Dracomax wrote:StratPlayer wrote:Spoiler:Dracomax wrote:Opiboble wrote:Dracomax wrote:StratPlayer wrote:Kieryn wrote:StratPlayer wrote:mscha wrote:BlitzGirl wrote:Caffeinatedmaplebaconlollipops might be a suitable alternative...
That looks ... horrible. Something must be wrong with the Outside if it contains such things. I'm never leaving the safe environment of the OTT anymore.StratPlayer wrote:Kieryn wrote:Apologies to anyone that tried to view my site and got a 503. For some reason my app pool crashed. Restarted it and I'm running again. Will check the logs tonight.
Also, sorry that the user pages are so slow. I will see what optimizations I can make there.
The fora servers took a dump (technical term for FUBAR'd) earlier -- your app relies on them, so your site might have suffered some collateral damage...
Either that, or Kieryn actually caused the forum downtime. And probably also caused the newpix duplication somehow.
Could be! Maybe his app crashed and kept hammering the fora servers in a looping DoS attack, and it caused a quantum memory-core cascading bit-flux that rippled back to GLR's server, duplicating the existing newpix and rehashing it through a cross-modal time distortion.
It could happen...
Not yet .. at least from my site. I'm still on manual data updates for now. I only hit the fora servers once a day or so, when I'm home1, and only the past 50 NP's or so.
1[Heresy]After 8pm Eastern2[/Heresy]
2How do you say that in newpix3?
3I guess it would be something like 24 <= (np mod 24) > 20
Hmmmmmm..... Ok, but I'm not 100% convinced. Quantum memory-core cascading bit-fluxes are fluky beasts, and don't always require the affected devices to be on-line at the same time. Solar flares, a hiccup in gravitational density, or a butterfly flapping its wings in China can set them off.
But then you just reverse the polarity of the neutron flux, triplicate the flammability of port, and Set up a quantum flux in the ion field of the positronic server, and you are good to go.
I may watch too much Science fiction...
But how are you going to compensate the fluctuations in the earths magnetic field?
If you set up a stable proton/antiproton field around your flux core, you can induce a temporal singularity which stabilizes gravitational fluxing.
No! You can't use proton/anti-protons unless you recalibrate the farfenugen valve first, and then oscillate the quasi-stabalizing temporal pathways for the induced osmotic Feng-shuei effect!
Sheesh... You want to blow us all to smithereens?!?!
It's actually quite simple so long as you stabilize the magnetoferric field using a plasma injunction from the Inverse Schwartzchild generator. Of course, It can only be accessed using a 3 quarters flagel nut, 45 CCs of mimmoth grease, and tuning fork in the key of G flat.
I find that using a spindizzy and a well-focused Bethe blaster does adequately, and gives much faster access.