BlitzGirl wrote: Actually, I can't really update the ottification. Here's why: to create it, I took the list of unintentional OTT haiku harvested by Angelastic, snipped out a syllable to make them fit the original, then took pairs of rhyming (or near-rhyming) pseudo-haiku and used those to create my version of the song (hence why there's a different OTTer for each of the original-line frames). I kind of ottified myself into a corner, I guess.
That is a really 4 idea, and if you want to fill in more of it, and if someone wants to supply updated plain text files of the OTT, I'd gladly supply an updated list of haiku.
ETA: Or I could just get a list of usernames from the thread see if the app I wrote yips ago (incidentally, to make a translation of Tom Lehrer's 'The Elements', which is to the same tune, although the translation wasn't) to fit a list of random words into a given line length and rhyme scheme still works.
EATA: Wait a minip! I'm pope! No wait; the papacy was disbanded. I'm a monarch! A monarch fluttermolpy! And I decree that some time either before the end of the dip or before the end of this NP (whichever comes last) you do something you often want to do but usually stop yourself from doing (e.g. eat so-called 'unhealthy' cake, apply for your dream job, etc.) Just obey Wheaton's Law and don't fall off any metaphorical wagons. You don't have to tell the thread what it was, but if you do, make your post somewhat relevant to non-decreeful things.