1525: “Emojic 8 Ball”

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Re: 1525: “Emojic 8 Ball”

Postby pkcommando » Fri May 15, 2015 10:46 am UTC

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Edit: An age-old question can finally be put to rest:
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Re: 1525: “Emojic 8 Ball”

Postby CharlieP » Fri May 15, 2015 10:51 am UTC

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Re: 1525: “Emojic 8 Ball”

Postby Flumble » Fri May 15, 2015 11:40 am UTC

gerv wrote:It might have been a good idea if he'd used a downloadable font which had the emoji in it, then they would have worked for everyone...

I agree completely. He can even make the web font the least preferable.

TIL there's an optional update for windows 7 that adds emoji to Segoe UI. Let's see if Firefox will use the glyphs, since Lucida and Helvetica are preferred fonts on xkcd for some obscure reason. 😒

[edit] Yay, most of the emoji show up now.
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Re: 1525: “Emojic 8 Ball”

Postby cellocgw » Fri May 15, 2015 11:44 am UTC

CharlieP wrote:
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You totally made that up! So, it looks like you've invented the Emoji-Turing Test: Can the reader distinguish between Randall's generator and a real person with bad intent? :twisted:
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Re: 1525: “Emojic 8 Ball”

Postby wayne » Fri May 15, 2015 11:45 am UTC

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I didn't even get a chance to push the button...

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Re: 1525: “Emojic 8 Ball”

Postby Lerkistan » Fri May 15, 2015 11:49 am UTC

I asked why a certain lady left, and it gave me the image of a female-looking poodle.

Yeah, I figured she was a bitch.

edit: I also asked about the weather 3 times*. First it gave me feet (weather to walk outside in? or weather worth walking away from?), then it gave me a picture of a plane seat and a sun, and then, just in case I still didn't get that I'll have to travel if I wanted sun, it gave me the picture of a cloud.

* it's definitely not true that you always get the same answers, tested by simply clicking the button several times...
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Re: 1525: “Emojic 8 Ball”

Postby Rombobjörn » Fri May 15, 2015 11:51 am UTC

"yum install google-android-emoji-fonts" improved the situation in Fedora. I still lack at least one of the characters it generates, but it works well enough now that I can conclude that this thing is rather boring.

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Re: 1525: “Emojic 8 Ball”

Postby wayne » Fri May 15, 2015 11:52 am UTC

Wow. This thing is for real!

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Re: 1525: “Emojic 8 Ball”

Postby pierreb » Fri May 15, 2015 11:58 am UTC

CharlieP wrote:Ah, a loose bolt would explain everything:

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Who let the dogs out?

Was also my question.

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Re: 1525: “Emojic 8 Ball”

Postby Polixenes » Fri May 15, 2015 12:04 pm UTC

If Randall had used wingdings instead, then more of us could have seen it.

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Re: 1525: “Emojic 8 Ball”

Postby Lerkistan » Fri May 15, 2015 12:15 pm UTC

pkcommando wrote:Edit: An age-old question can finally be put to rest:
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So... Venom?

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Re: 1525: “Emojic 8 Ball”

Postby eric108 » Fri May 15, 2015 12:28 pm UTC

I chuckled -

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Re: 1525: “Emojic 8 Ball”

Postby Copper Bezel » Fri May 15, 2015 12:36 pm UTC

Rombobjörn wrote:"yum install google-android-emoji-fonts" improved the situation in Fedora. I still lack at least one of the characters it generates, but it works well enough now that I can conclude that this thing is rather boring.

Naw. Individual outputs aren't necessarily funny, but sharing the bizarrely apropos ones is going to be quite a fun game.

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Re: 1525: “Emojic 8 Ball”

Postby WilliamLehnsherr » Fri May 15, 2015 12:44 pm UTC

I asked "What picture will appear when I press ask?"

A lightbulb and tie, apparently. I can't confirm the accuracy of this answer.

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Re: 1525: “Emojic 8 Ball”

Postby Whizbang » Fri May 15, 2015 1:05 pm UTC

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Re: 1525: “Emojic 8 Ball”

Postby Brian-M » Fri May 15, 2015 1:13 pm UTC

balthasar_s wrote:
LockeZ wrote: You type in text, which is ignored
Not really Ignored. The question is somehow encoded in the generated url. For example, this: http://xkcd.com/1525/#eyJxIjoiSG93IGRpZCB5b3UgbGlrZSB0aGUgc3dpbW1pbmcgcG9vbD8iLCJhIjpbIiYjeDFGNDBEOyIsIiYjeDFGNDQ0OyJdfQ== will allways show the question "How did you like the swimming pool?"

Not only the question, but also the answer!

Anyone clicking on that link should always get the snake+mouth result.
Clicking on the ASK button again changes the part of the URL that encodes the result.

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Re: 1525: “Emojic 8 Ball”

Postby pgn674 » Fri May 15, 2015 1:50 pm UTC

Rombobjörn wrote:"yum install google-android-emoji-fonts" improved the situation in Fedora. I still lack at least one of the characters it generates, but it works well enough now that I can conclude that this thing is rather boring.

gdouros-symbola-fonts worked for me on Fedora with Google Chrome. Had to restart Chrome of course.

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Re: 1525: “Emojic 8 Ball”

Postby Unclevertitle » Fri May 15, 2015 2:14 pm UTC

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Key eggplant.

Well if "eggplant" means "plot device" then yes. This is accurate.

edit:

This one is my favorite.

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Re: 1525: “Emojic 8 Ball”

Postby Ken_g6 » Fri May 15, 2015 2:21 pm UTC

cellocgw wrote:You totally made that up! So, it looks like you've invented the Emoji-Turing Test: Can the reader distinguish between Randall's generator and a real person with bad intent? :twisted:

Yeah, it looks like it could be fun to manipulate the results. Especially if you send them to people who don't know how this works. E.g.:

Why should I play this game?

Which is, of course, a reference to this.

Copper Bezel wrote:Individual outputs aren't necessarily funny, but sharing the bizarrely apropos ones is going to be quite a fun game.


But I agree with this too:

What do you want?

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Re: 1525: “Emojic 8 Ball”

Postby Chicagojon » Fri May 15, 2015 2:34 pm UTC

Hrm, a greater message on Capitalism?

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Re: 1525: “Emojic 8 Ball”

Postby vastbluesky » Fri May 15, 2015 3:24 pm UTC

This doesn't bode well.

(Link was flagged as spam--I guess I do too much lurking :( )
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Re: 1525: “Emojic 8 Ball”

Postby udqbpn » Fri May 15, 2015 3:50 pm UTC

I'm... for some reason I'm having a hard time believing this is a coincidence. (I guess something like this had to happen to somebody...)
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Re: 1525: “Emojic 8 Ball”

Postby Angelastic » Fri May 15, 2015 4:32 pm UTC

I asked it what to do next, and now I'm replying to an email.
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Re: 1525: “Emojic 8 Ball”

Postby Whizbang » Fri May 15, 2015 4:41 pm UTC

So... Play Angry Birds and dream about football?

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Re: 1525: “Emojic 8 Ball”

Postby scharb » Fri May 15, 2015 4:43 pm UTC

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Someone help me decipher this

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Re: 1525: “Emojic 8 Ball”

Postby Mindfield » Fri May 15, 2015 4:45 pm UTC

Can't post images, but the question "How is babby formed?" came up with a striped heart. Probably coincidence but I can't help wondering if Randall didn't pre-load it with some questions that give answers that actually make sense.

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Re: 1525: “Emojic 8 Ball”

Postby Ambignostic » Fri May 15, 2015 4:56 pm UTC

I'm looking forward to the "most commonly asked Emoji 8 ball questions" analysis.

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Re: 1525: “Emojic 8 Ball”

Postby Whizbang » Fri May 15, 2015 4:58 pm UTC

*Sadface*

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Re: 1525: “Emojic 8 Ball”

Postby orthogon » Fri May 15, 2015 5:04 pm UTC

scharb wrote:["explain entropy" image]

Someone help me decipher this

That's as good an explanation of entropy as any I've heard.

Whizbang wrote:So... Play Angry Birds and dream about football?

["How do I pick up women" image]

Oh, that's a football with an unlikely trajectory behind it. I thought it was a spermatozoa!

Ambignostic wrote:I'm looking forward to the "most commonly asked Emoji 8 ball questions" analysis.

I was thinking that, but I don't think it posts anything to the server, does it?

Whizbang wrote:Would you still love me if I was ugly


(S)he's not leaving you on a jet plane because of your looks, but because you didn't use the subjunctive. :-P

OK, I'm going to come right out and say it: these emoji do not belong in Unicode. They're not well-defined glyphs that belong to a writing system, they're just an arbitrary set of more or less cutesy pictures. (Yeah, yeah, I know that's what the CJK ideograms were originally, but they've had time to be codified into a limited set). Where will it end?

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Re: 1525: “Emojic 8 Ball”

Postby rmsgrey » Fri May 15, 2015 5:04 pm UTC

Flumble wrote:TIL there's an optional update for windows 7 that adds emoji to Segoe UI. Let's see if Firefox will use the glyphs, since Lucida and Helvetica are preferred fonts on xkcd for some obscure reason. 😒

[edit] Yay, most of the emoji show up now.


...but not all - appropriately enough, the confirmation of this is glyph 01F404 which is not found...


Edit: Unicode Lookup also fails to recognise it.
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Re: 1525: “Emojic 8 Ball”

Postby da Doctah » Fri May 15, 2015 5:05 pm UTC

Q: "What question should one never ask emojic 8 ball"
A: [shopping bag] [skull]

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Re: 1525: “Emojic 8 Ball”

Postby Mindfield » Fri May 15, 2015 5:10 pm UTC

da Doctah wrote:Q: "What question should one never ask emojic 8 ball"
A: [shopping bag] [skull]


Shop 'til you drop?

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Re: 1525: “Emojic 8 Ball”

Postby Whizbang » Fri May 15, 2015 5:11 pm UTC

orthogon wrote:OK, I'm going to come right out and say it: these emoji do not belong in Unicode. They're not well-defined glyphs that belong to a writing system, they're just an arbitrary set of more or less cutesy pictures. (Yeah, yeah, I know that's what the CJK ideograms were originally, but they've had time to be codified into a limited set). Where will it end?

Discuss.


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Re: 1525: “Emojic 8 Ball”

Postby Ken_g6 » Fri May 15, 2015 5:13 pm UTC

If you ever wondered how (real) Magic 8 Balls work: http://xkcd.com/1525/#eyJxIjoiV2hhdCBhc ... YzQjI7Il19

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Re: 1525: “Emojic 8 Ball”

Postby N_8_ » Fri May 15, 2015 5:20 pm UTC

On chrome on windows 7, I installed the emojify extension:
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/deta ... mebe?hl=en

Now it looks like this for me:
Spoiler:
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Edit:
Link for proof
https://xkcd.com/1525/#eyJxIjoiRG9lcyBlbW9qaWZ5IGZpeCBteSB1bmljb2RlIHN1cHBvcnQ/IiwiYSI6WyImI3gxRjY0QzsiXX0=
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Re: 1525: “Emojic 8 Ball”

Postby Pfhorrest » Fri May 15, 2015 5:25 pm UTC

Whizbang wrote:
orthogon wrote:OK, I'm going to come right out and say it: these emoji do not belong in Unicode. They're not well-defined glyphs that belong to a writing system, they're just an arbitrary set of more or less cutesy pictures. (Yeah, yeah, I know that's what the CJK ideograms were originally, but they've had time to be codified into a limited set). Where will it end?

Discuss.


Computerphile's Tom Scott Explains

Thank you! That is the exact video I wanted to link in my earlier explanation but I couldn't remember exactly where Isaw it or who did it.
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Re: 1525: “Emojic 8 Ball”

Postby Rosencrantz » Fri May 15, 2015 5:38 pm UTC

orthogon wrote:Well, the original lucky 8-balls give a random answer to a yes/no question, and hook into our human urge to find meaning in the random. This 8-ball goes further in that it gives a random answer to an open question. However, giving such an answer in English is basically what the Turing Test is all about, i.e. not something you'd knock up in javascript for the sake of a webcomic. So enter the emoji: this allows the open question to be "answered" in an enigmatic way using a random combination of pictures, and leaves it up to the human to find meaning in it. (Now I've described it like that, I realise that it's basically what Tarot is all about).

The advantage to Tarot is that the images are designed to be symbolic of various core ideas in Western culture, tending to be much less concrete overall. This in general makes them more applicable to questions. Though actually, I'm not sure: do people prefer answers to be vague, or cryptic?

I was contemplating what Tarot would look like if each card was distilled down into a single emoji-style image, and realized you would basically end up with the icons on the Alethiometer (Golden Compass/Northern Lights, by Pullman). As I recall, the way the Alethiometer works is (somewhat) similar to how people may read Tarot (only realizing this now since I read His Dark Materials before I got interested in Tarot). I guess the only thing that makes the emojic 8 ball less useful than these other devices is its vocabulary (and the fact that the Alethiometer is a fictional device with divinatory ability.)

The emojic 8 ball weighs in:
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Re: 1525: “Emojic 8 Ball”

Postby Angelastic » Fri May 15, 2015 5:58 pm UTC

orthogon wrote:
Whizbang wrote:So... Play Angry Birds and dream about football?

["How do I pick up women" image]

Oh, that's a football with an unlikely trajectory behind it. I thought it was a spermatozoa!

I thought it was a woman's head, zzz representing sleep, and a falling leaf, so the answer was something like 'Sleep with woman?! Leave.'

I asked it again what I should do now, and it told me to leave (with an emoji of two falling leaves.) So I reloaded it until it told me to computer.
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Re: 1525: “Emojic 8 Ball”

Postby Heimhenge » Fri May 15, 2015 6:09 pm UTC

OK, I just checked and I do have the Segoe UI Symbol font installed (as well as Segoe UI, Light, and Semibold). That is the font I need to see the emoji characters, right? Running Firefox 37.0.2 on Windows 7x64. Not seeing the emoji.

Or do I need some Firefox plugin to make this work?

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Re: 1525: “Emojic 8 Ball”

Postby Ken_g6 » Fri May 15, 2015 6:17 pm UTC

Oh, dear, looks like there are no good politicians left!

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