Songs From the 80s!?!?!

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Songs From the 80s!?!?!

Postby saxmaniac1987 » Fri Feb 15, 2008 1:11 pm UTC

Note to Mods: I was considering posting this in Music, but I would rather have the General population be able to see it and respond to the survey question. By Saturday, it can be moved to Music if it spurns enough conversation....

So my close friends have a band. In fact, this is a band made up of some very talented college-level musicians, who, for the fun of it, are playing the cheesiest songs from the 80s. They have a full horn section, and at their last show they closed with "Take on Me." So why this survey? They won a battle of the bands at my college and will have the opportunity to open for a national act at our annual ValleyFest music festival. They asked a bunch of us to find out what people's favorite ridiculous songs were.

tl;dr--What is your favorite ridiculously cheesy (or not) song from the 1980s?

Thanks for the help!
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Re: Songs From the 80s!?!?!

Postby apricity » Fri Feb 15, 2008 1:15 pm UTC

Dexy's Midnight Runners- Come on Eileen. DEFINITELY. At my school's Battle of the Bands they had a ska band play that and it was amazing. Everyone loved it.
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Re: Songs From the 80s!?!?!

Postby Felstaff » Fri Feb 15, 2008 1:24 pm UTC

I, I just died in your arms tonight. Don't you love me, baby? Don't you love me, Whooooooaaaa! Last night a DJ saved my life. Last night a DJ saved my life from a broken heart. I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad, the dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had. Take on me, take me on, I'll be gone in a day or two. At Club Tropicana, drinks are free. Relax, don't do it, when you want to go through it. How does it feel to treat me like you do? Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand. In the middle of the night, I go walking in my sleep, through the valley of fear. Hast du etwas zeit fuer mich, dann singe ich ein lied fuer dich, Von 99 luftballons auf ihrem weg zum horizont.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to rock down to Electric Avenue, in Brixton, and henceforth "take it higher".
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Re: Songs From the 80s!?!?!

Postby davef » Fri Feb 15, 2008 1:31 pm UTC

Felstaff wins the thread.
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Re: Songs From the 80s!?!?!

Postby Kabann » Fri Feb 15, 2008 1:38 pm UTC

I've always wanted someone to rock out a cover of T'Pau's Heart and Soul.
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Re: Songs From the 80s!?!?!

Postby davef » Fri Feb 15, 2008 1:50 pm UTC

OOH!! OOH!! China In Your Hand by T'Pau!

Other ones you need to do:
Boys of Summer, Sunday Bloody Sunday, Angel of Harlem, Caravan of Love, Happy Hour, Sledgehammer, One Vision, Mr Brownstone, Paradise City, Money For Nothing, Birthday, Handle With Care, Alison, Oliver's Army, The Mission Soundtrack (all of it), Brass in Pocket, Runnin' Down A Dream.

Or not. Do whatever you like. I don't care.

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Re: Songs From the 80s!?!?!

Postby ParanoydAndroid » Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:15 pm UTC

"Holding Out for a Hero" -Bonnie Tyler (?). Duh. :p

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Re: Songs From the 80s!?!?!

Postby davef » Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:17 pm UTC

ParanoydAndroid wrote:"Holding Out for a HeroTotal Eclipse OF The Heart" -Bonnie Tyler (?). Duh. :p

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Re: Songs From the 80s!?!?!

Postby Noff » Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:26 pm UTC

Felstaff wrote:In the middle of the night, I go walking in my sleep, through the valley of fear.


That is so totally 90's.

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Re: Songs From the 80s!?!?!

Postby someguy » Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:37 pm UTC

I don't know if it is my favorite, but 'Nice Age' by the Yellow Magic Orchestra is a pretty solid '80s pop tune.
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Re: Songs From the 80s!?!?!

Postby Girl™ » Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:40 pm UTC

"Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?" It's no good without the cheezy synth line, though. And how can no one have mentioned THE SAFETY DANCE?!
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Re: Songs From the 80s!?!?!

Postby SecondTalon » Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:52 pm UTC

Duh dun DA taDA taDA DA-DA duh dun DA taDA taDA DA-DA!
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Re: Songs From the 80s!?!?!

Postby Felstaff » Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:58 pm UTC

Noff wrote:
Felstaff wrote:In the middle of the night, I go walking in my sleep, through the valley of fear.


That is so totally 90's.


Well spotted. This was solely because I refuse to acknowledge Uptown Girl's right to exist.
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Re: Songs From the 80s!?!?!

Postby MFHodge » Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:15 pm UTC

Turn the radio up for that sweet sound
Hold me close never let me goooo
Keep the feeling alive
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Re: Songs From the 80s!?!?!

Postby Aleril » Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:17 pm UTC

Isnt it obvious?
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Re: Songs From the 80s!?!?!

Postby 1337geek » Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:32 pm UTC

ParanoydAndroid wrote:"Holding Out for a Hero" -Bonnie Tyler (?). Duh. :p

rofl @ Jim Steinman

davef wrote:
ParanoydAndroid wrote:"Holding Out for a HeroTotal Eclipse OF The Heart" -Bonnie Tyler (?). Duh. :p

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Re: Songs From the 80s!?!?!

Postby gtg947h » Sat Feb 16, 2008 2:14 am UTC

Iron Maiden - Rime of the Ancient Mariner

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Re: Songs From the 80s!?!?!

Postby socynicalsohip » Sat Feb 16, 2008 3:18 pm UTC

....I'm never gonna dance again my guilty feet have got no rhythm.

[oh the the shame! the shame! I'm not going to get this out of my head for weeks!]
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Re: Songs From the 80s!?!?!

Postby SomeoneElse » Sat Feb 16, 2008 3:37 pm UTC

Its the final countdooown!

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Re: Songs From the 80s!?!?!

Postby Sir_Elderberry » Sat Feb 16, 2008 3:59 pm UTC

I think that this documentary covers all those classic 80's..uh...hits.
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Re: Songs From the 80s!?!?!

Postby parallax » Sat Feb 16, 2008 5:58 pm UTC

SomeoneElse wrote:Its the final countdooown!


Glad someone else is with me on this one. It has the greatest synth line ever synthesized.
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Re: Songs From the 80s!?!?!

Postby someguy » Sat Feb 16, 2008 6:49 pm UTC

Poison's 'Unskinny Bop' just has to be in here somewhere, too.

Also, Life Goes On. I'm no metal fan, certainly no '80s hair-metal fan, but Flesh & Blood was one very decent album in that genre. The awesomeness that is the solo on this last song cannot be matched.
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Re: Songs From the 80s!?!?!

Postby Numquam » Sun Feb 17, 2008 4:49 am UTC

Obviously you should make a Journey tribute band. I mean who can out cheese air keyboarding/drumming/guitaring
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Re: Songs From the 80s!?!?!

Postby Ren » Sun Feb 17, 2008 6:13 am UTC

Walk Like an Egyptian!
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Re: Songs From the 80s!?!?!

Postby Aleril » Sun Feb 17, 2008 6:45 am UTC

Ren wrote:Walk Like an Egyptian!



Yea, that is a g... oh god... I CANT STOP DANCING IT NOW. DAMN YOU.
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Re: Songs From the 80s!?!?!

Postby malec2b » Tue Feb 19, 2008 5:29 am UTC

How has no one mentioned "The Touch" from the original Transformers Movie!?

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Postby Mighty Jalapeno » Tue Feb 19, 2008 5:31 am UTC

I got the pooweeeerrrr.............. YEAH!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Songs From the 80s!?!?!

Postby PatrickRsGhost » Tue Feb 19, 2008 3:08 pm UTC

Ooooh...rock me, Amadeus!

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What song is that supposed to be?

And of course you have to know what started it all.

I was driving my Chrysler down the Atlanta Highway to the Love Shack when I spotted a woman on the side of the road. I said to her "get out of my dreams and into my car." We drove for a good bit. She said she was an uptown girl. I asked her if she'd like to spend one night in Bangkok with me for a chess tournament. She agreed that it would be another day in paradise.

As we were driving, we noticed a forest fire on St. Elmo's Mountain. I asked a couple of boys who were moonwalking away from it, and they both said "we didn't start the fire." They admitted they tried to fight it.

We finally got to the Love Shack with the tin roof. It was rusted. We sat down at the table with everyone else who was there. Billie Jean was the hostess. She claims the child is mine, but I know he's not my son. She served us rock lobster. I noticed a large pot of Jamaican Jerk Chicken on the left side of the table. I asked someone to pass the kutchie to me. After dinner we decided to dance the night away. Billie Jean then asked if someone would like to walk the dinosaur. Turned out she called her dog, who appeared to be hungry like a wolf, Dino. Sherry, my girlfriend, volunteered.

When Sherry got back with Dino, we had dessert. Billie Jean wanted to serve lemon meringue, but she didn't know how to get it light and fluffy. I told her you have to whip it, and whip it good. We ended up with candy, which is what everybody wanted.

After that night Sherry and I broke up. She drove me crazy.
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Re: Songs From the 80s!?!?!

Postby Dark Ragnarok » Wed Feb 20, 2008 2:19 am UTC

Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) - Eurythmics

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Re: Songs From the 80s!?!?!

Postby akashra » Wed Feb 20, 2008 3:21 am UTC

I'm trying to picture/imagine 'Thriller' done with the horns :)
I want to say 'Fading like a flower', but that was 1990 (maybe 92?). But something by Roxette, perhaps "How do you do!" or "Joyride"?

If you want to do something really cool, try both parts of "Dancin'" (which combines a band stand and 80s rock n roll) from the Xanadu soundtrack.
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Re: Songs From the 80s!?!?!

Postby btilly » Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:40 am UTC

IMHO the creepiest is Every breath you take.

The funniest is Weird Al's Eat it.

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Re: Songs From the 80s!?!?!

Postby Midnight » Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:59 am UTC

ugh i've been rickroll'd twice. goddamn. here i thought we were better than that.



ERM UM HMM i always confuse 70s and 80s tunes, but imma go with

WHAT IS LOVE?!
Baby don't hurt me, DONT HURT ME, NO MORE!
dun-dun-dundundundun-dun-dun-dundundun-dun-dun-dun-dundundundun-dundun-dun-dun
i don't know, what can i do, [something about] me and you, [something] more, [i like night at the roxbury], somethingsomethinnnnn

WHAT IS LOVE, BABY DONT HURT ME, DONT HURT ME, NO MORE
WHAT IS LOVE
OOOOOoooohooooooooooOOOOOH oooOOOOoooOOOOoh OOOOOOoooo!
uhhhh fuck.

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Re: Songs From the 80s!?!?!

Postby Dark Ragnarok » Wed Feb 20, 2008 7:36 am UTC

I think thats 1993. I know because I wanted to put that one as well, but Wiki says its 93 if I remember right. O well.


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Re: Songs From the 80s!?!?!

Postby TheAmazingRando » Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:01 am UTC

malec2b wrote:How has no one mentioned "The Touch" from the original Transformers Movie!?

It isn't even fair to bring that up. This is about the best cheesy songs of the eighties, not about songs that defy human comprehension. You're talking about a song that instantly makes anyone, in any situation, totally badass.

YOU'RE AT YOUR BEST WHEN THE GOING GETS ROUGH!
YOU'VE BEEN PUT TO THE TEST
BUT IT'S NEVER ENOUGH!
YOU'VE GOT THE TOUCH!
YOU'VE GOT THE POWER!
WHEN ALL HELL'S BREAKING LOOSE
YOU'LL BE RIDING THE EYE OF THE STORM!

...that song is going to be stuck in my head for the next few days...

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Re: Songs From the 80s!?!?!

Postby Gaz » Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:53 am UTC

Love Will Tear Us Apart. :D
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Re: Songs From the 80s!?!?!

Postby Felstaff » Wed Feb 20, 2008 2:26 pm UTC

An invisible man, sleeping in your bed--who ya gonna call?
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Re: Songs From the 80s!?!?!

Postby Felstaff » Wed Feb 20, 2008 2:42 pm UTC

Several definitive audible moments in the 1980s:

I'm a-livin' in a box. I'm a-livin' in a card-board box. Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake a tree. Lay a whisper on my pillow, leave the winter on the ground. Hush, hush keep it down now, voices carry. Shout, shout, let it all out: these are the things I was talking about, c'mon! We are living in a material world, and I am a material girl. VIDEO killed the RADIO STAR. She told me to walk this way, she told me to talk this way. I travelled the world and the seven seas: everybody's looking for something. Lenny Bruce is not afraid, Red, red wine. Stay close to me. If you're lost and you look - you will find me, time after time. I got my first real sixth string--bought it at the five and dime. Sometimes I feel I've got to (clap, clap) run away, I've got to (stomp, stomp) get away. We gotta move these refrigerators, we gotta move these colour TeeVeeeeeees. You spin me right round baby right round, like a record baby right round. Any way you want it that's the way you need it any way you want it (air-guitar riff) It's a nice day for a white wedding. My name is Luca, I live on the second floor. You could have a steam train, if you'd just lay down your tracks. It's as big as a whale and it's about to set sail.

By order of the prophet, we ban that boogie sound.
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Re: Songs From the 80s!?!?!

Postby Midnight » Thu Feb 21, 2008 12:07 am UTC

wow really? that makes the 90s music scene slightly worse than before... it's wikipedia though, someone could say The Who is an emo band that started playing in 2023.

also, in the vein of the B-52's


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