1190: "Time"

[azule]

Your hat's the same as the last one. also, why would we burn them? BURN ALL THE HATS!

The last one was green. ish

Oh. Fine, you win. *slumps off*

[AionArap]

Your hat's the same as the last one. also, why would we burn them? BURN ALL THE HATS!

The last one was green. ish

Oh. Fine, you win. *slumps off*

Yay. Do I get a prize?

[buffygirl]

My next hat! [I call this AionArap-Red Hat]
Previous Hats:

Spoiler:

Roundcap Hat Baseball Hat Borgias-1 Hat
Cowboy Hat AionArap-Green Hat AionArap-Red Hat

500full-forhat3-ALL HATS-from-AionArap-red-smlr2.jpg

Nice, but didn't you have a second borgias hat as well? Messed up the attachments again?

Yep. Here it is!
Borgias-2 Hat

[KarMann]

Your hat's the same as the last one. also, why would we burn them? BURN ALL THE HATS!

Stone him! Stone the heretic!

What? This isn't #505? OK, then, sand the heretic!

Edit: URLify it

[buffygirl]

And calling yourself a 'timewatcher cardinal'.

I never did it!

Thank you, I accept. I am now Timewatcher Cardinal Buffygirl. Yay me!

Uhhh ...

[azule]

Yay. Do I get a prize?

Um... Here's a *cookie.










*Not for oral consumption.

[Smithers]

Yay. Do I get a prize?

Um... Here's a *cookie.










*Not for oral consumption.

http://dawnchapel.com/2010/07/firefox-has-crashed/

[bulova]

penis

Yes, I do have one.

So do I, on occasion.

Where do you put it? ... and I dare ask, when in use, and when in storage...

I can't help but think of this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIUk08iYZKE

I hadn't heard that one . I'm of a different generation, I guess.

[Smithers]

penis

Yes, I do have one.

So do I, on occasion.

Where do you put it? ... and I dare ask, when in use, and when in storage...

I can't help but think of this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIUk08iYZKE

I hadn't heard that one . I'm of a different generation, I guess.

http://jephjacques.com/post/1023303066/dicks-preposition-me

[Smithers]

Be he giving the tower breasts?

[SBN]

Be he giving the tower breasts?

They have some resemblance. Not as much as his arches had.

[buffygirl]

penis

Yes, I do have one.

So do I, on occasion.

Where do you put it? ... and I dare ask, when in use, and when in storage...

I can't help but think of this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIUk08iYZKE

LURVE that song!!

[KarMann]

penis

Yes, I do have one.

So do I, on occasion.

Where do you put it? ... and I dare ask, when in use, and when in storage...

I can't help but think of this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIUk08iYZKE

LURVE that song!!

I'm at work, so I'd rather not play it just now, but I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that someone finally referenced the song "Detachable Penis"? I was going to bring that up, myself.

[macraw83]

penis

Yes, I do have one.

So do I, on occasion.

Where do you put it? ... and I dare ask, when in use, and when in storage...

I can't help but think of this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIUk08iYZKE

I hadn't heard that one . I'm of a different generation, I guess.

What generation might that be?

The song came out in 1991ish, when I was merely a toddler, but I have heard it on the radio a handful of times within the last decade or so.

LURVE that song!!

Of course, you, of all people, would like it.

I'm at work, so I'd rather not play it just now, but I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that someone finally referenced the song "Detachable Penis"? I was going to bring that up, myself.

Yep. That'd be me.

[buffygirl]

newhat

Spoiler:

Hat on fire :( I'm being oppressed!

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EDITS related to getting the right image!

[KarMann]

newhat

That's hot.

[htom]

newhat

That's hot.

On fire!

[bulova]

penis

Yes, I do have one.

So do I, on occasion.

Where do you put it? ... and I dare ask, when in use, and when in storage...

I can't help but think of this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIUk08iYZKE

I hadn't heard that one . I'm of a different generation, I guess.

What generation might that be?

The song came out in 1991ish, when I was merely a toddler, but I have heard it on the radio a handful of times within the last decade or so.

LURVE that song!!

Of course, you, of all people, would like it.

I'm at work, so I'd rather not play it just now, but I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that someone finally referenced the song "Detachable Penis"? I was going to bring that up, myself.

Yep. That'd be me.

In 1991 ish, I had two toddlers of my own plus a 13 year old daughter --I hope no one in our home was listening to detachable penis songs.

[Kieryn]

Just did an analysis of the average fluid level of the right-most 80 pixel columns since NP 191.
There is some inaccuracy due to the floating point math i used, but it's close enough to visualize what's going on.

(Spoiler: level up to newpix 647 is displayed)

Spoiler:

Edit: the h-scale is exaggerated by a factor of 10.

[buffygirl]

LURVE that song!!

Of course, you, of all people, would like it.

THBBBT!!

[buffygirl]

newhat

That's hawt.

FTFY

[macraw83]

penis

Yes, I do have one.

So do I, on occasion.

Where do you put it? ... and I dare ask, when in use, and when in storage...

I can't help but think of this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIUk08iYZKE

I hadn't heard that one . I'm of a different generation, I guess.

What generation might that be?

The song came out in 1991ish, when I was merely a toddler, but I have heard it on the radio a handful of times within the last decade or so.

LURVE that song!!

Of course, you, of all people, would like it.

I'm at work, so I'd rather not play it just now, but I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that someone finally referenced the song "Detachable Penis"? I was going to bring that up, myself.

Yep. That'd be me.

In 1991 ish, I had two toddlers of my own plus a 13 year old daughter --I hope no one in our home was listening to detachable penis songs.

Haha, fair enough.

[macraw83]

LURVE that song!!

Of course, you, of all people, would like it.

THBBBT!!

I am very sorry, I meant no great offense, your Cardinalship.

[SBN]

So, what's everyone think Megan is up to now? Building more castles? Looking at the river? Waiting?

[Kieryn]

Newpix 336

[boozledorf]

Unless I miscounted, this should actually be Newpix 335.

[ChronosDragon]

Just did an analysis of the average fluid level of the right-most 80 pixel columns since NP 191.
There is some inaccuracy due to the floating point math i used, but it's close enough to visualize what's going on.



Edit: the h-scale is exaggerated by a factor of 10.

That's quite impressive, what'd you use to do that?

[mattiep]

I think she's doing some Mount Rushmore type thing in the middle there.

There is a head on top of the center thing. This is clearly 1/4 of Mount Rushmore, therefore I claim victory.

[Kieryn]

Just did an analysis of the average fluid level of the right-most 80 pixel columns since NP 191.
There is some inaccuracy due to the floating point math i used, but it's close enough to visualize what's going on.

(Spoiler: level up to newpix 647 is displayed)

Spoiler:

Edit: the h-scale is exaggerated by a factor of 10.

That's quite impressive, what'd you use to do that?

Thanks -- just used blitz3d, an old directx graphics wrapper. Same thing i used to do this: http://kieryn.com/xkcd-time/
Going to bed for now. Wait for it.

[htom]

Just did an analysis of the average fluid level of the right-most 80 pixel columns since NP 191.
There is some inaccuracy due to the floating point math i used, but it's close enough to visualize what's going on.



Edit: the h-scale is exaggerated by a factor of 10.

That's quite impressive, what'd you use to do that?

Thanks -- just used blitz3d, an old directx graphics wrapper. Same thing i used to do this: http://kieryn.com/xkcd-time/
Going to bed for now. Wait for it.

Well, either the tide is not rising on a sinusoidal curve, it's not a tide (maybe a flood), or it is a tide and we can use the heights to make a clock.

[SBN]

Unless I miscounted, this should actually be Newpix 335.

Right, but it currently shows as frame 336 in The Book of Aubron. There is a blank frame 290. (When the people mourned for the wait between newpix did not decrease with the ending of the Outsider weekend.)

[Smithers]

Unless I miscounted, this should actually be Newpix 335.

Right, but it currently shows as frame 336 in The Book of Aubron. There is a blank frame 290. (When the people mourned for the wait between newpix did not decrease with the ending of the Outsider weekend.)

Alas, as are all things in the world of outsiders, the Book of Aubron be an imperfect reflection of the flow of time, although it be closer than most.

[Moose Anus]

I'd like to trebuchet YOUR sand castle!

[KuwabatakeSanjuro]

Wow. ic have been away for something like 100 fortnight, and there be 80 new pages to this needle-pulled thing. ic woll never be able to read it all.FULL STOPFULL STOP tin someone enlighten me on the current topics of discussion?

Helper be Vatican Milliner's Perfect Customer of the Thing that keeps slippin' (slippin', slippin') into the futurewatchersWaiters.
Buffygirl (an cardinal) may-did be possessed, or may-did just be hat/voting-crazed.

FTFY, heretic.

Sorry, ic just consider myself an Initiate of Thing that keeps slipping into the future.

Initiates of Time are fine, and the TimeWaiters are fine, but the TimeWatchers are nothing more than small-minded heretics. Do not forget the distinction.

Ïa Ran'dall! Ïa Cthulhu!

Wraithlord, the Anti-Pope

All this trouble over trying to combine Wait with -er (suffix for designating people around an object/action). What if we used an alternative suffix? Like, a Time Waiteer. Like a pioneer, but for waiting. Also, it sounds like you are saying 'wait here', which is kinda funny.
(Waitier just sounds like something is heavier, and Waityer is enh.)

[Smithers]

I'd like to trebuchet YOUR sand castle!

Well I'd like to rebuild a large mound in its place, about which many forum visitors will suggest incorrect theories as to its purpose, until someone else takes over the building and then I depart to the left of the set.
I'm not doing too well at this 'snappy comeback' lark, am I?

[KarMann]

Just did an analysis of the average fluid level of the right-most 80 pixel columns since NP 191.
There is some inaccuracy due to the floating point math i used, but it's close enough to visualize what's going on.



Edit: the h-scale is exaggerated by a factor of 10.

That's quite impressive, what'd you use to do that?

Thanks -- just used blitz3d, an old directx graphics wrapper. Same thing i used to do this: http://kieryn.com/xkcd-time/
Going to bed for now. Wait for it.

Well, either the tide is not rising on a sinusoidal curve, it's not a tide (maybe a flood), or it is a tide and we can use the heights to make a clock.

Or the time within the One True Comic is passing at different rates between NewPices, which might necessitate some form of Theory of Relativity.

[SBN]

All this trouble over trying to combine Wait with -er (suffix for designating people around an object/action). What if we used an alternative suffix? Like, a Time Waiteer. Like a pioneer, but for waiting. Also, it sounds like you are saying 'wait here', which is kinda funny.
(Waitier just sounds like something is heavier, and Waityer is enh.)

Oh, sure. We're how many periods in and Now you show up with the voice of reason? A week ago we'd have made you at least a Cardinal for that.

[ChronosDragon]

I'd like to trebuchet YOUR sand castle!

Well I'd like to rebuild a large mound in its place, about which many forum visitors will suggest incorrect theories as to its purpose, until someone else takes over the building and then I depart to the left of the set.
I'm not doing too well at this 'snappy comeback' lark, am I?

He seems to be continuing to mound the mound. Also quoted for new page.

[KarMann]

Wow. ic have been away for something like 100 fortnight, and there be 80 new pages to this needle-pulled thing. ic woll never be able to read it all.FULL STOPFULL STOP tin someone enlighten me on the current topics of discussion?

Helper be Vatican Milliner's Perfect Customer of the Thing that keeps slippin' (slippin', slippin') into the futurewatchersWaiters.
Buffygirl (an cardinal) may-did be possessed, or may-did just be hat/voting-crazed.

FTFY, heretic.

Sorry, ic just consider myself an Initiate of Thing that keeps slipping into the future.

Initiates of Time are fine, and the TimeWaiters are fine, but the TimeWatchers are nothing more than small-minded heretics. Do not forget the distinction.

Ïa Ran'dall! Ïa Cthulhu!

Wraithlord, the Anti-Pope

All this trouble over trying to combine Wait with -er (suffix for designating people around an object/action). What if we used an alternative suffix? Like, a Time Waiteer. Like a pioneer, but for waiting. Also, it sounds like you are saying 'wait here', which is kinda funny.
(Waitier just sounds like something is heavier, and Waityer is enh.)

But, do pioneers really pion??

[htom]

He's working on the feet, there are the breasts, the head ... it's a sarcophagus! He's entombed Megan!