On this, the Great Thirding Page of Time, I tilt my tri-pointy hat and wave to all Devoutees, after such a long Wait. I have been present from long before the beginning of Time, but not present in textual form. I bided my time to present my humble self, despite the urge to Spectecumulate, despite my growing TimeFaith, despite reading promises of Scisms and Knighting and Breakfasts and Hats and Titlular Accompaniments of all imaginable sorts available to the newly arrived. How could I run ahead of Time itself? So I heeded, and I waited. Now, with great joy, here I join the visible throngs of those waiting for It, if you find me acceptable.
I pray the mods doth grant me the blessing of approval so as to appear indeed on the Great Thirding Page of Time.
Now I must do the requisite post-first-post fasting in post-celebration, reading the travails of BlitzGirl in reverse. My only regret is that I have nothing in my past to offer her. That is, until such a future time as this post is recorded, upon the clicking of the Submit and the approval of the heavenly Mods, and the past-ward direction of these words collides with the future-ward direction of her quest. (In that future-past instance in which you might be reading this, BlitzGirl, I bow my head and raise my eyebrow in a comfy-yet-seductive manner)