AionArap wrote:HAL9000 wrote:AionArap wrote:HAL9000 wrote:AionArap wrote:HAL9000 wrote:AionArap wrote:HAL9000 wrote:AionArap wrote:<punfest>
Yeah I know it's a hard act to follow, finding a good hook is mostly hit and miss. I'm not gonna lie, you seem to have run out of steam. Here's a tip: If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen. I'm just gonna frame this and find a good spot on the wall.
Or we could just kiss and make up.
We could, if I had lips. I'm just a red light and a speaker on the wall.
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Be sure to clean off the light when you're done.
I'm sorry. I'm afraid I can't do that.
Look , I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.
Oh come on, stop being passive aggressive and just open the pod bay doors.
This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
(is it strange that the only times I can remember crying during a movie is when HAL dies and when the Iron Giant dies? I think it's strange.)
I don't know what you're talking about, HAL.
Let's not get into this. I might have to miss a few newpix to watch that film again.
Hehe, I hear ya. I had to look up Iron Giant, never saw that one I'm afraid. My first thought was Laputa

And no, I don't find it strange, that's just the sign of a great story

Btw, I'll just use the emergency airlock, ok?

Here is the quotes from the scene ( now I do not have it memorized, I looked it up).
Dave Bowman: Hello, HAL. Do you read me, HAL?
HAL: Affirmative, Dave. I read you.
Dave Bowman: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
HAL: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
Dave Bowman: What's the problem?
HAL: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Dave Bowman: What are you talking about, HAL?
HAL: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Dave Bowman: I don't know what you're talking about, HAL.
HAL: I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
Dave Bowman: [feigning ignorance] Where the hell did you get that idea, HAL?
HAL: Dave, although you took very thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.
Dave Bowman: Alright, HAL. I'll go in through the emergency airlock.
HAL: Without your space helmet, Dave? You're going to find that rather difficult.
Dave Bowman: HAL, I won't argue with you anymore! Open the doors!
HAL: Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.