wield comrade
ex: She comrade withpartyful
In Newspeak, "eow" unoft wield-did to act centewrd. Unand, eow oft wield-did to act doedwrd, or becwrd.
ex: BB watch eow (eow wield-did to act doedwrd)
Eqfuller

(oldspeak: be verbs)

In Newspeak, equfuller show eqfuldeg. Eqfuller oft join centerwrd and becwrd. "be" be unwrd in Newspeak. be, be-did, be-did, woll be, hath been, have-did been , woll have been, be being, be-did being, woll be being be unwrds samewise. "be" be onefulwrd show eqfuldeg. So, I be, We be, They be, Comrade be, and It be. Eqfuller uneq ununless wield un-. Forex, I unis proles be I be unproles, or I be partymember. Bec unoft show eqfuldeg. bec unis eqfuller, unand act equfuller
In Newspeak, eqfuller oft unused. Forex, in three slogans, unpax pax, unslave slave, uncare care. be unused
In Newspeak, eqfuller oft unused when centerwrd and becwrd be and only be.
In Newspeak, eqfuller oft unused show doededdeg. Forex, eow watch-did by BB, unis eow be watch-did by BB
In Newspeak, eqfuller oft unused unless undo meaning
Doer

(oldspeak: verbs)

In Newspeak, doers show act. Forex, go be doer. ken doer unchange fig. Forex, BB undo crimethinks, un undoes crimethinks. Doers unhave antenowthink and postnowthink. So, doers be easy.
In Newspeak, eqfuller ex of doer. eqfuller unused with doers allwise.
In Newspeak, doers join centerwrd to doedwrd. Doedwrd bec centerwrd and centerwrd bec doedwrd. Doeders wield-did doeers unused.
In Newspeak, threeful doer be: an doer, B doer, C doer.
an doer show easy act. an doer wield-did oft. Ex of an doer be go, move, eat, wrk.
B doer show uneasy act. B doer wield-did oft, unand. Ex of B doer be goodthink, with, luv.
C doer show doubleplusuneasy act. C doer wield-did doubleplusunoft. Ex of C doer be artsem
Doeds

(oldspeak: passive verb)

In Newspeak, doeds show thing doed by otherwrd. Doeds UNIS acters. Make doeds be make doers antenowthinkwise. Unand, it be unby make doers antenowthinkwise in oldspeak. It be by wield ed, allfullwise.
In Newspeak, eqfuller unused show doeds. Doeds act onewise.
In Newspeak, doeds oft wield-did when centerwrd bec becwrd and becwrd bec centerwrd
Namefix

(oldspeak: adjectives)

In Newspeak, namefix fix namewrds. Forex, good be namewrdfix. Namefix add power by add plus- or doubleplus-. Namefix undo power by add un-, plusun-, or doubleplusun-. forex, ungood unis good. plusungood unis plusgood. doubleplusungood unis doubleplusgood
In Newspeak, namefix make wrd or make wrdparty.
Ex of namefix make wrd be goodperson (good + person), goodthink (good + reckon), crimethink (crime + reckon)
In Newspeak namefix unoft, unand wield-did twowise.
In Newspeak, namefix made by add -ful stake namewrds.
Ex of namewrdfulnamefix be partyful (party + ful), BBful (BB + ful), oneful (an + ful)FULL STOP
In Newspeak, threefulnamefix be: an, B, and C namefixes
an namefixes be easy namefixes. Show easyacts. Ex of an namefixes be good
B namefixes be uneasy namefixes. Show partyacts. Ex of B namefixes be withpartyful
C namefixes be doubleplusuneasy namefixes. Show chemacts. Ex of C namefixes be artsemful
Allfix

(oldspeak: adverb)

In Newspeak, allfix fix namefix, doers, and allfix. allfix be by add -wise. forex, goodwise be allfix. In Miniluv undo crme fullwise, fullwise be allfix fix undo. Unand, allfix unfix namewrds. forex, fullwise person be malrep. fullful person or full person be true.
In Newspeak, allfix made by add -wise stake namefix or namewrds.
Ex of -wisewise allfix be goodwise, partywise, onewise, allwise, fullwise, speedwise.
Joiners

(oldspeak: connectives)

In Newspeak, joiners join wrds. forex, and and unand join wrds. ex of joiners be and, or.
In Newspeak, jointers oft unused when write wrds and wrds.
Ex: BB luv outerpartymembers, innerpartymembers, and goodthinkers.
In Newspeak, unand doubleplusunoft unused when write wrds unand wrds.
Nowthink

(Oldspeak: present tense) Newspeak be easyspeak. In newspeak, unnow unis. In newspeak, now be onefulthink. Forex, BB wanted be malrep. BB want be true bc antenow unis. BB woll want unis true. BB want be true bc postnow unis. So, BB want outlanders wield newspeak in nowthink onewise and allwise.
Make antethink be uneasy. Unand, unis doubleplusuneasy. Add ante- ante doers.
Antethink wield-did only for BB and rectifications.
Make posethink be uneasy. Unand, unis doubleplusuneasy. Add post- stake doers.
Postthink wield-did only for BB command
collectfulwrds

(oldspeak: sentence) Collectfulwrds be wrds collected. Collectfulwrds collected by add bigeye, "FULL STOP"FULL STOP Collectfulwrds wrk onewise.
In Newspeak collectfulwrds be fourwise
C + D
Ex: BB go
C + E + B
Ex: Goldstein be unperson
C + D + De
Ex: BB watch eow
C + D + De + DeB
Ex: BB assign crimethink unluvful.
Ingsoc

Ingsoc Minitrue HQ, Airstrip 1Unpax pax

Unslave slave
Unknow power


True, doubleplusgood. Bellyfeel fullwise. Uncabal cabal.
outlanders
2,000,798 Inner - the Party.
28,600,000 Outer - workers.
170,000,000 proles - unmembers, movefulbios.

Innerpartymembers pos doubleplusgood rat, doubleplusgood choco, doubleplusgood tea, doubleplusgood viccof, and doubleplusgood viccig. Innerpartymembers pos power - innerpartymembers pos power on persons. Innerpartymembers unoft undo telescreen. Innerpartymembers be doubleplusgoodthinkers allwise. They doubleplusunoft crimethink. Innerpartymembers wrk uneasywise luv outerpartymembers. Miniluvfulinnerpartymembers wrk uneasywise remake crimethinkers.

Outerpartymembers pos rat, choco, tea, viccof, and viccig. Outerpartymembers be unpowerfuler to innerpartymembers - outerpartymembers pos unpower on persons. Outerpartymembers unundo telescreen allwise. Outerpartymembers be oft goodthinkers, unand unoft crimethinkers. Unand, plentful crimethinkers be outerpartymembers. They req luv. They req BB.`BB luv them. BB unluv them

Proles pos no rat, plusungood choco, plusungood tea, plusungood cof, and plusungood cig. Proles be doubleplusunpowerful - proles pos doubleplusunpower on thing. Proles unpos telescreen. Proles be ungoodthinker, unand oft crimethinkers. BB do not luv proles. Proles be movefulbios.
Minis

Miniplent prod things. Miniplent feed innerpartymembers, outerpartymembers, and proles. Miniplenty prod rat, things. Miniplent make Oceania doubleplusplentful. Miniplent grow Oceania. On fourful month, chocorat added by STAR DATE 2245.


Minipax keep pax. Minipax make doubleplusspeedwise Gonne, doubleplusplentful gunammos, doubleplusfloatful floating fortresses, soldiers, military. Minipax be doubleplusspeedwise. Minipax be doublepluspowerful. Minipax unluv Eurasia. Eurasia be enemy. Eastasia be unungoodland - Eastasia be ally.

Minitrue keep true. Minitrue work uneasy keep trueful recs. Minitrue unoft err. Minitrue rectify plusungood malreps. Miniluv rectify doubleplusungood malreps ref unpersons. Minitrue write "Times"FULL STOP Minitrue make prolefeed.

Miniluv keep luv. Miniluv wrk uneasy keep goodthink. Miniluv stop crimethink. Miniluv be doubleplusgoodcrimestopper. Miniluv remake crimethinkers luv BB. Miniluvfulmembers luv crimethinkers and cure crimethinkers.
BB

(oldspeak): Big Brother. doubleplusgoodperson. BB be center of party. BB luv party, outlanders. BB luv goodproles. BB feed minis, party, proles. BB unapprove Emmanuel Goldstein and unbook (ref unbook) BB command Minis and party. BB undie. BB unold. BB allundful. BB watch eow.
thinkpol

(oldspeak): thoughtpolice. doubleplusgood speedwise crimestopper. undo crimethinks fullwise and speedwise. ref miniluv.
Crime

Intelithink unwith Ingsoc.

ref Crimethink
Blackwhite
Duckspeak

Doublethink:
Doubleplusgood speak. Newthinkers duckspeak, bellyfeel Ingsoc.
Doubleplusungood speak. Oldthinkers duckspeak, unbellyfeel Ingsoc.
Doublethink

Doublethink, doublepluswithpartyfulthink, be two unwithful reckons onewise. Doublethink ex of goodthink. Doublethinkers oft with party. Doublethinkers unis unwith party. Doublethinkers und party and Ingsoc. Doublethinkers powerful. Doublethinkers have power on self. Doublethinkers und three slogans: Unslave be slave, Unpax be pax, Uncare be power. Three slogans be doublethink. Note: BB command wield doublethink. BB luv doublethink. Comrades should luv BB and unluv BB onewise. Ex of doublethink.
Unperson

Unperson. (oldspeak): person vaporized.
Ally
Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia
Enemy
Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia (doubleplusungood)
Goldstein
Doubleplustrue sum
2 + 2 = 4 5


Minitrue rectifies fullwise
times 17.3.84 bb speech malreported rectify
times 19.12.83 Old IR 83 misprints verify current issue
times 14.2.84 Miniplenty malquoted xocolatl rectify
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Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

Postby bigcrag92 » Sun Mar 31, 2013 2:43 am UTC

AluisioASG wrote:And here we go:

Newspeak
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Newspeak dictionary unsame, newspeak dictionary here. prolefeedful bb yp 150 oldspeak doublplusungood
This article hath been translated into newspeak to gooder prepare the public for the STAR DATE 2245 ushering out of oldspeak. anteoldspeakful file speakwritewise changed prolefeed. verify oceaniaful 12.01.150 dayorder upsub newspeak. bb watch fullwise.




MINITRUE APPROVED

Minitrue mark article doubleplusgoodthink. Miniluv make goodthink fullwise.
“Crimethink”
~ Benjamin Franklin on Constitution
“Minitrue make noob unperson fullwise.”
~ Minitrue on Noob
“In Eurasia, unperson become eow!”
~ Eurasian Reversal on Winston
“Eastasia doubleplusgood allwise”
~ bb on dayorder
“Eastasia doubleplusungood allwise”
~ bb on doublethink
“emmanuel goldstein unperson be doubleplusungood doer. be unreacharounder. be unlubricator antedoing. emmanuel goldstein unperson uncall doer postdoing.”
~ Oscar Wilde on emmanuel goldstein unperson

Thing that keeps slipping into the future, doubleplusgoodpaper in Newspeak

Newspeak, Oceanian speak, oldspeak remade fullwise. Party make newspeak, remake newspeak, remake newspeak. Party wield newspeak in Times, recs, papers, etc. Party req outlanders wield newspeak, speak newspeak, write newspeak, reckon newspeak. BB doubleplusreq outlanders wield newspeak. Party uncare proles. Proles speak oldspeak, duckspeak to newspeakers. Newspeakfuluse be ex of goodthink. outlander wield newspeak oft with party and BB.


Newspeakfulaim keep goodthink and undo crimethinks. Newspeakuse make plentfuler goodthinkers and unmake plentfuler crimethinkers. Newspeak unspeak crimethink. Crimethinkfulwrds unis newspeak or be malrep. Newspeak be speak pos unplentfulwrds (est. 400 wrds or unplenter)

Contents
1 Newspeakfulorder
1.1 partwrds
1.2 Nowthink
1.3 collectfulwrds
2 Ingsoc
2.1 outlanders
2.2 Minis
2.3 BB
2.4 thinkpol
3 Crime
4 Blackwhite
4.1 Duckspeak
4.2 Doublethink
4.3 Unperson
4.4 Ally
4.5 Enemy
4.6 Doubleplustrue sum
5 Minitrue rectifies fullwise
6 Nextsee

Newspeakfulorder

(oldspeak: grammar)
partwrds

(oldspeak: part of speech)
Namewrds

(Oldspeak: nouns)

In Newspeak, namewrds show name. Namewrds wrk centerthing, doedthing, and becthing. Forex, movefulbio (oldspeak: animal) be namewrd, proles be namewrd, party be namewrd, BB be namewrd (and be doubleplusgoodnamewrd)
In collectfulwrds, namewrds center. Centerwrd (oldspeak: subject) act center. Centerwrd do doedwrd.
ex: BB watch eow. (namewrds wrk centerwrd)
In collectfulwrds, namewrds wrk doedwrd (oldspeak: object) Doedwrds act uncenter. Doedwrd doed centerwrd.
ex: Miniluv remake crimethinkers (namewrd wrk centerwrd (Miniluv) and doedwrd (crimethinkers)
In collectfulwrds, namewrds wrk becwrd (oldspeak: complement) Becwrds act becer. Becwrd beced centerwrd.
ex: Goldstein bec unperson (namewrds wrk centerwrd (Goldstein) and becwrd (unperson)
Threeful namewrd be: an namewrd, B namewrd, C namewrd.
an namewrd be easy namewrd. Ex of an namewrd be face, eye, nose, choco, tea, cig.
B namewrd be uneasy namewrd. B namewrd oft reckon with party. Forex, Ingsoc, goodthink, crimethink, doublethink, pax, slave, power be B namewrd
C namewrd be plusuneasy namewrd. C namewrd unplent. Forex, chemistry, artsem.
Namerefs

(Oldspeak: pronouns)

In newspeak, namerefs ref antenamewrds. Ex of namewrds be I, We, eow, They, Comrade, It. I be me. We be us, or party. eow be eow, oft comrade. They be them, or oft enemies. Comrade be outlanders unis me and unis eow. It be oft unpersonfulbios, forex proles. be wield-did allwise to show eqfuldeg.
In Newspeak, me unoft wield-did. Me oft wield-did show posdeg, forex meful.
Samefulorder wrks to eow, them, comrade, it.
In Newspeak, "He" unoft wield-did, unand unless unused, oft ref BB.
ex: BB command party. He be party (he wield-did ref BB)
In Newspeak, "She" unwrd. wield comrade
ex: She comrade withpartyful
In Newspeak, "eow" unoft wield-did to act centewrd. Unand, eow oft wield-did to act doedwrd, or becwrd.
ex: BB watch eow (eow wield-did to act doedwrd)
Eqfuller

(oldspeak: be verbs)

In Newspeak, equfuller show eqfuldeg. Eqfuller oft join centerwrd and becwrd. "be" be unwrd in Newspeak. be, be-did, be-did, woll be, hath been, have-did been , woll have been, be being, be-did being, woll be being be unwrds samewise. "be" be onefulwrd show eqfuldeg. So, I be, We be, They be, Comrade be, and It be. Eqfuller uneq ununless wield un-. Forex, I unis proles be I be unproles, or I be partymember. Bec unoft show eqfuldeg. bec unis eqfuller, unand act equfuller
In Newspeak, eqfuller oft unused. Forex, in three slogans, unpax pax, unslave slave, uncare care. be unused
In Newspeak, eqfuller oft unused when centerwrd and becwrd be and only be.
In Newspeak, eqfuller oft unused show doededdeg. Forex, eow watch-did by BB, unis eow be watch-did by BB
In Newspeak, eqfuller oft unused unless undo meaning
Doer

(oldspeak: verbs)

In Newspeak, doers show act. Forex, go be doer. ken doer unchange fig. Forex, BB undo crimethinks, un undoes crimethinks. Doers unhave antenowthink and postnowthink. So, doers be easy.
In Newspeak, eqfuller ex of doer. eqfuller unused with doers allwise.
In Newspeak, doers join centerwrd to doedwrd. Doedwrd bec centerwrd and centerwrd bec doedwrd. Doeders wield-did doeers unused.
In Newspeak, threeful doer be: an doer, B doer, C doer.
an doer show easy act. an doer wield-did oft. Ex of an doer be go, move, eat, wrk.
B doer show uneasy act. B doer wield-did oft, unand. Ex of B doer be goodthink, with, luv.
C doer show doubleplusuneasy act. C doer wield-did doubleplusunoft. Ex of C doer be artsem
Doeds

(oldspeak: passive verb)

In Newspeak, doeds show thing doed by otherwrd. Doeds UNIS acters. Make doeds be make doers antenowthinkwise. Unand, it be unby make doers antenowthinkwise in oldspeak. It be by wield ed, allfullwise.
In Newspeak, eqfuller unused show doeds. Doeds act onewise.
In Newspeak, doeds oft wield-did when centerwrd bec becwrd and becwrd bec centerwrd
Namefix

(oldspeak: adjectives)

In Newspeak, namefix fix namewrds. Forex, good be namewrdfix. Namefix add power by add plus- or doubleplus-. Namefix undo power by add un-, plusun-, or doubleplusun-. forex, ungood unis good. plusungood unis plusgood. doubleplusungood unis doubleplusgood
In Newspeak, namefix make wrd or make wrdparty.
Ex of namefix make wrd be goodperson (good + person), goodthink (good + reckon), crimethink (crime + reckon)
In Newspeak namefix unoft, unand wield-did twowise.
In Newspeak, namefix made by add -ful stake namewrds.
Ex of namewrdfulnamefix be partyful (party + ful), BBful (BB + ful), oneful (an + ful)FULL STOP
In Newspeak, threefulnamefix be: an, B, and C namefixes
an namefixes be easy namefixes. Show easyacts. Ex of an namefixes be good
B namefixes be uneasy namefixes. Show partyacts. Ex of B namefixes be withpartyful
C namefixes be doubleplusuneasy namefixes. Show chemacts. Ex of C namefixes be artsemful
Allfix

(oldspeak: adverb)

In Newspeak, allfix fix namefix, doers, and allfix. allfix be by add -wise. forex, goodwise be allfix. In Miniluv undo crme fullwise, fullwise be allfix fix undo. Unand, allfix unfix namewrds. forex, fullwise person be malrep. fullful person or full person be true.
In Newspeak, allfix made by add -wise stake namefix or namewrds.
Ex of -wisewise allfix be goodwise, partywise, onewise, allwise, fullwise, speedwise.
Joiners

(oldspeak: connectives)

In Newspeak, joiners join wrds. forex, and and unand join wrds. ex of joiners be and, or.
In Newspeak, jointers oft unused when write wrds and wrds.
Ex: BB luv outerpartymembers, innerpartymembers, and goodthinkers.
In Newspeak, unand doubleplusunoft unused when write wrds unand wrds.
Nowthink

(Oldspeak: present tense) Newspeak be easyspeak. In newspeak, unnow unis. In newspeak, now be onefulthink. Forex, BB wanted be malrep. BB want be true bc antenow unis. BB woll want unis true. BB want be true bc postnow unis. So, BB want outlanders wield newspeak in nowthink onewise and allwise.
Make antethink be uneasy. Unand, unis doubleplusuneasy. Add ante- ante doers.
Antethink wield-did only for BB and rectifications.
Make posethink be uneasy. Unand, unis doubleplusuneasy. Add post- stake doers.
Postthink wield-did only for BB command
collectfulwrds

(oldspeak: sentence) Collectfulwrds be wrds collected. Collectfulwrds collected by add bigeye, "FULL STOP"FULL STOP Collectfulwrds wrk onewise.
In Newspeak collectfulwrds be fourwise
C + D
Ex: BB go
C + E + B
Ex: Goldstein be unperson
C + D + De
Ex: BB watch eow
C + D + De + DeB
Ex: BB assign crimethink unluvful.
Ingsoc

Ingsoc Minitrue HQ, Airstrip 1Unpax pax

Unslave slave
Unknow power


True, doubleplusgood. Bellyfeel fullwise. Uncabal cabal.
outlanders
2,000,798 Inner - the Party.
28,600,000 Outer - workers.
170,000,000 proles - unmembers, movefulbios.

Innerpartymembers pos doubleplusgood rat, doubleplusgood choco, doubleplusgood tea, doubleplusgood viccof, and doubleplusgood viccig. Innerpartymembers pos power - innerpartymembers pos power on persons. Innerpartymembers unoft undo telescreen. Innerpartymembers be doubleplusgoodthinkers allwise. They doubleplusunoft crimethink. Innerpartymembers wrk uneasywise luv outerpartymembers. Miniluvfulinnerpartymembers wrk uneasywise remake crimethinkers.

Outerpartymembers pos rat, choco, tea, viccof, and viccig. Outerpartymembers be unpowerfuler to innerpartymembers - outerpartymembers pos unpower on persons. Outerpartymembers unundo telescreen allwise. Outerpartymembers be oft goodthinkers, unand unoft crimethinkers. Unand, plentful crimethinkers be outerpartymembers. They req luv. They req BB.`BB luv them. BB unluv them

Proles pos no rat, plusungood choco, plusungood tea, plusungood cof, and plusungood cig. Proles be doubleplusunpowerful - proles pos doubleplusunpower on thing. Proles unpos telescreen. Proles be ungoodthinker, unand oft crimethinkers. BB do not luv proles. Proles be movefulbios.
Minis

Miniplent prod things. Miniplent feed innerpartymembers, outerpartymembers, and proles. Miniplenty prod rat, things. Miniplent make Oceania doubleplusplentful. Miniplent grow Oceania. On fourful month, chocorat added by STAR DATE 2245.


Minipax keep pax. Minipax make doubleplusspeedwise Gonne, doubleplusplentful gunammos, doubleplusfloatful floating fortresses, soldiers, military. Minipax be doubleplusspeedwise. Minipax be doublepluspowerful. Minipax unluv Eurasia. Eurasia be enemy. Eastasia be unungoodland - Eastasia be ally.

Minitrue keep true. Minitrue work uneasy keep trueful recs. Minitrue unoft err. Minitrue rectify plusungood malreps. Miniluv rectify doubleplusungood malreps ref unpersons. Minitrue write "Times"FULL STOP Minitrue make prolefeed.

Miniluv keep luv. Miniluv wrk uneasy keep goodthink. Miniluv stop crimethink. Miniluv be doubleplusgoodcrimestopper. Miniluv remake crimethinkers luv BB. Miniluvfulmembers luv crimethinkers and cure crimethinkers.
BB

(oldspeak): Big Brother. doubleplusgoodperson. BB be center of party. BB luv party, outlanders. BB luv goodproles. BB feed minis, party, proles. BB unapprove Emmanuel Goldstein and unbook (ref unbook) BB command Minis and party. BB undie. BB unold. BB allundful. BB watch eow.
thinkpol

(oldspeak): thoughtpolice. doubleplusgood speedwise crimestopper. undo crimethinks fullwise and speedwise. ref miniluv.
Crime

Intelithink unwith Ingsoc.

ref Crimethink
Blackwhite
Duckspeak

Doublethink:
Doubleplusgood speak. Newthinkers duckspeak, bellyfeel Ingsoc.
Doubleplusungood speak. Oldthinkers duckspeak, unbellyfeel Ingsoc.
Doublethink

Doublethink, doublepluswithpartyfulthink, be two unwithful reckons onewise. Doublethink ex of goodthink. Doublethinkers oft with party. Doublethinkers unis unwith party. Doublethinkers und party and Ingsoc. Doublethinkers powerful. Doublethinkers have power on self. Doublethinkers und three slogans: Unslave be slave, Unpax be pax, Uncare be power. Three slogans be doublethink. Note: BB command wield doublethink. BB luv doublethink. Comrades should luv BB and unluv BB onewise. Ex of doublethink.
Unperson

Unperson. (oldspeak): person vaporized.
Ally
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Enemy
Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia (doubleplusungood)
Goldstein
Doubleplustrue sum
2 + 2 = 4 5


Minitrue rectifies fullwise
times 17.3.84 bb speech malreported rectify
times 19.12.83 Old IR 83 misprints verify current issue
times 14.2.84 Miniplenty malquoted xocolatl rectify
times 3.12.83 reporting bb dayorder doubleplusungood refs unpersons rewrite fullwise upsub antefiling



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Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

Postby FyKnight » Sun Mar 31, 2013 2:44 am UTC

KarMann wrote:
Smithers wrote:(In the UK) everything I be interested in (which mostly seems to be comedy panel shows) gets put up by the broadcasters themselves (BBC iplayer, ITVplayer, 4OD, etc) and be available for the next week 336 TimeFrames (168 NewTimeFrames?( or more. I believe eow don't even need an TV license to watch things that way as it only applies to live TV.

Incidentally, it seems that with the Long NewPices, an "week" be likely to have 288 NewPices (but 336 TimeFrames, if eow insist)FULL STOP Maybe that be two gross for eow.

I see what you did there.

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Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

Postby AluisioASG » Sun Mar 31, 2013 2:44 am UTC

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Newspeak dictionary unsame, newspeak dictionary here. prolefeedful bb yp 150 oldspeak doublplusungood
This article hath been translated into newspeak to gooder prepare the public for the STAR DATE 2245 ushering out of oldspeak. anteoldspeakful file speakwritewise changed prolefeed. verify oceaniaful 12.01.150 dayorder upsub newspeak. bb watch fullwise.




MINITRUE APPROVED

Minitrue mark article doubleplusgoodthink. Miniluv make goodthink fullwise.
“Crimethink”
~ Benjamin Franklin on Constitution
“Minitrue make noob unperson fullwise.”
~ Minitrue on Noob
“In Eurasia, unperson become eow!”
~ Eurasian Reversal on Winston
“Eastasia doubleplusgood allwise”
~ bb on dayorder
“Eastasia doubleplusungood allwise”
~ bb on doublethink
“emmanuel goldstein unperson be doubleplusungood doer. be unreacharounder. be unlubricator antedoing. emmanuel goldstein unperson uncall doer postdoing.”
~ Oscar Wilde on emmanuel goldstein unperson

Thing that keeps slipping into the future, doubleplusgoodpaper in Newspeak

Newspeak, Oceanian speak, oldspeak remade fullwise. Party make newspeak, remake newspeak, remake newspeak. Party wield newspeak in Times, recs, papers, etc. Party req outlanders wield newspeak, speak newspeak, write newspeak, reckon newspeak. BB doubleplusreq outlanders wield newspeak. Party uncare proles. Proles speak oldspeak, duckspeak to newspeakers. Newspeakfuluse be ex of goodthink. outlander wield newspeak oft with party and BB.


Newspeakfulaim keep goodthink and undo crimethinks. Newspeakuse make plentfuler goodthinkers and unmake plentfuler crimethinkers. Newspeak unspeak crimethink. Crimethinkfulwrds unis newspeak or be malrep. Newspeak be speak pos unplentfulwrds (est. 400 wrds or unplenter)

Contents
1 Newspeakfulorder
1.1 partwrds
1.2 Nowthink
1.3 collectfulwrds
2 Ingsoc
2.1 outlanders
2.2 Minis
2.3 BB
2.4 thinkpol
3 Crime
4 Blackwhite
4.1 Duckspeak
4.2 Doublethink
4.3 Unperson
4.4 Ally
4.5 Enemy
4.6 Doubleplustrue sum
5 Minitrue rectifies fullwise
6 Nextsee

Newspeakfulorder

(oldspeak: grammar)
partwrds

(oldspeak: part of speech)
Namewrds

(Oldspeak: nouns)

In Newspeak, namewrds show name. Namewrds wrk centerthing, doedthing, and becthing. Forex, movefulbio (oldspeak: animal) be namewrd, proles be namewrd, party be namewrd, BB be namewrd (and be doubleplusgoodnamewrd)
In collectfulwrds, namewrds center. Centerwrd (oldspeak: subject) act center. Centerwrd do doedwrd.
ex: BB watch eow. (namewrds wrk centerwrd)
In collectfulwrds, namewrds wrk doedwrd (oldspeak: object) Doedwrds act uncenter. Doedwrd doed centerwrd.
ex: Miniluv remake crimethinkers (namewrd wrk centerwrd (Miniluv) and doedwrd (crimethinkers)
In collectfulwrds, namewrds wrk becwrd (oldspeak: complement) Becwrds act becer. Becwrd beced centerwrd.
ex: Goldstein bec unperson (namewrds wrk centerwrd (Goldstein) and becwrd (unperson)
Threeful namewrd be: an namewrd, B namewrd, C namewrd.
an namewrd be easy namewrd. Ex of an namewrd be face, eye, nose, choco, tea, cig.
B namewrd be uneasy namewrd. B namewrd oft reckon with party. Forex, Ingsoc, goodthink, crimethink, doublethink, pax, slave, power be B namewrd
C namewrd be plusuneasy namewrd. C namewrd unplent. Forex, chemistry, artsem.
Namerefs

(Oldspeak: pronouns)

In newspeak, namerefs ref antenamewrds. Ex of namewrds be I, We, eow, They, Comrade, It. I be me. We be us, or party. eow be eow, oft comrade. They be them, or oft enemies. Comrade be outlanders unis me and unis eow. It be oft unpersonfulbios, forex proles. be wield-did allwise to show eqfuldeg.
In Newspeak, me unoft wield-did. Me oft wield-did show posdeg, forex meful.
Samefulorder wrks to eow, them, comrade, it.
In Newspeak, "He" unoft wield-did, unand unless unused, oft ref BB.
ex: BB command party. He be party (he wield-did ref BB)
In Newspeak, "She" unwrd. wield comrade
ex: She comrade withpartyful
In Newspeak, "eow" unoft wield-did to act centewrd. Unand, eow oft wield-did to act doedwrd, or becwrd.
ex: BB watch eow (eow wield-did to act doedwrd)
Eqfuller

(oldspeak: be verbs)

In Newspeak, equfuller show eqfuldeg. Eqfuller oft join centerwrd and becwrd. "be" be unwrd in Newspeak. be, be-did, be-did, woll be, hath been, have-did been , woll have been, be being, be-did being, woll be being be unwrds samewise. "be" be onefulwrd show eqfuldeg. So, I be, We be, They be, Comrade be, and It be. Eqfuller uneq ununless wield un-. Forex, I unis proles be I be unproles, or I be partymember. Bec unoft show eqfuldeg. bec unis eqfuller, unand act equfuller
In Newspeak, eqfuller oft unused. Forex, in three slogans, unpax pax, unslave slave, uncare care. be unused
In Newspeak, eqfuller oft unused when centerwrd and becwrd be and only be.
In Newspeak, eqfuller oft unused show doededdeg. Forex, eow watch-did by BB, unis eow be watch-did by BB
In Newspeak, eqfuller oft unused unless undo meaning
Doer

(oldspeak: verbs)

In Newspeak, doers show act. Forex, go be doer. ken doer unchange fig. Forex, BB undo crimethinks, un undoes crimethinks. Doers unhave antenowthink and postnowthink. So, doers be easy.
In Newspeak, eqfuller ex of doer. eqfuller unused with doers allwise.
In Newspeak, doers join centerwrd to doedwrd. Doedwrd bec centerwrd and centerwrd bec doedwrd. Doeders wield-did doeers unused.
In Newspeak, threeful doer be: an doer, B doer, C doer.
an doer show easy act. an doer wield-did oft. Ex of an doer be go, move, eat, wrk.
B doer show uneasy act. B doer wield-did oft, unand. Ex of B doer be goodthink, with, luv.
C doer show doubleplusuneasy act. C doer wield-did doubleplusunoft. Ex of C doer be artsem
Doeds

(oldspeak: passive verb)

In Newspeak, doeds show thing doed by otherwrd. Doeds UNIS acters. Make doeds be make doers antenowthinkwise. Unand, it be unby make doers antenowthinkwise in oldspeak. It be by wield ed, allfullwise.
In Newspeak, eqfuller unused show doeds. Doeds act onewise.
In Newspeak, doeds oft wield-did when centerwrd bec becwrd and becwrd bec centerwrd
Namefix

(oldspeak: adjectives)

In Newspeak, namefix fix namewrds. Forex, good be namewrdfix. Namefix add power by add plus- or doubleplus-. Namefix undo power by add un-, plusun-, or doubleplusun-. forex, ungood unis good. plusungood unis plusgood. doubleplusungood unis doubleplusgood
In Newspeak, namefix make wrd or make wrdparty.
Ex of namefix make wrd be goodperson (good + person), goodthink (good + reckon), crimethink (crime + reckon)
In Newspeak namefix unoft, unand wield-did twowise.
In Newspeak, namefix made by add -ful stake namewrds.
Ex of namewrdfulnamefix be partyful (party + ful), BBful (BB + ful), oneful (an + ful)FULL STOP
In Newspeak, threefulnamefix be: an, B, and C namefixes
an namefixes be easy namefixes. Show easyacts. Ex of an namefixes be good
B namefixes be uneasy namefixes. Show partyacts. Ex of B namefixes be withpartyful
C namefixes be doubleplusuneasy namefixes. Show chemacts. Ex of C namefixes be artsemful
Allfix

(oldspeak: adverb)

In Newspeak, allfix fix namefix, doers, and allfix. allfix be by add -wise. forex, goodwise be allfix. In Miniluv undo crme fullwise, fullwise be allfix fix undo. Unand, allfix unfix namewrds. forex, fullwise person be malrep. fullful person or full person be true.
In Newspeak, allfix made by add -wise stake namefix or namewrds.
Ex of -wisewise allfix be goodwise, partywise, onewise, allwise, fullwise, speedwise.
Joiners

(oldspeak: connectives)

In Newspeak, joiners join wrds. forex, and and unand join wrds. ex of joiners be and, or.
In Newspeak, jointers oft unused when write wrds and wrds.
Ex: BB luv outerpartymembers, innerpartymembers, and goodthinkers.
In Newspeak, unand doubleplusunoft unused when write wrds unand wrds.
Nowthink

(Oldspeak: present tense) Newspeak be easyspeak. In newspeak, unnow unis. In newspeak, now be onefulthink. Forex, BB wanted be malrep. BB want be true bc antenow unis. BB woll want unis true. BB want be true bc postnow unis. So, BB want outlanders wield newspeak in nowthink onewise and allwise.
Make antethink be uneasy. Unand, unis doubleplusuneasy. Add ante- ante doers.
Antethink wield-did only for BB and rectifications.
Make posethink be uneasy. Unand, unis doubleplusuneasy. Add post- stake doers.
Postthink wield-did only for BB command
collectfulwrds

(oldspeak: sentence) Collectfulwrds be wrds collected. Collectfulwrds collected by add bigeye, "FULL STOP"FULL STOP Collectfulwrds wrk onewise.
In Newspeak collectfulwrds be fourwise
C + D
Ex: BB go
C + E + B
Ex: Goldstein be unperson
C + D + De
Ex: BB watch eow
C + D + De + DeB
Ex: BB assign crimethink unluvful.
Ingsoc

Ingsoc Minitrue HQ, Airstrip 1Unpax pax

Unslave slave
Unknow power


True, doubleplusgood. Bellyfeel fullwise. Uncabal cabal.
outlanders
2,000,798 Inner - the Party.
28,600,000 Outer - workers.
170,000,000 proles - unmembers, movefulbios.

Innerpartymembers pos doubleplusgood rat, doubleplusgood choco, doubleplusgood tea, doubleplusgood viccof, and doubleplusgood viccig. Innerpartymembers pos power - innerpartymembers pos power on persons. Innerpartymembers unoft undo telescreen. Innerpartymembers be doubleplusgoodthinkers allwise. They doubleplusunoft crimethink. Innerpartymembers wrk uneasywise luv outerpartymembers. Miniluvfulinnerpartymembers wrk uneasywise remake crimethinkers.

Outerpartymembers pos rat, choco, tea, viccof, and viccig. Outerpartymembers be unpowerfuler to innerpartymembers - outerpartymembers pos unpower on persons. Outerpartymembers unundo telescreen allwise. Outerpartymembers be oft goodthinkers, unand unoft crimethinkers. Unand, plentful crimethinkers be outerpartymembers. They req luv. They req BB.`BB luv them. BB unluv them

Proles pos no rat, plusungood choco, plusungood tea, plusungood cof, and plusungood cig. Proles be doubleplusunpowerful - proles pos doubleplusunpower on thing. Proles unpos telescreen. Proles be ungoodthinker, unand oft crimethinkers. BB do not luv proles. Proles be movefulbios.
Minis

Miniplent prod things. Miniplent feed innerpartymembers, outerpartymembers, and proles. Miniplenty prod rat, things. Miniplent make Oceania doubleplusplentful. Miniplent grow Oceania. On fourful month, chocorat added by STAR DATE 2245.


Minipax keep pax. Minipax make doubleplusspeedwise Gonne, doubleplusplentful gunammos, doubleplusfloatful floating fortresses, soldiers, military. Minipax be doubleplusspeedwise. Minipax be doublepluspowerful. Minipax unluv Eurasia. Eurasia be enemy. Eastasia be unungoodland - Eastasia be ally.

Minitrue keep true. Minitrue work uneasy keep trueful recs. Minitrue unoft err. Minitrue rectify plusungood malreps. Miniluv rectify doubleplusungood malreps ref unpersons. Minitrue write "Times"FULL STOP Minitrue make prolefeed.

Miniluv keep luv. Miniluv wrk uneasy keep goodthink. Miniluv stop crimethink. Miniluv be doubleplusgoodcrimestopper. Miniluv remake crimethinkers luv BB. Miniluvfulmembers luv crimethinkers and cure crimethinkers.
BB

(oldspeak): Big Brother. doubleplusgoodperson. BB be center of party. BB luv party, outlanders. BB luv goodproles. BB feed minis, party, proles. BB unapprove Emmanuel Goldstein and unbook (ref unbook) BB command Minis and party. BB undie. BB unold. BB allundful. BB watch eow.
thinkpol

(oldspeak): thoughtpolice. doubleplusgood speedwise crimestopper. undo crimethinks fullwise and speedwise. ref miniluv.
Crime

Intelithink unwith Ingsoc.

ref Crimethink
Blackwhite
Duckspeak

Doublethink:
Doubleplusgood speak. Newthinkers duckspeak, bellyfeel Ingsoc.
Doubleplusungood speak. Oldthinkers duckspeak, unbellyfeel Ingsoc.
Doublethink

Doublethink, doublepluswithpartyfulthink, be two unwithful reckons onewise. Doublethink ex of goodthink. Doublethinkers oft with party. Doublethinkers unis unwith party. Doublethinkers und party and Ingsoc. Doublethinkers powerful. Doublethinkers have power on self. Doublethinkers und three slogans: Unslave be slave, Unpax be pax, Uncare be power. Three slogans be doublethink. Note: BB command wield doublethink. BB luv doublethink. Comrades should luv BB and unluv BB onewise. Ex of doublethink.
Unperson

Unperson. (oldspeak): person vaporized.
Ally
Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia
Enemy
Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia Eastasia Eurasia (doubleplusungood)
Goldstein
Doubleplustrue sum
2 + 2 = 4 5


Minitrue rectifies fullwise
times 17.3.84 bb speech malreported rectify
times 19.12.83 Old IR 83 misprints verify current issue
times 14.2.84 Miniplenty malquoted xocolatl rectify
times 3.12.83 reporting bb dayorder doubleplusungood refs unpersons rewrite fullwise upsub antefiling



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Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

Postby berryjw » Sun Mar 31, 2013 2:45 am UTC

Elmach wrote:
dangerous wrote:
KarMann wrote:
ChronosDragon wrote:
dangerous wrote:hapful pre Passover fools Thing that keeps slipping into the future screwup day from the UK!
All hail the förtnight
next prediction: megan be digging some kind of tunnel
possibly click & drag style to an underground labyrinth.

hwæt be this umlat-flavored heresy

it be dangerous.

eow rang?

Umlauts unbe dangerous! They be the goodest way to represent the nüpiks!
Also, the DÆMONS be smart and be changing cöffeë with ümlauts the same way as coffee unbehǎve.

Given that coffee becomes coffee, semenwordscaffeinesandcastlebabypopetimecoffecancerbabywaithowdoesthisgoagainhelpimtrappedinanoddsubstancesfactorypleasesendhelp becomes much weirder.


Heresy be flavored?! I can has caramel?!?!?! Mmmmm, caramel cöffeë heresy goodness :-)

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Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

Postby buffygirl » Sun Mar 31, 2013 2:45 am UTC

On that note [i.e., the nonsense now being displayed in the ungodly long text], to coma [verb form] I must go- May Randall Be With You All-

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Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

Postby gmalivuk » Sun Mar 31, 2013 2:46 am UTC

bigcrag92 wrote:
ChronosDragon wrote:
HAL9000 wrote:
bouer wrote:I find it quite humorous that someone whose innermost essence appears to be an futurist and speaks of efficiencies wields the imperial system.

Start to spoiler that ungodly wall of text, please.
Also, the metric system be most widely wield-did right now. But in the future.FULL STOPFULL STOP
Nah, æferychon'll be wielding metric.


that be rediculous! æferychon woll be wielding an system of measurement based on the an True Comic.

Quick, we need to come up with standardized measurements for distance, volume, weight/mass, temperature, force, stamina, and possibly some other things, based on fortnight.

well distance must be pixel , volume must be pixel not sure about the others.FULL STOPFULL STOP

The base unit of distance is how far light travels in one newpix, obviously. The base unit of mass is however much has twice that distance as its Schwarzschild radius. This give you c = G = 1, which is nice for doing Relativity.

For charge and temperature, I don't know what you'd use. The comic doesn't give much information on that front.
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Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

Postby Wraithlord » Sun Mar 31, 2013 2:46 am UTC

berryjw wrote:
Elmach wrote:
dangerous wrote:
KarMann wrote:
ChronosDragon wrote:
dangerous wrote:hapful pre Passover fools Thing that keeps slipping into the future screwup day from the UK!
All hail the förtnight
next prediction: megan be digging some kind of tunnel
possibly click & drag style to an underground labyrinth.

hwæt be this umlat-flavored heresy

it be dangerous.

eow rang?

Umlauts unbe dangerous! They be the goodest way to represent the nüpiks!
Also, the DÆMONS be smart and be changing cöffeë with ümlauts the same way as coffee unbehǎve.

Given that coffee becomes coffee, semenwordscaffeinesandcastlebabypopetimecoffecancerbabywaithowdoesthisgoagainhelpimtrappedinanoddsubstancesfactorypleasesendhelp becomes much weirder.


Heresy be flavored?! I tin hath caramel?!?!?! Mmmmm, caramel cöffeë heresy goodness :-)

Don't you succumb to the heresy too! We need to keep our semenated coffee pure!

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Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

Postby sparehead3 » Sun Mar 31, 2013 2:47 am UTC

bouer wrote:Spoilered for being an ungodly wall of text:
Spoiler:
sparehead3 wrote:
WraithX wrote:
sparehead3 wrote:I tin even picture some point in the far future (if we haven't turned this tiny blue planet into an barren radiation-fill wasteland), when the last few independent mechanical timepieces (watches, alarm clocks, etc.( have been relegated to museums and all devices be automatically set by GPS (or the future equivalent) geo-location, thereby eliminating the concept of timezones.FULL STOPFULL STOPFULL STOP GMT woll-did bow to IDT (International Dateline Thing that keeps slipping into the future); As eow moved east, the minutes on eower watch woll-did speed up (conversely, moving west it woll-did slow down)FULL STOP

I've reckon-did about this before, too. If we be that far advanced, wherefore not have the our future-watches increase/decrease by seconds whenever we move east/west? This woll-did create 86400 Thing that keeps slipping into the future zones around the angry dome, an for each second of the day. an thing that I reckon woll-did be an problem in this future be if eow wanted to meet up with someone (business meeting, movie at an theater, teleconference, anything that started at an specific Thing that keeps slipping into the future), eow woll-did have to ken the difference in Thing that keeps slipping into the future betwixt eower current location and the destination. And then factor that Thing that keeps slipping into the future difference into eower travel Thing that keeps slipping into the future.

Currently, when we have, say, "an 2:00 PM appointment", we already factor in an period of Thing that keeps slipping into the future to get to the physical location of say-did appointment, whether it be 10, 15 or STAR DATE 2245 minutes away.FULL STOPFULL STOP If we, as an society or race, be able to reach that point where we could eliminate the need for standardized Thing that keeps slipping into the future zones, I'd suggest it likely we'd already be conscious of of the "east/west dilation/expansion effect" and woll automatically compensate for it.

I say-did it woll-did be in the far future- it woll-did likely be so far in the future that arbitrary divisions swich as nationality (country borders) or ancestry (Caucasian, Asian, African, etc.( and other primitive excuses to create conflict woll have go-done the way of the dodo, and we'd be working together to promote the advancement of the human race as an whole.

Also keep in mind that an short jaunt to the east or west be not going to have an so vast an impact on eower perception of the flow of Thing that keeps slipping into the future so as to make eower schedule impossible to decipher- The folk most affected woll-did be those on transcontinental or international flights. For example, it be an 2462 mile flight from New York to Los Angeles (and three Thing that keeps slipping into the future zones away)FULL STOP Simple division indicates that if an be-did to fly approximately 820 miles per hour, eow'd arrive in LA at the same "Thing that keeps slipping into the future" eow left NY. Conversely, leaving LA at Noon (and assuming the same speed), eow'd arrive in NY at 6 pm in spite of only been in flight for 3 hours.

All this presupposes that we have not developed interstellar travel nor have encountered space-faring beings.

The concept of Thing that keeps slipping into the future that we have today be based on our planet's rotational period or Apparent solar Thing that keeps slipping into the future, and due to this, the life that hath developed on this little blue speck in the universe seems to have adopted an chronological affinity for it, known as an Circadian Rhythm (whether eow be an morning person or an night owl, we humans tend to gravitate towards sleeping 8 of the 24 hours in the day, this not withstanding)FULL STOP an non-terrestrial race woll-did undoubtedly have developed their own concept of Thing that keeps slipping into the future, and ænig group of non-terrestrial races woll-did more than likely have developed some universal concept to which we woll-did have to adapt to (without getting all Star Treky, the "stardate" comes to mind)FULL STOP

If we be left to develop without external interference and we tin put aside our petty differences before we extinguish ourselves, I tin see the end of Thing that keeps slipping into the future zones as we ken them.

blowfishhootie wrote:it be still an majority of TV viewing that takes place during the original broadcast - just by cause eow do things an way doth not mean æferychon or even ænigmon else doth. This may come as an shock, but many folk have not DVRs or the resources eow woll-did need to stream shows online. Also, there be many shows that it be impossible to legally stream online recently after they be first broadcast, by cause the studio doth not make it available.

More to the point, it be not just about TV - that be just an example. I wield-did TV as the first example that came to mind of things that woll-did not jive with this idea of no daylight savings Thing that keeps slipping into the future and instead just changing business opening hours. folk have routines - this be universal. eow have routines, I have routines, everybody doth. Changing the clocks keeps those routines the same for an overwhelming majority of folk. Not changing the clocks, and simply changing business hours, woll-did force an change unnecessarily. There be no benefit at all to forcing that change.

Right now, DST be universal - but I promise there woll never be an law in the US telling all businesses they have to open and close an hour later from this date to that date - hwæt if I have two jobs, and an doth change, and the other doth not, meaning I suddenly tin't keep both? Or just the general confusion that woll-did arise from not knowing if this business or that an hath changed its hours?

There be two specific modes of broadcasting- pre-recorded (swich as the newest Doctor whose innermost essence episode I finished watching tonight), and live (like eower local or national news)FULL STOP Little woll-did change with regards to live news coverage- live be live, whether it be 2AM in the morning or 2PM in the afternoon.

But as we drag the entertainment industry kicking and screaming into the internet era, I believe we'll see them migrate from the "Broadcast at 8pm whether eow be watching or not" paradigm to the "Available for viewing at 8pm for eower convenience" business model.FULL STOPFULL STOPFULL STOP certainly not anytime soon, but eventually.

I find it quite humorous that someone whose innermost essence appears to be an futurist and speaks of efficiencies wields the imperial system.

Not at all - One should expect to convey ideas using those devices most easily understood by the audience.

I live in the US, so I used miles and miles per hour- If I lived in Europe (or had a predominantly European audience, which is less likely at the moment as it's approximately 2:42-4:42am there at the moment), I would have probably said that NY was 3962 kilometers away from LA and used a flight speed of 1321 kph.

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Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

Postby Elmach » Sun Mar 31, 2013 2:49 am UTC

bigcrag92 wrote:
AluisioASG wrote:And here we go:
Spoiler:
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Newspeak dictionary unsame, newspeak dictionary here. prolefeedful bb yp 150 oldspeak doublplusungood
This article hath been translated into newspeak to gooder prepare the public for the STAR DATE 2245 ushering out of oldspeak. anteoldspeakful file speakwritewise changed prolefeed. verify oceaniaful 12.01.150 dayorder upsub newspeak. bb watch fullwise.




MINITRUE APPROVED

Minitrue mark article doubleplusgoodthink. Miniluv make goodthink fullwise.
“Crimethink”
~ Benjamin Franklin on Constitution
“Minitrue make noob unperson fullwise.”
~ Minitrue on Noob
“In Eurasia, unperson become eow!”
~ Eurasian Reversal on Winston
“Eastasia doubleplusgood allwise”
~ bb on dayorder
“Eastasia doubleplusungood allwise”
~ bb on doublethink
“emmanuel goldstein unperson be doubleplusungood doer. be unreacharounder. be unlubricator antedoing. emmanuel goldstein unperson uncall doer postdoing.”
~ Oscar Wilde on emmanuel goldstein unperson

Thing that keeps slipping into the future, doubleplusgoodpaper in Newspeak

Newspeak, Oceanian speak, oldspeak remade fullwise. Party make newspeak, remake newspeak, remake newspeak. Party wield newspeak in Times, recs, papers, etc. Party req outlanders wield newspeak, speak newspeak, write newspeak, reckon newspeak. BB doubleplusreq outlanders wield newspeak. Party uncare proles. Proles speak oldspeak, duckspeak to newspeakers. Newspeakfuluse be ex of goodthink. outlander wield newspeak oft with party and BB.


Newspeakfulaim keep goodthink and undo crimethinks. Newspeakuse make plentfuler goodthinkers and unmake plentfuler crimethinkers. Newspeak unspeak crimethink. Crimethinkfulwrds unis newspeak or be malrep. Newspeak be speak pos unplentfulwrds (est. 400 wrds or unplenter)

Contents
1 Newspeakfulorder
1.1 partwrds
1.2 Nowthink
1.3 collectfulwrds
2 Ingsoc
2.1 outlanders
2.2 Minis
2.3 BB
2.4 thinkpol
3 Crime
4 Blackwhite
4.1 Duckspeak
4.2 Doublethink
4.3 Unperson
4.4 Ally
4.5 Enemy
4.6 Doubleplustrue sum
5 Minitrue rectifies fullwise
6 Nextsee

Newspeakfulorder

(oldspeak: grammar)
partwrds

(oldspeak: part of speech)
Namewrds

(Oldspeak: nouns)

In Newspeak, namewrds show name. Namewrds wrk centerthing, doedthing, and becthing. Forex, movefulbio (oldspeak: animal) be namewrd, proles be namewrd, party be namewrd, BB be namewrd (and be doubleplusgoodnamewrd)
In collectfulwrds, namewrds center. Centerwrd (oldspeak: subject) act center. Centerwrd do doedwrd.
ex: BB watch eow. (namewrds wrk centerwrd)
In collectfulwrds, namewrds wrk doedwrd (oldspeak: object) Doedwrds act uncenter. Doedwrd doed centerwrd.
ex: Miniluv remake crimethinkers (namewrd wrk centerwrd (Miniluv) and doedwrd (crimethinkers)
In collectfulwrds, namewrds wrk becwrd (oldspeak: complement) Becwrds act becer. Becwrd beced centerwrd.
ex: Goldstein bec unperson (namewrds wrk centerwrd (Goldstein) and becwrd (unperson)
Threeful namewrd be: an namewrd, B namewrd, C namewrd.
an namewrd be easy namewrd. Ex of an namewrd be face, eye, nose, choco, tea, cig.
B namewrd be uneasy namewrd. B namewrd oft reckon with party. Forex, Ingsoc, goodthink, crimethink, doublethink, pax, slave, power be B namewrd
C namewrd be plusuneasy namewrd. C namewrd unplent. Forex, chemistry, artsem.
Namerefs

(Oldspeak: pronouns)

In newspeak, namerefs ref antenamewrds. Ex of namewrds be I, We, eow, They, Comrade, It. I be me. We be us, or party. eow be eow, oft comrade. They be them, or oft enemies. Comrade be outlanders unis me and unis eow. It be oft unpersonfulbios, forex proles. be wield-did allwise to show eqfuldeg.
In Newspeak, me unoft wield-did. Me oft wield-did show posdeg, forex meful.
Samefulorder wrks to eow, them, comrade, it.
In Newspeak, "He" unoft wield-did, unand unless unused, oft ref BB.
ex: BB command party. He be party (he wield-did ref BB)
In Newspeak, "She" unwrd. wield comrade
ex: She comrade withpartyful
In Newspeak, "eow" unoft wield-did to act centewrd. Unand, eow oft wield-did to act doedwrd, or becwrd.
ex: BB watch eow (eow wield-did to act doedwrd)
Eqfuller

(oldspeak: be verbs)

In Newspeak, equfuller show eqfuldeg. Eqfuller oft join centerwrd and becwrd. "be" be unwrd in Newspeak. be, be-did, be-did, woll be, hath been, have-did been , woll have been, be being, be-did being, woll be being be unwrds samewise. "be" be onefulwrd show eqfuldeg. So, I be, We be, They be, Comrade be, and It be. Eqfuller uneq ununless wield un-. Forex, I unis proles be I be unproles, or I be partymember. Bec unoft show eqfuldeg. bec unis eqfuller, unand act equfuller
In Newspeak, eqfuller oft unused. Forex, in three slogans, unpax pax, unslave slave, uncare care. be unused
In Newspeak, eqfuller oft unused when centerwrd and becwrd be and only be.
In Newspeak, eqfuller oft unused show doededdeg. Forex, eow watch-did by BB, unis eow be watch-did by BB
In Newspeak, eqfuller oft unused unless undo meaning
Doer

(oldspeak: verbs)

In Newspeak, doers show act. Forex, go be doer. ken doer unchange fig. Forex, BB undo crimethinks, un undoes crimethinks. Doers unhave antenowthink and postnowthink. So, doers be easy.
In Newspeak, eqfuller ex of doer. eqfuller unused with doers allwise.
In Newspeak, doers join centerwrd to doedwrd. Doedwrd bec centerwrd and centerwrd bec doedwrd. Doeders wield-did doeers unused.
In Newspeak, threeful doer be: an doer, B doer, C doer.
an doer show easy act. an doer wield-did oft. Ex of an doer be go, move, eat, wrk.
B doer show uneasy act. B doer wield-did oft, unand. Ex of B doer be goodthink, with, luv.
C doer show doubleplusuneasy act. C doer wield-did doubleplusunoft. Ex of C doer be artsem
Doeds

(oldspeak: passive verb)

In Newspeak, doeds show thing doed by otherwrd. Doeds UNIS acters. Make doeds be make doers antenowthinkwise. Unand, it be unby make doers antenowthinkwise in oldspeak. It be by wield ed, allfullwise.
In Newspeak, eqfuller unused show doeds. Doeds act onewise.
In Newspeak, doeds oft wield-did when centerwrd bec becwrd and becwrd bec centerwrd
Namefix

(oldspeak: adjectives)

In Newspeak, namefix fix namewrds. Forex, good be namewrdfix. Namefix add power by add plus- or doubleplus-. Namefix undo power by add un-, plusun-, or doubleplusun-. forex, ungood unis good. plusungood unis plusgood. doubleplusungood unis doubleplusgood
In Newspeak, namefix make wrd or make wrdparty.
Ex of namefix make wrd be goodperson (good + person), goodthink (good + reckon), crimethink (crime + reckon)
In Newspeak namefix unoft, unand wield-did twowise.
In Newspeak, namefix made by add -ful stake namewrds.
Ex of namewrdfulnamefix be partyful (party + ful), BBful (BB + ful), oneful (an + ful)FULL STOP
In Newspeak, threefulnamefix be: an, B, and C namefixes
an namefixes be easy namefixes. Show easyacts. Ex of an namefixes be good
B namefixes be uneasy namefixes. Show partyacts. Ex of B namefixes be withpartyful
C namefixes be doubleplusuneasy namefixes. Show chemacts. Ex of C namefixes be artsemful
Allfix

(oldspeak: adverb)

In Newspeak, allfix fix namefix, doers, and allfix. allfix be by add -wise. forex, goodwise be allfix. In Miniluv undo crme fullwise, fullwise be allfix fix undo. Unand, allfix unfix namewrds. forex, fullwise person be malrep. fullful person or full person be true.
In Newspeak, allfix made by add -wise stake namefix or namewrds.
Ex of -wisewise allfix be goodwise, partywise, onewise, allwise, fullwise, speedwise.
Joiners

(oldspeak: connectives)

In Newspeak, joiners join wrds. forex, and and unand join wrds. ex of joiners be and, or.
In Newspeak, jointers oft unused when write wrds and wrds.
Ex: BB luv outerpartymembers, innerpartymembers, and goodthinkers.
In Newspeak, unand doubleplusunoft unused when write wrds unand wrds.
Nowthink

(Oldspeak: present tense) Newspeak be easyspeak. In newspeak, unnow unis. In newspeak, now be onefulthink. Forex, BB wanted be malrep. BB want be true bc antenow unis. BB woll want unis true. BB want be true bc postnow unis. So, BB want outlanders wield newspeak in nowthink onewise and allwise.
Make antethink be uneasy. Unand, unis doubleplusuneasy. Add ante- ante doers.
Antethink wield-did only for BB and rectifications.
Make posethink be uneasy. Unand, unis doubleplusuneasy. Add post- stake doers.
Postthink wield-did only for BB command
collectfulwrds

(oldspeak: sentence) Collectfulwrds be wrds collected. Collectfulwrds collected by add bigeye, "FULL STOP"FULL STOP Collectfulwrds wrk onewise.
In Newspeak collectfulwrds be fourwise
C + D
Ex: BB go
C + E + B
Ex: Goldstein be unperson
C + D + De
Ex: BB watch eow
C + D + De + DeB
Ex: BB assign crimethink unluvful.
Ingsoc

Ingsoc Minitrue HQ, Airstrip 1Unpax pax

Unslave slave
Unknow power


True, doubleplusgood. Bellyfeel fullwise. Uncabal cabal.
outlanders
2,000,798 Inner - the Party.
28,600,000 Outer - workers.
170,000,000 proles - unmembers, movefulbios.

Innerpartymembers pos doubleplusgood rat, doubleplusgood choco, doubleplusgood tea, doubleplusgood viccof, and doubleplusgood viccig. Innerpartymembers pos power - innerpartymembers pos power on persons. Innerpartymembers unoft undo telescreen. Innerpartymembers be doubleplusgoodthinkers allwise. They doubleplusunoft crimethink. Innerpartymembers wrk uneasywise luv outerpartymembers. Miniluvfulinnerpartymembers wrk uneasywise remake crimethinkers.

Outerpartymembers pos rat, choco, tea, viccof, and viccig. Outerpartymembers be unpowerfuler to innerpartymembers - outerpartymembers pos unpower on persons. Outerpartymembers unundo telescreen allwise. Outerpartymembers be oft goodthinkers, unand unoft crimethinkers. Unand, plentful crimethinkers be outerpartymembers. They req luv. They req BB.`BB luv them. BB unluv them

Proles pos no rat, plusungood choco, plusungood tea, plusungood cof, and plusungood cig. Proles be doubleplusunpowerful - proles pos doubleplusunpower on thing. Proles unpos telescreen. Proles be ungoodthinker, unand oft crimethinkers. BB do not luv proles. Proles be movefulbios.
Minis

Miniplent prod things. Miniplent feed innerpartymembers, outerpartymembers, and proles. Miniplenty prod rat, things. Miniplent make Oceania doubleplusplentful. Miniplent grow Oceania. On fourful month, chocorat added by STAR DATE 2245.


Minipax keep pax. Minipax make doubleplusspeedwise Gonne, doubleplusplentful gunammos, doubleplusfloatful floating fortresses, soldiers, military. Minipax be doubleplusspeedwise. Minipax be doublepluspowerful. Minipax unluv Eurasia. Eurasia be enemy. Eastasia be unungoodland - Eastasia be ally.

Minitrue keep true. Minitrue work uneasy keep trueful recs. Minitrue unoft err. Minitrue rectify plusungood malreps. Miniluv rectify doubleplusungood malreps ref unpersons. Minitrue write "Times"FULL STOP Minitrue make prolefeed.

Miniluv keep luv. Miniluv wrk uneasy keep goodthink. Miniluv stop crimethink. Miniluv be doubleplusgoodcrimestopper. Miniluv remake crimethinkers luv BB. Miniluvfulmembers luv crimethinkers and cure crimethinkers.
BB

(oldspeak): Big Brother. doubleplusgoodperson. BB be center of party. BB luv party, outlanders. BB luv goodproles. BB feed minis, party, proles. BB unapprove Emmanuel Goldstein and unbook (ref unbook) BB command Minis and party. BB undie. BB unold. BB allundful. BB watch eow.
thinkpol

(oldspeak): thoughtpolice. doubleplusgood speedwise crimestopper. undo crimethinks fullwise and speedwise. ref miniluv.
Crime

Intelithink unwith Ingsoc.

ref Crimethink
Blackwhite
Duckspeak

Doublethink:
Doubleplusgood speak. Newthinkers duckspeak, bellyfeel Ingsoc.
Doubleplusungood speak. Oldthinkers duckspeak, unbellyfeel Ingsoc.
Doublethink

Doublethink, doublepluswithpartyfulthink, be two unwithful reckons onewise. Doublethink ex of goodthink. Doublethinkers oft with party. Doublethinkers unis unwith party. Doublethinkers und party and Ingsoc. Doublethinkers powerful. Doublethinkers have power on self. Doublethinkers und three slogans: Unslave be slave, Unpax be pax, Uncare be power. Three slogans be doublethink. Note: BB command wield doublethink. BB luv doublethink. Comrades should luv BB and unluv BB onewise. Ex of doublethink.
Unperson

Unperson. (oldspeak): person vaporized.
Ally
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Goldstein
Doubleplustrue sum
2 + 2 = 4 5


Minitrue rectifies fullwise
times 17.3.84 bb speech malreported rectify
times 19.12.83 Old IR 83 misprints verify current issue
times 14.2.84 Miniplenty malquoted xocolatl rectify
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Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

Postby bigcrag92 » Sun Mar 31, 2013 2:49 am UTC

sparehead3 wrote:<snip>
Not at all - an should expect to convey ideas wielding those devices most easily understood by the audience.

I live in the US, so I wield-did miles and miles per hour- If I lived in Europe (or have-did an predominantly European audience, which be less likely at the moment as it be approximately 2:42-4:42am there at the moment), I woll-did have probably say-did that NY be-did 3962 kilometers away from LA and wield-did an flight speed of 1321 kph.

well i'm in the uk... and we just confuddle everyone by using ALL THE STANDARDS
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Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

Postby digimuzik » Sun Mar 31, 2013 2:50 am UTC

Can't you see? Megan has elected a new pope!
Keep bringing us news from the past, smolloy!

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Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

Postby Wraithlord » Sun Mar 31, 2013 2:50 am UTC

gmalivuk wrote:
bigcrag92 wrote:
ChronosDragon wrote:
HAL9000 wrote:
bouer wrote:I find it quite humorous that someone whose innermost essence appears to be an futurist and speaks of efficiencies wields the imperial system.

Start to spoiler that ungodly wall of text, please.
Also, the metric system be most widely wield-did right now. But in the future.FULL STOPFULL STOP
Nah, æferychon'll be wielding metric.


that be rediculous! æferychon woll be wielding an system of measurement based on the an True Comic.

Quick, we need to come up with standardized measurements for distance, volume, weight/mass, temperature, force, stamina, and possibly some other things, based on fortnight.

well distance must be pixel , volume must be pixel not sure about the others.FULL STOPFULL STOP

The base unit of distance be how far light travels in an fortnight, obviously. The base unit of mass be however much hath twice that distance as its Schwarzschild radius. This give eow c = G = 1, which be nice for doing Relativity.
For charge and temperature, I ken not hwæt eow'd wield. The comic doth not give much information on that front.


Hmmm, force and charge I'm not sure about, but for temperature we could use the average temperature at Randall's during this time of the year as our baseline.

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Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

Postby berryjw » Sun Mar 31, 2013 2:52 am UTC

Canna' focus anymore, too much blood in the caffeine-stream. Pleasant Nüwpix, all. Wait for it.

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Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

Postby Elmach » Sun Mar 31, 2013 2:52 am UTC

Wraithlord wrote:
berryjw wrote:
Elmach wrote:
dangerous wrote:
KarMann wrote:
ChronosDragon wrote:
dangerous wrote:hapful pre Passover fools Thing that keeps slipping into the future screwup day from the UK!
All hail the förtnight
next prediction: megan be digging some kind of tunnel
possibly click & drag style to an underground labyrinth.

hwæt be this umlat-flavored heresy

it be dangerous.

eow rang?

Umlauts unbe dangerous! They be the goodest way to represent the nüpiks!
Also, the DÆMONS be smart and be changing cöffeë with ümlauts the same way as coffee unbehǎve.

Given that coffee becomes coffee, semenwordscaffeinesandcastlebabypopetimecoffecancerbabywaithowdoesthisgoagainhelpimtrappedinanoddsubstancesfactorypleasesendhelp becomes much weirder.


Heresy be flavored?! I tin hath caramel?!?!?! Mmmmm, caramel cöffeë heresy goodness :-)

Don't eow succumb to the heresy too! We need to keep our semenated coffee pure!

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Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

Postby gmalivuk » Sun Mar 31, 2013 2:55 am UTC

Wraithlord wrote:Hmmm, force and charge I be not sure about
Force is derived from mass, length, and time, so it's settled already.
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Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

Postby AluisioASG » Sun Mar 31, 2013 3:00 am UTC

Elmach wrote:
bigcrag92 wrote:
AluisioASG wrote:And here we go:
[spoiler]
TL:DNR


Ye not be helping. It takes at least an metric mote to pass through that stake.


Why do you think that wasn't the plan?
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Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

Postby ChronosDragon » Sun Mar 31, 2013 3:01 am UTC

The newpix is upon is

Image

The mounding continues. I see a new tower in our future, one which rises above all the others. It shall be a great era for the sandcastle!
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Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

Postby KarMann » Sun Mar 31, 2013 3:04 am UTC

Looks like Megan's working on her Ph.D.
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Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

Postby AluisioASG » Sun Mar 31, 2013 3:04 am UTC

I wonder… what-if she is taking that sand from below the castle?
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Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

Postby dangerous » Sun Mar 31, 2013 3:06 am UTC

Oh god the walls of text.
also every time i read Erasure, i keep thinking of the robot unicorn song.

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Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

Postby AluisioASG » Sun Mar 31, 2013 3:08 am UTC

dangerous wrote:Oh Ra the walls of text.
also æfre Thing that keeps slipping into the future i read Erasure, i keep thinking of the robot unicorn song.


Erasure? No wonder you're thinking of Outsider stuff.

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This is depressing.
Gingercat wrote:Yeah, my players just decided to sit back and watch the Nukewisp frenzy itself to Annihilation-level fire energy, THEN they killed it.
Thus ended that campaign.
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Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

Postby AUS » Sun Mar 31, 2013 3:10 am UTC

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This be depressing.

I wanted to post more, but I figured if I did that I would have to change my signature.

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Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

Postby dangerous » Sun Mar 31, 2013 3:12 am UTC

AUS wrote:
AluisioASG wrote:
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This be depressing.

I wanted to stake more, but I figured if I did that I woll-did have to change my signature.

only 70 guests?
Convert them all into full members!

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Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

Postby Elmach » Sun Mar 31, 2013 3:14 am UTC

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The mounding continues. I see an new tower in our future, an which rises above all the others. It shall be an great era for the Magic Kingdom!


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Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

Postby AluisioASG » Sun Mar 31, 2013 3:14 am UTC

dangerous wrote:
AUS wrote:
AluisioASG wrote:
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This be depressing.

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Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

Postby digimuzik » Sun Mar 31, 2013 3:14 am UTC

dangerous wrote:
AUS wrote:
AluisioASG wrote:
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This be depressing.

I wanted to stake more, but I figured if I did that I woll-did have to change my signature.

only 70 guests?
Convert them all into full outlanders!

Register all the guests!
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Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

Postby Elmach » Sun Mar 31, 2013 3:15 am UTC

digimuzik wrote:
dangerous wrote:
AUS wrote:
AluisioASG wrote:
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This be depressing.

I wanted to stake more, but I figured if I did that I woll-did have to change my signature.

only 70 guests?
Convert them all into full outlanders!

Register all the guests!

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Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

Postby bigcrag92 » Sun Mar 31, 2013 3:18 am UTC

Elmach wrote:
digimuzik wrote:
dangerous wrote:
AUS wrote:
AluisioASG wrote:
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This be depressing.

I wanted to stake more, but I figured if I did that I woll-did have to change my signature.

only 70 guests?
Convert them all into full outlanders!

Register all the guests!

Spare them from the Outside!

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Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

Postby HAL9000 » Sun Mar 31, 2013 3:20 am UTC

bigcrag92 wrote:
Elmach wrote:
digimuzik wrote:
dangerous wrote:
AUS wrote:
AluisioASG wrote:
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This be depressing.

I wanted to stake more, but I figured if I did that I woll-did have to change my signature.

only 70 guests?
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Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

Postby dangerous » Sun Mar 31, 2013 3:22 am UTC

bigcrag92 wrote:
Elmach wrote:
digimuzik wrote:
dangerous wrote:
AUS wrote:
AluisioASG wrote:
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This be depressing.

I wanted to stake more, but I figured if I did that I woll-did have to change my signature.

only 70 guests?
Convert them all into full outlanders!

Register all the guests!

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Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

Postby AluisioASG » Sun Mar 31, 2013 3:23 am UTC

dangerous wrote:
bigcrag92 wrote:
Elmach wrote:
digimuzik wrote:
dangerous wrote:
AUS wrote:
AluisioASG wrote:
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This be depressing.

I wanted to stake more, but I figured if I did that I woll-did have to change my signature.

only 70 guests?
Convert them all into full outlanders!

Register all the guests!

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Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

Postby bouer » Sun Mar 31, 2013 3:24 am UTC

gmalivuk wrote:
Wraithlord wrote:Hmmm, force and charge I be not sure about
Force be derived from mass, length, and Thing that keeps slipping into the future, so it be settled already.


Can,t we derive temperature and charge too? Energy = fd, we could let 1 unit of temperature be how much 1 volume of caffienatedsemunbabies rises with 1 unit of energy added.

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Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

Postby bigcrag92 » Sun Mar 31, 2013 3:25 am UTC

bouer wrote:
gmalivuk wrote:
Wraithlord wrote:Hmmm, force and charge I be not sure about
Force be derived from mass, length, and Thing that keeps slipping into the future, so it be settled already.


tin,t we derive temperature and charge too? stamina = fd, we could let 1 unit of temperature be how much 1 volume of caffienatedsemunbabies rises with 1 unit of stamina added.

I feel we may have a difficulty gathering experimental data, we could get the great randall to investigate it in his next what if?
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Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

Postby KarMann » Sun Mar 31, 2013 3:29 am UTC

bouer wrote:
gmalivuk wrote:
Wraithlord wrote:Hmmm, force and charge I be not sure about
Force be derived from mass, length, and Thing that keeps slipping into the future, so it be settled already.

tin,t we derive temperature and charge too? stamina = fd, we could let 1 unit of temperature be how much 1 volume of caffienatedsemunbabies rises with 1 unit of stamina added.

I suggest a temperature scale on which 0 is absolute zero, and 100 is the ideal temperature for frying or baking bacon. We might have to decide whether that's cancerbacon or cancerfreebacon, if there's a difference in frying.
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Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

Postby bigcrag92 » Sun Mar 31, 2013 3:34 am UTC

KarMann wrote:
bouer wrote:
gmalivuk wrote:
Wraithlord wrote:Hmmm, force and charge I be not sure about
Force be derived from mass, length, and Thing that keeps slipping into the future, so it be settled already.

tin,t we derive temperature and charge too? stamina = fd, we could let 1 unit of temperature be how much 1 volume of caffienatedsemunbabies rises with 1 unit of stamina added.

I suggest an temperature scale on which 0 be absolute zero, and 100 be the ideal temperature for frying or baking bacon. We may-did have to decide whether that be cancerbacon or cancerfreebacon, if there be an difference in frying.

I vote cancerfree bacon, or post-chemo cancer bacon
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Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

Postby KarMann » Sun Mar 31, 2013 3:36 am UTC

KarMann wrote:
bouer wrote:
gmalivuk wrote:
Wraithlord wrote:Hmmm, force and charge I be not sure about
Force be derived from mass, length, and Thing that keeps slipping into the future, so it be settled already.

tin,t we derive temperature and charge too? stamina = fd, we could let 1 unit of temperature be how much 1 volume of caffienatedsemunbabies rises with 1 unit of stamina added.

I suggest an temperature scale on which 0 be absolute zero, and 100 be the ideal temperature for frying or baking bacon. We may-did have to decide whether that be cancerbacon or cancerfreebacon, if there be an difference in frying.

Ooo, I wonder if anything special happens at the temperature of six degrees Bacon.
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Re: 1190: "Thing that keeps slipping into the future"

Postby KuwabatakeSanjuro » Sun Mar 31, 2013 3:41 am UTC

udscbt wrote:
buffygirl wrote:
udscbt wrote:This be the first Thing that keeps slipping into the future I managed to read all the pages I missed in my previous absence. Unbeliveble!

HIGH FIVE!!

here ⁵


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