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Re: You must not say duck

Postby ygh » Sun Sep 25, 2016 8:34 pm UTC

Thank you, ThemePark, for saying duck for me.
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Re: You must not say duck

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Sep 25, 2016 8:44 pm UTC

:evil:
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Re: You must not say duck

Postby ygh » Sun Sep 25, 2016 9:05 pm UTC

I am saying "duck" because you didn't join our game. I will keep doing this until you join.

Why don't you want to join anyway?
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Re: You must not say duck

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Sep 25, 2016 9:21 pm UTC

Because it's not a kind of game I enjoy. After doing a degree in maths I kind of lost the will to do it recreationally.

Also, :evil: I'm not a happy kitty. *hiss*
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Re: You must not say duck

Postby chridd » Sun Sep 25, 2016 10:35 pm UTC

I had a dream last night, where I was at a large lake, taking pictures of a certain type of bird sitting in the water. It made me think of this thread for some reason...
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Re: You must not say duck

Postby ygh » Mon Sep 26, 2016 2:19 am UTC

Oh, okay.
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Re: You must not say duck

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Sep 26, 2016 5:19 am UTC

OOK.
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Re: You must not say duck

Postby The Snide Sniper » Mon Sep 26, 2016 2:56 pm UTC

chridd wrote:I had a dream last night, where I was at a large lake, taking pictures of a certain type of bird sitting in the water. It made me think of this thread for some reason...

I had a dream where I was pushing around giant donuts in a parade.duck
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Re: You must not say duck

Postby ThemePark » Mon Sep 26, 2016 2:59 pm UTC

Mmm....donuts......
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Re: You must not say duck

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Sep 26, 2016 7:00 pm UTC

Mmmm... Parade...
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Re: You must not say duck

Postby The Snide Sniper » Mon Sep 26, 2016 7:27 pm UTC

Ducks are also cool.
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Re: You must not say duck

Postby ThemePark » Mon Sep 26, 2016 7:32 pm UTC

Now you've made flicky mad. You won't like him when he's mad.
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Re: You must not say duck

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Sep 26, 2016 8:09 pm UTC

That's true.

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Re: You must not say duck

Postby slinches » Mon Sep 26, 2016 8:36 pm UTC

Well ... I, for one, like flicky no matter what mood he's in. :P

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Re: You must not say duck

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Sep 26, 2016 9:57 pm UTC

Aww. Same to you. :mrgreen:
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Re: You must not say duck

Postby The Snide Sniper » Mon Sep 26, 2016 10:53 pm UTC

I prefer flicky angry. If he gets mad enough, he'll turn into a duck.
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Re: You must not say duck

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Sep 27, 2016 5:15 am UTC

:evil:

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*quack*
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Re: You must not say duck

Postby chridd » Tue Sep 27, 2016 7:08 am UTC

A quacking cat!
How do quacking cats feel about water?
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Re: You must not say duck

Postby adnapemit » Tue Sep 27, 2016 10:16 am UTC

They think they are fowl.
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Re: You must not say duck

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Sep 27, 2016 11:32 am UTC

chridd wrote:How do quacking cats feel about water?

We're easier to bath than most cats, but you wouldn't find us in a pond.
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Re: You must not say duck

Postby Neil_Boekend » Tue Sep 27, 2016 2:21 pm UTC

Quack
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Re: You must not say duck

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Sep 27, 2016 4:07 pm UTC

Hmm. A quacking, flaming human.
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Re: You must not say duck

Postby ThemePark » Tue Sep 27, 2016 4:17 pm UTC

I.e. a roast duck in a top hat.
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Re: You must not say duck

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Sep 27, 2016 4:42 pm UTC

:cry:

You're making innocent cats cry.
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Re: You must not say duck

Postby ThemePark » Tue Sep 27, 2016 4:48 pm UTC

I'm mean like that.
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Re: You must not say duck

Postby The Snide Sniper » Tue Sep 27, 2016 5:46 pm UTC

Fire-breathing ducks are cool.
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Re: You must not say duck

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Sep 27, 2016 5:54 pm UTC

:cry:
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Re: You must not say duck

Postby freezeblade » Tue Sep 27, 2016 9:46 pm UTC

I'm just here for the ducks
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Re: You must not say duck

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Sep 27, 2016 9:47 pm UTC

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Re: You must not say duck

Postby maident » Tue Sep 27, 2016 10:21 pm UTC

Now I'm curious what the largest duck streak is or could be.

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Re: You must not say duck

Postby freezeblade » Tue Sep 27, 2016 10:27 pm UTC

well, lets get the ducks out and see!
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Re: You must not say duck

Postby ThemePark » Tue Sep 27, 2016 10:40 pm UTC

Who let the ducks out?
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Re: You must not say duck

Postby The Snide Sniper » Tue Sep 27, 2016 10:52 pm UTC

Now I want to create a "you must say duck" thread.
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Re: You must not say duck

Postby ygh » Wed Sep 28, 2016 12:36 am UTC

Duck is a funny word.
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Re: You must not say duck

Postby chridd » Wed Sep 28, 2016 2:22 am UTC

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
hah!
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Re: You must not say duck

Postby adnapemit » Wed Sep 28, 2016 2:25 am UTC

maident wrote:Now I'm curious what the largest d*ck streak is or could be.

Not very long. The last one was probably the longest.
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Re: You must not say duck

Postby chridd » Wed Sep 28, 2016 2:51 am UTC

33, but it's all the same person.
Second place is 20, with no double posts.

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#! /usr/bin/perl
# pipe https://chridd.nfshost.com/fg/quack-posts.txt into this

my $current_streak = 0;
my $current_post = undef;
while(<>) {
        next if /^<<page/;
        chomp;
        if($_ eq "<<\x64uck>>") {
                $current_streak++;
                $current_post = undef;
        } else {
                if(defined($current_post)) {
                        # streak broken
                        if($current_streak >= 4) {
                                print "$current_streak broken at $current_post (line $.)\n";
                        }
                        $current_streak = 0;
                }
                $current_post = $_;
        }
}
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Re: You must not say duck

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Sep 28, 2016 5:09 am UTC

chridd wrote:Second place is 20, with no double posts.

Back in the days when I used to say the word... now I'm a changed man. Or a changed cat.
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Re: You must not say duck

Postby maident » Wed Sep 28, 2016 7:44 am UTC

chridd wrote:33, but it's all the same person.
Second place is 20, with no double posts.

Source code:
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#! /usr/bin/perl
# pipe https://chridd.nfshost.com/fg/quack-posts.txt into this

my $current_streak = 0;
my $current_post = undef;
while(<>) {
        next if /^<<page/;
        chomp;
        if($_ eq "<<\x64uck>>") {
                $current_streak++;
                $current_post = undef;
        } else {
                if(defined($current_post)) {
                        # streak broken
                        if($current_streak >= 4) {
                                print "$current_streak broken at $current_post (line $.)\n";
                        }
                        $current_streak = 0;
                }
                $current_post = $_;
        }
}
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Re: You must not say duck

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Sep 28, 2016 7:45 am UTC

Quack.
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