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Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Narsil » Thu Jan 03, 2008 2:16 am UTC

It's Super Effective!
Spoiler:
EsotericWombat wrote:MORE JUNK THAN YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR

Mother Superior wrote:What's he got that I dont?
*sees Narsil's sig*
Oh... that.

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby J Spade » Thu Jan 03, 2008 2:16 am UTC

The wrong name.

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Joe Phlanx » Thu Jan 03, 2008 2:26 am UTC

I'm giving you a raise!
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby l33t_sas » Thu Jan 03, 2008 2:36 am UTC

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby simo » Thu Jan 03, 2008 2:37 am UTC

I am Batman!

not bad, but whos ever on top will fall off and hurt themselves from laughter.

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby scowdich » Thu Jan 03, 2008 3:59 am UTC

Go web go!

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Narsil » Thu Jan 03, 2008 4:16 am UTC

Don't tell mom!
Spoiler:
EsotericWombat wrote:MORE JUNK THAN YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR

Mother Superior wrote:What's he got that I dont?
*sees Narsil's sig*
Oh... that.

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby simo » Thu Jan 03, 2008 4:18 am UTC

Narsil wrote:Don't tell mom!


or just...

mom!

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby DrStalker » Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:24 am UTC

Critical Fumble!

(I actually know someone who yelled this during sex. Lucky for her the partner also thought it was hilarious)
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Zohar » Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:34 am UTC

We've going at it for three minutes and fifty two seconds!
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby podbaydoor » Thu Jan 03, 2008 9:41 am UTC

Crap, that's my roommate!
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Zohar » Thu Jan 03, 2008 9:43 am UTC

Or just "Crap!".

For some people, anyway.

Also, "Can I haz BJ now plz? kthx"

Now there's an image of sex with LOLcats in my head. :-( At least you have one too, since I mentioned it. :-P
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Maseiken » Thu Jan 03, 2008 12:41 pm UTC

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!

I think the size is justified.2 Wait, what's that Baron? No... NO! Put down that cleaver!2
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...2


2: Pretty much all of these also work as bad things to say, in virtually any combination
Although I think the first one works particularly well.
"GRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOWR!!!!"
(Translation: "Objection!")

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby hyperion » Thu Jan 03, 2008 12:52 pm UTC

"LOL"
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby crazyjimbo » Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:52 pm UTC

'I just lost twenty dollars and my self respect :('

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Moo » Thu Jan 03, 2008 2:09 pm UTC

"That's what she said!"

"Did you switch off the oven?"
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby jskyhawk » Thu Jan 03, 2008 2:11 pm UTC

"Thank you for your fluids"

from the Cambervillians; they say they get this a lot, I'm still waiting to hear this.
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby simo » Thu Jan 03, 2008 2:25 pm UTC

My girlfriend always got angry with me for saying this during sex...

Hey baby you got a girlfriend in Vietnaam? Me so horny! Me love you long time baby! Fiteen dollah! You partay?

lol

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby MotorToad » Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:51 pm UTC

"Press 'X' to interact."

I was playing Half Life and that struck me it'd be funny. :)
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Moo » Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:02 pm UTC

"Wow, your mom (/sister/brother/roommate whatever) never knew how to do THAT!"
Proverbs 9:7-8 wrote:Anyone who rebukes a mocker will get an insult in return. Anyone who corrects the wicked will get hurt. So don't bother correcting mockers; they will only hate you.
Hawknc wrote:FFT: I didn't realise Proverbs 9:7-8 was the first recorded instance of "haters gonna hate"

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby HappySmileMan » Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:24 pm UTC

simo wrote:My girlfriend always got angry for saying this during sex...


How many times dd you say it?

Also... "BANG! BANG! BANG!"

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby simo » Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:26 pm UTC

HappySmileMan wrote:
simo wrote:My girlfriend always got angry for saying this during sex...


How many times dd you say it?

Also... "BANG! BANG! BANG!"



hahaha bloody constantly, mostly during forplay. wahah.


Edit: ...And I wonder why I'm alone now.

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Moo » Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:28 pm UTC

"BAM!"
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Proverbs 9:7-8 wrote:Anyone who rebukes a mocker will get an insult in return. Anyone who corrects the wicked will get hurt. So don't bother correcting mockers; they will only hate you.
Hawknc wrote:FFT: I didn't realise Proverbs 9:7-8 was the first recorded instance of "haters gonna hate"

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby bigglesworth » Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:29 pm UTC

Moo!
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Col. Mustard » Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:56 pm UTC

Sweet! I finally got my epic mount!!

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Moo » Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:59 pm UTC

((rofl @ Col. Mustard))
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Proverbs 9:7-8 wrote:Anyone who rebukes a mocker will get an insult in return. Anyone who corrects the wicked will get hurt. So don't bother correcting mockers; they will only hate you.
Hawknc wrote:FFT: I didn't realise Proverbs 9:7-8 was the first recorded instance of "haters gonna hate"

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Izawwlgood » Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:50 pm UTC

GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLL!!!

Or "Whoops, fauuux pas..."
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby SpitValve » Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:13 pm UTC

kaaaaameeeeeeeee... kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaameeEEEEEEEEEEEEE... KAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....... HAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Mighty Jalapeno » Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:16 pm UTC

"Giddy-up, ba-woom-bop ba-woom-bop ba-woom-bop,
Giddy-up, ba-woom-bop ba-woom-bop ba-woom-bop."

SpitValve wrote:kaaaaameeeeeeeee... kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaameeEEEEEEEEEEEEE... KAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....... HAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Aleril » Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:17 pm UTC

CANDLEJA-
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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby predisposed » Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:33 pm UTC

"Wait till the guys on XKCD hear about this mess"

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby pr1mu5 » Thu Jan 03, 2008 9:15 pm UTC

MOUNT PROHIBITED!

(I always thought that was funny when playing Warhawk on the PS3, when you attempt to get into a jeep/tank/plane that is already full, that is the message you get).

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby MuseSik » Thu Jan 03, 2008 9:41 pm UTC

"Make us a baby"

The ex said that once as a joke, and while in retrospect is hilarious, scared me to death.

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Rippy » Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:27 pm UTC

I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY

Kind of ruins the mood, I'd imagine.


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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby MuseSik » Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:42 pm UTC

Mighty Jalapeno wrote:IGNORE ME!!!


Galactic Inquisitor or for that matter any Venture Bros reference should win.

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Maseiken » Fri Jan 04, 2008 12:25 am UTC

SpitValve wrote:kaaaaameeeeeeeee... kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaameeEEEEEEEEEEEEE... KAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....... HAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

It's Over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND!

Or you could go with Street Fighter;
HADOUKEN!
ANSOTSUKEN!
SONIC BOOM!
"GRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOWR!!!!"
(Translation: "Objection!")

Maseiken had the ball at the top of the key...

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby J Spade » Fri Jan 04, 2008 2:04 am UTC

crazyjimbo wrote:'I just lost twenty dollars and my self respect :('


Dammit.

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Postby Rippy » Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:26 am UTC

How about: "Where is your God now?"

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Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

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Whoops.
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http://www.hitpenguin.net - any comments?


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