FayZee wrote:kryton wrote:mscha wrote:lmjb1964 wrote:kryton wrote:<snip>
This was funny. However, I can't help but point out that it's "endeavo(u)r" with an "a." Also, offal is, from WIkipdia, "variety meats or organ meats, refers to the internal organs and entrails of a butchered animal." I hope that's not what we're covered in after traversing Time. That would be awful. (get it? awful? offal?)
I think the offal is intended, and makes sense: that's what's left of the cancerbabies in the sea after many NewPages have past, no?
What I'm missing from kryton's hilarious post (I bet Douglas Adams is ROFLing in his grave) is: how can I get my towel serviced?
The management would like to thank you for your suggestion that will benefit other travelers and has hired the Alternatine History Engineerinc ltd. to retroactively make the stay of the past travelers more enjoyable than it was. Feel free to peruse the premises at
I really enjoyed the original amusing post when I came upon it, but the later edits rock even more.
Each edit was d-e-l-i-c-i-o-u-s in its wording. I could visualise the exact demeanour of the speakhhhhh writer.
Rest Stop Imperpetuate is pleased to announce the station has obtained the required 5 forumpages descent into the past and has activated its interquantum reactor, ensuring that it is active and ready for Blitzgirl and her pilgrims following in her footsteps. For those wishing to tour the facility, the portal (link above) is still active. We are delighted that you have shown interest in the services that Rest Stop Imperpetuate can offer to the most discriminating customers, and look forward to future business that will has already been concluded. For those who wish to engage in the thrill and excitement of trespass and vandalism, we applaud your adventurous spirit and desire that you feel assured that the hiring staff at R.S.I has gone to excess in hiring the most congenial and professional of private police officers, attorneys, judges, and prison guards, so that your apprehension, prosecution and incarceration will be among the high points of your foreshortened existence and a tale you will joyfully convey to your family members as you converse with them on the alternate Tuesday visitation days through our exclusive Dolby 32.5 surround sound prison-visitation intercom system.