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Re: I never...

Postby Babam » Fri Aug 01, 2008 4:19 am UTC

I did, about 2 weeks ago

I've never had nothing more than a short fling esque relationship
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Re: I never...

Postby Bulvox » Fri Aug 01, 2008 4:43 am UTC

i've had an off and on relationship with the same girl for like 6 years.

i've never coded a virus.
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Re: I never...

Postby 3fj » Fri Aug 01, 2008 4:43 pm UTC

Well... sorta. It changed the wallpaper to goatse on startup.

I've never eaten caviar.
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Re: I never...

Postby Jebobek » Fri Aug 01, 2008 4:58 pm UTC

Caviar is an acquired taste which I cannot afford to acquire.

I never read EVERY post before posting on +20-page forum threads.
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Re: I never...

Postby Asmodieus » Fri Aug 01, 2008 5:41 pm UTC

I do it because im stuck in the office

I never have gone skydiving
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Re: I never...

Postby Gray War » Tue Aug 05, 2008 7:31 pm UTC

((You murdered it, that is nearly physical and mental suicide to stay for that long without sleep.))

I am going to start it now.

I've never written a paper more than 15 pages long.

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Re: I never...

Postby Gojoe » Wed Aug 06, 2008 1:08 am UTC

This is why i stopped going to uni....

I have never been in the ocean during HUGE waves.
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

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Re: I never...

Postby Sykotic1189 » Wed Aug 06, 2008 2:49 am UTC

Went swimming in 10 foot waves.

I have never wrecked a car
Good times?


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Re: I never...

Postby Dobblesworth » Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:36 pm UTC

Heh, on my driving lesson last week, I partially kerbed the little Ford Fiesta I'm learning in, partially ran over a gutter drain grating. Result? Front left tyre got a puncture, resulting in a 30-min wait for the RAC by the side of a fairly busy mid-range priority road, bang next to a roundabout. That count?

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No-one?
Okay then...

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Re: I never...

Postby Gojoe » Thu Aug 07, 2008 5:33 am UTC

Many a time...

I have never dropped any electronics off a roof.
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

Feeble accompanying guitar.

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Re: I never...

Postby kellsbells » Thu Aug 07, 2008 5:41 am UTC

Oh yeah, good times with my first cell phone on the roof of the school. It was an accident though, really. It startled when it rang, so I dropped it... ringing all the way... It somehow survived the fall, too.

I've never... been front row at a concert.
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Re: I never...

Postby Gojoe » Thu Aug 07, 2008 5:44 am UTC

Mosh pit count?

I have never... Used anything not meant for it sexually...
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

Feeble accompanying guitar.

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Re: I never...

Postby Compiling.. » Thu Aug 07, 2008 5:28 pm UTC

You are so missing out! :wink:

I have never been in a relationship with someone for longer than 2 months :oops:
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Re: I never...

Postby Daeren Ryft » Thu Aug 07, 2008 6:16 pm UTC

A year and a half.

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Re: I never...

Postby b.roll » Fri Aug 08, 2008 4:45 am UTC

Killed by asphyxia. Gone fishing.

I never bought a pineapple.
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Re: I never...

Postby Gojoe » Fri Aug 08, 2008 5:29 am UTC

I love me some pineapple! I buy real ones and tinned ones for various reasons.

I have never grown a pineapple
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

Feeble accompanying guitar.

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Re: I never...

Postby pr1mu5 » Mon Aug 11, 2008 1:17 pm UTC

I have attempted to grow pineapple? Failed at it though.

I have never learned the entire elements table.

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Re: I never...

Postby Asmodieus » Mon Aug 11, 2008 1:52 pm UTC

My sixth grade science teacher made us

I never played Crysis on full graphics
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Re: I never...

Postby poxic » Sun Aug 17, 2008 5:52 am UTC

(I think you killed it, Asmo. Neither has anyone else.)
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Re: I never...

Postby Melannen » Sun Aug 17, 2008 6:46 am UTC

RESTART!!


I've never been to a rave

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Re: I never...

Postby joff » Sun Aug 17, 2008 9:54 am UTC

I've been to lots, including several summer outdoor, 3-day-and-night long dance music festivals

I have never ridden a motorbike (but hoping to correct that soon)
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Re: I never...

Postby Compiling.. » Sun Aug 17, 2008 5:05 pm UTC

Ride em once a week. Hella fun!

I never driven a car into a sign.
Depression is not fun..
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Re: I never...

Postby Irrefutable » Sun Aug 17, 2008 7:17 pm UTC

Yup, intentionally wierdly enough. There is a constant battle in the countryside between the council putting up footpath signs and the farmers not wanting them so lots of overt sign destruction goes on.

I was allowed to take one down :)
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Re: I never...

Postby tryptanymph » Sun Aug 17, 2008 7:37 pm UTC

Irrefutable wrote:Yup, intentionally wierdly enough. There is a constant battle in the countryside between the council putting up footpath signs and the farmers not wanting them so lots of overt sign destruction goes on.

I was allowed to take one down :)

Way to kill the thread. WHAT HAVE YOU NEVER DONE?!
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Re: I never...

Postby Gojoe » Sun Aug 17, 2008 7:47 pm UTC

Clearly he has done everything... wow...
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

Feeble accompanying guitar.

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Re: I never...

Postby Melannen » Sun Aug 17, 2008 7:50 pm UTC

I've never smoked a day in my life

(anyone know of any upcoming raves in London Ont or the GTA?)

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Re: I never...

Postby Gojoe » Sun Aug 17, 2008 8:00 pm UTC

I have when i was drunk.. never a habit or anything.

I have never met someone online
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

Feeble accompanying guitar.

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Re: I never...

Postby Platypodes » Sun Aug 17, 2008 8:08 pm UTC

I've met lots of people from the interblag, including at xkcd meetups.

I have never had a reptile as a pet.
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Re: I never...

Postby Gojoe » Sun Aug 17, 2008 8:12 pm UTC

SNAKE!

I have never had to have a family pet put down.
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

Feeble accompanying guitar.

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Re: I never...

Postby tryptanymph » Sun Aug 17, 2008 8:20 pm UTC

Twice. Once, because she was old, and couldn't walk, and the other, because he was old, and barely ate any more. Also had trouble moving.

I've never eaten rhubarb.
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Re: I never...

Postby Gojoe » Sun Aug 17, 2008 8:23 pm UTC

Again.. I am have done this... I am not a fan of veges... and this is no exception

I have never made pumpkin soup
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

Feeble accompanying guitar.

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Re: I never...

Postby poxic » Sun Aug 17, 2008 9:43 pm UTC

I did. It didn't turn out very well, probably because I went off-recipe.

I have never had a two-monitor setup on a home or work computer.
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Re: I never...

Postby Asmodieus » Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:03 pm UTC

i have, its not that good

ive never went to a concert
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Re: I never...

Postby Gojoe » Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:42 pm UTC

Asmodieus wrote:i have, its not that good

ive never went to a concert


Not that good? I die when i go home (i have dual monitor at work... i almost always have about 20 windows open)

I have gone to a few.

I have never had a six pack of beer by myself
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

Feeble accompanying guitar.

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Re: I never...

Postby tryptanymph » Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:55 pm UTC

Gojoe wrote:
Asmodieus wrote:i have, its not that good

ive never went to a concert


Not that good? I die when i go home (i have dual monitor at work... i almost always have about 20 windows open)

I have gone to a few.

I have never had a six pack of beer by myself

Hah. And some.

Dual Monitor rocks!

Anyway... I have never owned something worth more than £2000.
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Re: I never...

Postby poxic » Sun Aug 17, 2008 11:00 pm UTC

My apartment is probably somewhere over that much, even if you only count the portion that I own outright. :)

I have never taken a trip somewhere by myself (outside of my own town/general area).
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Re: I never...

Postby pr1mu5 » Mon Aug 18, 2008 4:58 pm UTC

I've traveled all over the world by myself. Is that special? I guess I'm brave?

I've never been stung by a jellyfish.

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Re: I never...

Postby Irrefutable » Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:01 pm UTC

Yup... not so fun

(Aside : sorry for the thread killing, didn't even realise until i just reread... i guess that makes me slow)

I've never lied in the I never thread for the sake of posting... honest
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Re: I never...

Postby McCaber » Tue Aug 19, 2008 6:18 am UTC

By posting here I'm lying. Eat that logic puzzle.

I've never eaten at a Mongolian barbeque.
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Re: I never...

Postby poxic » Tue Aug 19, 2008 6:43 am UTC

I've eaten at a Mongolian BBQ restaurant, if that counts. Unfortunately, my pepper allergy means I have to eat everything raw if I go back again. Enough people use hot pepper sauce, and they don't clean the grill between cookings.

I've never slept with someone I met through the internet. ("Slept with", in this case, means either "had sex with" or "physically fell asleep in the same area as" a person, neither of which I've done.)
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