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Re: I never...

Postby pr1mu5 » Wed Aug 20, 2008 12:55 pm UTC

Does meeting someone through BBS's (pre-internet days) count? I'd like to think so. I used to run my own BBS (Rubber Nipples BBS, anyone remember it?) and I met a girlfriend or two through it.

I've never rolled an automobile (either driving or as a passenger).

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Postby d3c31t » Fri Sep 05, 2008 3:44 am UTC

pr1mu5 wrote:Does meeting someone through BBS's (pre-internet days) count? I'd like to think so. I used to run my own BBS (Rubber Nipples BBS, anyone remember it?) and I met a girlfriend or two through it.

I've never rolled an automobile (either driving or as a passenger).

off topic but.... does your name reference the band....... if so you are awesome..... now back to topic.... i used to drive my dads manual and it rolled down a very large hill... oops... does that count....



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Re: I never...

Postby the white hatter » Sat Sep 06, 2008 5:26 pm UTC

ah england my dear freind! heavy chairs and people with 3 teeth

I have never gone more than 3 days on a camp without jumping into some kind of large amount of water as an excuse to wash.
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Re: I never...

Postby Babam » Sat Sep 06, 2008 5:28 pm UTC

I have never Left the US, or done a barrel roll.
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Re: I never...

Postby Asmodieus » Sat Sep 06, 2008 9:15 pm UTC

i went to columbia and rolled down a hill


i never got kicked out of class or school for a day
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Re: I never...

Postby poxic » Sat Sep 06, 2008 10:52 pm UTC

Been there, done that (sorta. Half-day in-house suspension for... skipping class. Huh?).

I've never owned a dog that wasn't actually owned by my parents (that is, had a dog while living on my own).
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Re: I never...

Postby LL Cool J » Mon Sep 08, 2008 7:49 am UTC

I don't live on my own, but when I move into a place with a yard I'm taking my dog with me. Does that count?

Either way, I've never owned a scooter.
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Re: I never...

Postby Platypodes » Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:01 am UTC

Remember when those little small-wheeled scooters first became a fad? Well, I got one about six months before that. Back when I had only ever seen one other person riding one, and that was a foreign-exchange boy from Switzerland who went to my college for a semester. And then all of a sudden every 8-year-old in town had a scooter like mine...

I have never babysat twins (or triplets, quadruplets, etc.).
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Re: I never...

Postby Sungura » Mon Sep 08, 2008 7:28 pm UTC

Edit: whoopsie didn't click to the next page lol

I've babysat twins...sorta...daycare, does that count?

I've never gone white water rafting
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Re: I never...

Postby Gojoe » Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:24 am UTC

(I know someone already posted about this, but we went back in time so i will answer this)
I went in oregon/washington once

I have never programmed my own game.
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Re: I never...

Postby Dingbats » Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:30 pm UTC

Depends on what you count as a game, but yes, I have written a Tetris game in Python (with curses).

Now for an easy one! I have never told a girl/guy I love her/him.

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Re: I never...

Postby pseudoidiot » Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:51 pm UTC

I try and tell my wife I love her at least once a day :)

I've never been fired.
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Re: I never...

Postby Tag » Wed Sep 10, 2008 3:20 pm UTC

Yep. (Technically, in retrospect, I wasn't fired as the dismissal was both irregular and unlawful and was overturned at appeal with compensation - my boss definitely thought he was firing me and I didn't go back to work there, though, so I reckon that counts.)

I've never lived in the same house for more than 5 years.

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Re: I never...

Postby Asmodieus » Wed Sep 10, 2008 7:19 pm UTC

ive lived in the same house for like 10 years


I have never gotten in a fight in school
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Re: I never...

Postby Bulvox » Wed Sep 10, 2008 7:25 pm UTC

i've lost count of the fights that i got into. all stems from a bad temper.

i've never been arrested.
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Re: I never...

Postby Megatriorchis » Wed Sep 10, 2008 7:29 pm UTC

I've been cuffed and put in a riot van, but never put in jail or processed. I was a minor. :P

I've never killed anything bigger than a cockroach.
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Re: I never...

Postby pseudoidiot » Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:24 pm UTC

I've killed rabbits and squirrels.

I've never been on television.
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Re: I never...

Postby Megatriorchis » Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:30 pm UTC

I've been featured in three school-related news reports, I went to Carnegie Hall and sang with my school's honor chorus and that was aired on some station in New York, and we recorded a Christmas performance once, too. While in the marching band in high school, we were on the news every time they showed the high school football games on television.

I've never ridden a train to a different city.
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Re: I never...

Postby Bulvox » Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:50 pm UTC

numerous times have i ridden the train to a different city. usually to chicago.

i've never been to Africa.
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Re: I never...

Postby pr1mu5 » Tue Oct 07, 2008 2:49 pm UTC

I've been close to Africa. (Thread resurrected!)

I've never beaten Mega Man 9.

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Re: I never...

Postby 0x6339392C » Wed Oct 08, 2008 9:24 am UTC

Wow, I've been waiting for this moment. It took a boat-load of caffiene and determination but I managed it. Now I can destroy this thread!

I've never been to Mars.

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Re: I never...

Postby Asmodieus » Wed Oct 08, 2008 10:24 am UTC

ive been to mars, in a video game
bwahahahahahah


i have never been in a band and played infront of peoeple
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Re: I never...

Postby Daeren Ryft » Wed Oct 08, 2008 12:47 pm UTC

French Horn.

I've never played guitar well.
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Re: I never...

Postby McCaber » Wed Oct 08, 2008 6:44 pm UTC

Just this Sunday I played guitar. My band had a show, and I think I did pretty well.

I've never spoken Chinese.
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Re: I never...

Postby Asmodieus » Wed Oct 08, 2008 10:35 pm UTC

i did, this kid taugh me some madarin

i never cussed out one of my teachers
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Re: I never...

Postby sshadowwraith » Wed Oct 08, 2008 11:11 pm UTC

I have.
I have never gone scuba diving.

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Re: I never...

Postby Jebobek » Thu Oct 09, 2008 2:21 pm UTC

I can still remember when I was scuba certified. It was the 9am morning after prom (hangover) and we went into a 55 degree Farenheit rock quarry. Well, that sobered me up pretty damn quick!

I've never stapled something onto my body
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Re: I never...

Postby Tillan » Thu Oct 09, 2008 4:15 pm UTC

I have, it was very painful, and not enjoyable at all.

I have never been outside the UK
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Re: I never...

Postby Asmodieus » Thu Oct 09, 2008 6:16 pm UTC

Im currently posting outside of the UK


I have never finished a certain hentai game because it was so damn hard.
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Re: I never...

Postby pkuky » Sun Oct 12, 2008 12:45 pm UTC

I beat ff7 in the end.

I've never eaten purple vegtables.
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Re: I never...

Postby Asmodieus » Sun Oct 12, 2008 4:06 pm UTC

i have, and they are over rated

i have never done stand up comedy at a club
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Re: I never...

Postby i like pi » Thu Oct 16, 2008 9:17 pm UTC

I have, it was horrible... It was at a talent show and not a comedy club though.

I've never broken my monitor with my head.
Or something to that effect. Hell, I don't know.

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Re: I never...

Postby Gojoe » Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:02 pm UTC

Well thata depends on how you define broken. I have put my head into an lcd monitor, and the colors went out of whack for like 5 min.

I have never fallen asleep on a flight of stairs.
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I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

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Re: I never...

Postby Daeren Ryft » Fri Oct 17, 2008 1:59 am UTC

I can fall asleep damned near anywhere but an airplane. I slept on the cold floor of an airport terminal once waiting for the ticket machines to open at 4:30.

I've never had an STD. or sex for that matter.
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Re: I never...

Postby poxic » Sun Oct 19, 2008 5:53 am UTC

Sex I've had, and sort of an STD (bladder infection caused by sexual activity). Close enough, maybe.

I've never babysat a kid overnight.

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Re: I never...

Postby LL Cool J » Sun Oct 19, 2008 7:38 am UTC

I have, although he was a relation. My cousin has a kid, but no house, so we babysit a lot.

I've never carved a pumpkin into anything but slices.
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Postby Bulvox » Sun Oct 19, 2008 7:41 am UTC

Done that, but not for a couple of years. I hate getting the goo on my hands.

I've never cross dressed, although I've thought about it.
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Re: I never...

Postby pkuky » Sun Oct 19, 2008 3:52 pm UTC

I've done that, but to be fair she'd worn my clothes first.

I've never eaten a whole raw onion.
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Re: I never...

Postby 22/7 » Tue Oct 28, 2008 9:12 pm UTC

Not like an apple (I ate about 1/2 of it like an apple, but we had to cut the rest of it up. I guess all in all I ate like 80% of it. If someone's got something more appropriate, by all means), but I pretty much have.

I've never owned any stocks/bonds/annuities/etc.
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Re: I never...

Postby scrovak » Tue Oct 28, 2008 10:14 pm UTC

I used to hold several thousand shares of Worldcom. Then, well, you know the story...



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