Welcome BlitzGirl! I have been Waiting For It since the Beginning Of Time, and have done so in humble and quiet contemplation. But the glorious culmination of your quest has made me realize that, just as without black there is no white, and without the sea
1 there is no shore, thus also without sound there is no silence.
You have Waited For It in a way that no other has, and that few others ever will. That is of course a personal blessing for you
(which I envy, since I have not always been fully in the moment myself, even as I was experiencing Time in real time). But what is far greater than that is that by not being silent you have left behind a truly Holy Book - the Gospel of BlitzGirl - which shall be an inspiration for generations to come as they seek to experience Time after time has moved on.
In witness thereof, as
Pope of the Order of the Holy Contradiction, do I hereby consecrate the
Gospel of BlitzGirl, to be counted among the Most Holy Records, along side the
Book of Aubron, the
Book of Geekwagon, the
The Wiki Of Time, and the uncollected charts that have yet to be assembled into a proper Book.
And I consecrate
you, bestowing upon thee the title of
BlitzGirl.
Note that in this usage BlitzGirl is a title, not a name. Even as we speak there are others who are pursuing the same quest as the one you so brilliantly consummated. You are
BlitzGirl the First, and they shall acquire the title "BlitzGirl the Next" when they complete their pilgrimage.
And now, O Exalted One, I have a query, a place in my soul where I hope for enlightenment, should it perchance come. Having gone through the unique experience of your Most Holy Quest, an experience which most of us have not been blessed with, what words of wisdom do you, from your unique perspective, have to offer us mortal souls as we Wait For It?
Contemplate the question if you wish - there is no need to rush (and no expectation that you have words at the ready for such a deep question). We'll wait for it.
May you be blessed with much time, and much Time, for which to wait.
Jose
1 or the riveredit to add: Acts of the Clerics (to which this is a prologue) (on xkcd wiki) / BlitzGirl's wisdom / next(NP 539)-->