You must not say duck

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Re: You must not say duck

Postby firesoul31 » Mon Mar 17, 2014 11:43 pm UTC

Hey, I never said
firesoul31 wrote:Dunotck
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Re: You must not say duck

Postby Who » Tue Mar 18, 2014 12:15 am UTC

Why do you people keep ruining streaks?

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Re: You must not say duck

Postby firesoul31 » Tue Mar 18, 2014 12:55 am UTC

I'm not ruining any streaks, I just wanted to say
firesoul31 wrote:Dunotck

Look closely
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Re: You must not say duck

Postby patzer » Tue Mar 18, 2014 4:28 am UTC

I have this script installed which ruins the effect firesoul was aiming for.

Also, DUCΚ
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family Anatidae on our hands. –Douglas Adams

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Re: You must not say duck

Postby cyanyoshi » Tue Mar 18, 2014 5:32 am UTC

Goose!

Go suck a d*ck.

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Re: You must not say duck

Postby Lawrencelot » Tue Mar 18, 2014 3:25 pm UTC

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Re: You must not say duck

Postby patzer » Tue Mar 18, 2014 7:18 pm UTC

d*ck
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family Anatidae on our hands. –Douglas Adams

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Re: You must not say duck

Postby Who » Tue Mar 18, 2014 7:45 pm UTC

Cake.

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Re: You must not say duck

Postby cyanyoshi » Thu Mar 20, 2014 5:50 am UTC

waterfowl? more like what...are...fowl???

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Re: You must not say duck

Postby ArDeeJ » Thu Mar 20, 2014 10:27 am UTC

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puzzles (bad) | tweets (worse) | they pronouns

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Re: You must not say duck

Postby Sean Quixote » Thu Mar 20, 2014 11:39 pm UTC

New baby buggy.

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Re: You must not say duck

Postby cyanyoshi » Sun Mar 23, 2014 12:38 am UTC

Sean Quixote wrote:New baby buggy.

tch

maybe there should be a similar challenge in the XKCD:sw thread about not saying "turtle" or "turtles"

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Re: You must not say duck

Postby freezeblade » Mon Mar 24, 2014 5:54 pm UTC

So....ducks then?

wait, what if mod madness changes the word "duck" into something else. does that mean this thread will win?
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Re: You must no say duck

Postby Cloudy_the_Conqueror » Sun Mar 30, 2014 6:33 am UTC


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Re: You must no say duck

Postby Sean Quixote » Sun Mar 30, 2014 8:11 am UTC

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Re: You must not say duck

Postby voicedotter » Sun Apr 06, 2014 10:54 am UTC

why does a banana quack exist?

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Re: You must not say duck

Postby cyanyoshi » Sun Apr 06, 2014 6:45 pm UTC

Hey! (bum bum bum)
Got any grapes?

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Re: You must not say duck

Postby Neil_Boekend » Mon Apr 07, 2014 6:58 am UTC

Let's help you guys a bit.
Quack!
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

patzer's signature wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!

he/him/his

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Re: You must not say duck

Postby Sean Quixote » Mon Apr 07, 2014 11:21 pm UTC

voicedotter wrote:why does a banana quack exist?

...To get to the other side?

...Because seven ate nine?

...The Aristocrats?

...Orange you glad I didn't say duck?

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Re: You must not say duck

Postby voicedotter » Tue Apr 08, 2014 4:46 am UTC

Curse you Sean, why must you say the animal that goes quack?

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Re: You must not say duck

Postby cyanyoshi » Wed Apr 09, 2014 3:39 am UTC

Ancay eway aysay uckday inway otherway anguageslay?

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Re: You must not say f*ck

Postby Neil_Boekend » Wed Apr 09, 2014 6:08 am UTC

Not saying it, not saying it.
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

patzer's signature wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!

he/him/his

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Re: You must not say duck

Postby Lukasmah » Wed Apr 09, 2014 6:26 pm UTC

Pickle.


I'm not sure if there is more than one person who'll get this joke, but ine definitely will...

Except he suddenly became inactive..

Sh*t.

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Re: You must not say duck

Postby freezeblade » Wed Apr 09, 2014 8:32 pm UTC

is the joke ducks?
Belial wrote:I am not even in the same country code as "the mood for this shit."

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Re: You must not say duck

Postby voicedotter » Fri Apr 11, 2014 10:49 am UTC

annoying quackers...

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Re: You must not say duck

Postby Sean Quixote » Fri Apr 11, 2014 6:25 pm UTC

Gilbert Gottfried.

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Re: You must not say d*ck

Postby Neil_Boekend » Mon Apr 14, 2014 5:53 am UTC

Quack, quack quack.
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

patzer's signature wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!

he/him/his

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Re: You must not say duck

Postby freezeblade » Mon Apr 14, 2014 7:41 pm UTC

if she...weighs the same as a duck...
then she's made of wood
-therefore?-
*pause*
a witch!
Belial wrote:I am not even in the same country code as "the mood for this shit."

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Re: You must not say dick

Postby Neil_Boekend » Tue Apr 15, 2014 9:31 am UTC

quack
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

patzer's signature wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!

he/him/his

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Re: You must not say duck

Postby Nylonathatep » Sat Apr 19, 2014 12:19 pm UTC

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Happy Easter Everybody!

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Re: You must not say duck

Postby Who » Sun Apr 20, 2014 3:41 am UTC

CAKE.

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Re: You must not say duck

Postby freezeblade » Mon Apr 21, 2014 6:23 pm UTC

DUCK SEASON
Belial wrote:I am not even in the same country code as "the mood for this shit."

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CHECK THE TITLE OF YOUR POSTS

Postby Rhombic » Mon Apr 21, 2014 8:54 pm UTC

You realise that each one of your posts have a title... and in each one of the title there's a word that constantly appears, being Rhombic (myself) the first one to post anything without it. Everyone adore me forever.

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Re: CHECK THE TITLE OF YOUR POSTS

Postby freezeblade » Mon Apr 21, 2014 9:29 pm UTC

Rhombic wrote:You realise that each one of your posts have a title... and in each one of the title there's a word that constantly appears, being Rhombic (myself) the first one to post anything without it. Everyone adore me forever.


nah. this was done way earlier in the post. the fact that people keep saying the D word means that we still keep losing.


also. ducks.
Belial wrote:I am not even in the same country code as "the mood for this shit."

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Re: You must not say duck

Postby Sean Quixote » Mon Apr 21, 2014 11:18 pm UTC

freezeblade wrote:DUCK SEASON

SWEET. WHAT DOES MINE SAY.

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Re: You must not say duck

Postby Neil_Boekend » Tue Apr 22, 2014 8:13 am UTC

quack
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

patzer's signature wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!

he/him/his

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Re: You must not say duck

Postby adnapemit » Tue Apr 22, 2014 10:29 am UTC

!iH
.kcud kcud kcuD

Ermm..opps...I mean...duck.
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DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK

Postby freezeblade » Tue Apr 22, 2014 3:25 pm UTC

Sean Quixote wrote:
freezeblade wrote:DUCK SEASON

SWEET. WHAT DOES MINE SAY.

RABBIT SEASON!
Belial wrote:I am not even in the same country code as "the mood for this shit."

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Re: You must not say duck

Postby Whizbang » Tue Apr 22, 2014 3:27 pm UTC

Dick.

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Re: You must not say duck

Postby CasualSax » Tue Apr 22, 2014 3:38 pm UTC

I regret to inform you that I have joined la Résistance de Canard, and will be trying to see how many posts in a row we can include the word that means remove your head from the line of fire.

Down with tyranny, Down with Speciesism. It is time for the ducks to fly!


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