You must not say duck

[ygh]

Thank you, ThemePark, for saying duck for me.

[flicky1991]

[ygh]

I am saying "duck" because you didn't join our game. I will keep doing this until you join.

Why don't you want to join anyway?

[flicky1991]

Because it's not a kind of game I enjoy. After doing a degree in maths I kind of lost the will to do it recreationally.

Also, I'm not a happy kitty. *hiss*

[chridd]

I had a dream last night, where I was at a large lake, taking pictures of a certain type of bird sitting in the water. It made me think of this thread for some reason...

[ygh]

Oh, okay.

[flicky1991]

OOK.

[The Snide Sniper]

I had a dream last night, where I was at a large lake, taking pictures of a certain type of bird sitting in the water. It made me think of this thread for some reason...

I had a dream where I was pushing around giant donuts in a parade.duck

[ThemePark]

Mmm....donuts......

[flicky1991]

Mmmm... Parade...

[The Snide Sniper]

Ducks are also cool.

[ThemePark]

Now you've made flicky mad. You won't like him when he's mad.

[flicky1991]

That's true.

[slinches]

Well ... I, for one, like flicky no matter what mood he's in.

[flicky1991]

Aww. Same to you.

[The Snide Sniper]

I prefer flicky angry. If he gets mad enough, he'll turn into a duck.

[flicky1991]

...

*quack*

[chridd]

A quacking cat!
How do quacking cats feel about water?

[adnapemit]

They think they are fowl.

[flicky1991]

How do quacking cats feel about water?

We're easier to bath than most cats, but you wouldn't find us in a pond.

[Neil_Boekend]

Quack

[flicky1991]

Hmm. A quacking, flaming human.

[ThemePark]

I.e. a roast duck in a top hat.

[flicky1991]

You're making innocent cats cry.

[ThemePark]

I'm mean like that.

[The Snide Sniper]

Fire-breathing ducks are cool.

[flicky1991]

[freezeblade]

I'm just here for the ducks

[flicky1991]

[maident]

Now I'm curious what the largest duck streak is or could be.

[freezeblade]

well, lets get the ducks out and see!

[ThemePark]

Who let the ducks out?

[The Snide Sniper]

Now I want to create a "you must say duck" thread.

[ygh]

Duck is a funny word.

[chridd]

hah!

[adnapemit]

Now I'm curious what the largest d*ck streak is or could be.

Not very long. The last one was probably the longest.

[chridd]

33, but it's all the same person.
Second place is 20, with no double posts.

Source code:

Spoiler:

Code: Select all

#! /usr/bin/perl
# pipe https://chridd.nfshost.com/fg/quack-posts.txt into this

my $current_streak = 0;
my $current_post = undef;
while(<>) {
        next if /^<<page/;
        chomp;
        if($_ eq "<<\x64uck>>") {
                $current_streak++;
                $current_post = undef;
        } else {
                if(defined($current_post)) {
                        # streak broken
                        if($current_streak >= 4) {
                                print "$current_streak broken at $current_post (line $.)\n";
                        }
                        $current_streak = 0;
                }
                $current_post = $_;
        }
}


[flicky1991]

Second place is 20, with no double posts.

Back in the days when I used to say the word... now I'm a changed man. Or a changed cat.

[maident]

33, but it's all the same person.
Second place is 20, with no double posts.

Source code:

Spoiler:

Code: Select all

#! /usr/bin/perl
# pipe https://chridd.nfshost.com/fg/quack-posts.txt into this

my $current_streak = 0;
my $current_post = undef;
while(<>) {
        next if /^<<page/;
        chomp;
        if($_ eq "<<\x64uck>>") {
                $current_streak++;
                $current_post = undef;
        } else {
                if(defined($current_post)) {
                        # streak broken
                        if($current_streak >= 4) {
                                print "$current_streak broken at $current_post (line $.)\n";
                        }
                        $current_streak = 0;
                }
                $current_post = $_;
        }
}


Thanks!

[flicky1991]

Quack.