Which, okay, fine, yeah. I'll get into that; it's a video game. Superpowers. From the Mayans. Even though the guy isn't Mayan and doesn't have anything to do with that. I was like 'what'. And from the government. From government experiments. I would have had a little more fun without them.
Although it was cool when he went all supersaiyan the first time. Although it came at the cost of having a 'real' feel to it, of being a fun little game where you are a crazy killer.
And the freezing only came up like three quarters through the game as a serious thing. Same with the guy that looked like a Killer Instinct character who was posing as dead Agatha. Maybe it would make more sense to me if I'd read the Tempest.
The gameplay is cool. There is no difference between the cutscenes and the action, really. And you Use The Sticks. I thought that was neat.
I don't mind the contrived mexican superpowers. They weren't that bad. What made me mad was no nipples in the sex scene. WTF. That just looked weird.
And the little kid missions. Boo to that.
The game revolves around an unfortunate mopy white guy. Except for when you're detective Miles, which is good because you need that black coolness to save you from Lucas' mopes. It's true.