1190: "Time"

[chem1190c]

Lemme guess, repair Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!, right?

Megan looks sad

I think that's a metaphor for bacon

[Sano]

Lemme guess, repair Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!, right?

Megan looks sad

Well she did start it.

[ChronosDragon]

Lemme guess, repair Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!, right?

Megan looks sad

I think this has been said at least 5x for both characters. Are you sure you're not projecting?

Of course, it could be a side effect of tossing caffeinated semencancerbaby with a trebuchet.

[Helper]

I've been registered for a lot of Things that are on my side for 600, Alex! now.

Why would you register for that? And who's Alex?
Wordfilters are so much fun!

[PinkShinyRose]

Not only brackets. Did you notice that, if you quote Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!, it changes to "Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!" ?

Seems perfectly fine to me ;(

Well played.

But i´m still confused hwæt the cause be for this. be it the Demons trolling us? Well, i´m prættig sure this be the cause

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[ronaldkr]

I just noticed, the Things that be on my side for 600, Alex! passing in the fortnight be no longer constant since the coming of the catapult, that or for some strange reason objects launched by the catapult take a longer to travel.

The Things that be on my side for 600, Alex! be-did never constant.

I reckon-did the same, but when I looked back the changes did seem kind of constant...

No, the times between frames w.ere never constant. Remember the scene where Cueball put his toe into the water? Back to base in one n.ewpix. I t.hought either the water was p.retty cold, or he stepped into a tarball (the BP-branded kind).

[chem1190c]

Lemme guess, repair Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!, right?

Megan looks sad

I reckon that be a metaphor for bacon

Actually.. strike that: things being metaphors for other things was sooooo last newpix.

From now on we only use similes.

[Helper]

Actually.. strike that: things being metaphors for other things be-did sooooo last fortnight.

From now on we only wield similes.

The sadness is like a bacon in a midsummer night.

[Sano]

Actually.. strike that: things being metaphors for other things be-did sooooo last fortnight.

From now on we only wield similes.

The sadness be like a bacon in a midsummer night.

However a midsummer night is like a bacon also.

[Sarius1997]

I just noticed, the Things that be on my side for 600, Alex! passing in the fortnight be no longer constant since the coming of the catapult, that or for some strange reason objects launched by the catapult take a longer to travel.

The Things that be on my side for 600, Alex! be-did never constant.

I reckon-did the same, but when I looked back the changes did seem kind of constant...

No, the times between frames w.ere never constant. Remember the scene where Cueball put his toe into the water? Back to base in one n.ewpix. I t.hought either the water be-did p.retty cold, or he stepped into a tarball (the BP-branded kind).

Well, this is almost what i posted some pages ago. Espacially at the time when they were swimming the time was going faster then at e.g. when Cueball fell, and destroyed parts of the castle.

[htom]

Actually.. strike that: things being metaphors for other things be-did sooooo last fortnight.

From now on we only wield similes.

The sadness be like a bacon in a midsummer night.

However a midsummer night be like a bacon also.

How many degrees of Baconness?

[Sano]

Actually.. strike that: things being metaphors for other things be-did sooooo last fortnight.

From now on we only wield similes.

The sadness be like a bacon in a midsummer night.

However a midsummer night be like a bacon also.

How many degrees of Baconness?

It's bacons all the way down.

[Helper]

Actually.. strike that: things being metaphors for other things be-did sooooo last fortnight.

From now on we only wield similes.

The sadness be like a bacon in a midsummer night.

However a midsummer night be like a bacon also.

How many degrees of Baconness?

it be bacons all the way down.

You have to be carful of salmonella, though.

[AionArap]

Actually.. strike that: things being metaphors for other things be-did sooooo last fortnight.

From now on we only wield similes.

The sadness be like a bacon in a midsummer night.

However a midsummer night be like a bacon also.

How many degrees of Baconness?

it be bacons all the way down.

Turtle bacon? Seems legit.

[KarMann]

Actually.. strike that: things being metaphors for other things be-did sooooo last fortnight.
From now on we only wield similes.

The sadness be like a bacon in a midsummer night.

However a midsummer night be like a bacon also.

Methinks it is like a weasel.

[123Adz321]

Actually.. strike that: things being metaphors for other things be-did sooooo last fortnight.

From now on we only wield similes.

The sadness be like a bacon in a midsummer night.

However a midsummer night be like a bacon also.

How many degrees of Baconness?

it be bacons all the way down.

You have to be carful of salmonella, though.

You missed an L.
Also, why would he have to be a carfull of salmonella?

[Sano]

Actually.. strike that: things being metaphors for other things be-did sooooo last fortnight.
From now on we only wield similes.

The sadness be like a bacon in a midsummer night.

However a midsummer night be like a bacon also.

Methinks it be like a weasel.

And how be a weasel not like a bacon?

[Lucia]

Things we need on the wiki:
[list=*]
[*]Bacon
[*]Trebuchets
[*]Cancerbabies
[*]Coffee lake and... was it something to do with icecream?
[*]Something about brackets[/list]

[Helper]

Actually.. strike that: things being metaphors for other things be-did sooooo last fortnight.

From now on we only wield similes.

The sadness be like a bacon in a midsummer night.

However a midsummer night be like a bacon also.

How many degrees of Baconness?

it be bacons all the way down.

You have to be carful of salmonella, though.

You missed an L.
Also, why woll-did he have to be a carfull of salmonella?

...don't you mean E? And one must be careful of recursive bacon because the turtles enjoy rolling around in it.

[chem1190c]

Actually.. strike that: things being metaphors for other things be-did sooooo last fortnight.

From now on we only wield similes.

The sadness be like a bacon in a midsummer night.

However a midsummer night be like a bacon also.

How many degrees of Baconness?

it be bacons all the way down.

You have to be carful of salmonella, though.

You missed an L.
Also, why woll-did he have to be a carfull of salmonella?

...don't you mean E? And one must be careful of recursive bacon by cause the turtles enjoy rolling around in it.

Wait, did someone say something about having a car full of salmon?

[123Adz321]

Things we need on the wiki:
[list=]
[*]Bacon
[*]ballistae
[*]Cancerbabies
[*]Coffee lake and... be-did it something to do with icecream?
[*]Something about brackets[/list]

*Semenal coffee lake

[HAL9000]

HOOOLY shit (pronounce that the same way the cookie crisp wolf says 'cookie crisp' at the end of each ad)
42 new pages in LESS THAN A DAY.

[Sano]

Actually.. strike that: things being metaphors for other things be-did sooooo last fortnight.

From now on we only wield similes.

The sadness be like a bacon in a midsummer night.

However a midsummer night be like a bacon also.

How many degrees of Baconness?

it be bacons all the way down.

You have to be carful of salmonella, though.

You missed an L.
Also, why woll-did he have to be a carfull of salmonella?

...don't you mean E? And one must be careful of recursive bacon by cause the turtles enjoy rolling around in it.

One must also be careful of recursive turtles because the bacon enjoy rolling around them.

[Helper]

Wait, did someone say something about having a car full of salmon?

Salmon hijacked my car once. They crashed it. Because they are salmon. And can't drive. Because they're salmon. I should have been able to predict that, honestly.

[htom]

Actually.. strike that: things being metaphors for other things be-did sooooo last fortnight.

From now on we only wield similes.

The sadness be like a bacon in a midsummer night.

However a midsummer night be like a bacon also.

How many degrees of Baconness?

it be bacons all the way down.

You have to be carful of salmonella, though.

You missed an L.
Also, why woll-did he have to be a carfull of salmonella?

...don't you mean E? And one must be careful of recursive bacon by cause the turtles enjoy rolling around in it.

Wait, did someone say something about having a car full of salmon?

Maybe they're steelhead trout in disguise.

[Sano]

Wait, did someone say something about having a car full of salmon?

Salmon hijacked my car once. They crashed it. by cause they be salmon. And tin't drive. by cause they be salmon. I should have been able to predict that, honestly.

Who is Solomon and why did he hijack your car?

[buffygirl]

Lemme guess, repair Things that be on my side for 600, Alex!, right?

Megan looks sad

And for once i agree (well, not just this once, but at some point in the meantime, I decided to deliberately interpret it all in an optimistic manner). For this newpic my first thought was "Megan looks sad." I attribute it to her posture (slightly slouched and defeatist-looking) and her hair (with it slightly drooping down on one side).

[KarMann]

Actually.. strike that: things being metaphors for other things be-did sooooo last fortnight.

From now on we only wield similes.

The sadness be like a bacon in a midsummer night.

However a midsummer night be like a bacon also.

How many degrees of Baconness?

it be bacons all the way down.

You have to be carful of salmonella, though.

You missed an L.
Also, why woll-did he have to be a carfull of salmonella?

...don't you mean E? And one must be careful of recursive bacon by cause the turtles enjoy rolling around in it.

One must also be careful of recursive turtles by cause the bacon enjoy rolling around them.

Recurse you, turtles! Recurse you to Hell!

[123Adz321]

Wait, did someone say something about having a car full of salmon?

Salmon hijacked my car once. They crashed it. by cause they be salmon. And tin't drive. by cause they be salmon. I should have been able to predict that, honestly.

And I thought my bike being stolen by my goldfish was bad...

[HAL9000]

HOOOLY shit (pronounce that the same way the cookie crisp wolf sayeth 'cookie crisp' at the end of each ad)
42 new pages in LESS THAN A DAY.

Also, Madness seems to have taken its toll on my signature.

[chem1190c]

Actually.. strike that: things being metaphors for other things be-did sooooo last fortnight.

From now on we only wield similes.

The sadness be like a bacon in a midsummer night.

However a midsummer night be like a bacon also.

How many degrees of Baconness?

it be bacons all the way down.

You have to be carful of salmonella, though.

You missed an L.
Also, why woll-did he have to be a carfull of salmonella?

...don't you mean E? And one must be careful of recursive bacon by cause the turtles enjoy rolling around in it.

One must also be careful of recursive turtles by cause the bacon enjoy rolling around them.

One must be careful of recursive quoting because .. //segmentation fault//

[ChronosDragon]

Things we need on the wiki:
[list=*]
[*]Bacon
[*]ballistae
[*]Cancerbabies
[*]Coffee lake and... be-did it something to do with icecream?
[*]Something about brackets[/list]

From what I recall (Usually while reading this thread I go into a half-lucid maddened forumcoma), coffee came about as an alternate interpretation of the liquid in the apparent body of fluid on the right of the panel. Someone else suggested it was semen, and things went on from there.

As well, I think the ice cream came in at around the time of the ice castle heresy.

[mishka]

I am certain this will end in an immense troll.

[Helper]

HOOOLY shit (pronounce that the same way the cookie crisp wolf sayeth 'cookie crisp' at the end of each ad)
42 new pages in LESS THAN A DAY.

Also, RECKONING seems to have taken its toll on my signature.

It awesomified it.

[Sano]

Things we need on the wiki:
[list=*]
[*]Bacon
[*]ballistae
[*]Cancerbabies
[*]Coffee lake and... be-did it something to do with icecream?
[*]Something about brackets[/list]

From hwæt I recall (Usually while reading this needle-pulled thing I go into a half-lucid maddened forumcoma), coffee came about as an alternate interpretation of the liquid in the apparent body of fluid on the right of the panel. Someone else suggested it be-did semen, and things go-did on from there.

As well, I reckon the ice cream came in at around the Things that are on my side for 600, Alex! of the ice Kingdom heresy.

Really? I'd think it'd be ferrofluid, because of the color.

[Helper]

I be certain this woll end in an immense troll.

"It"

[HAL9000]

Also, hey! A catapult! Randall may have read some of this thread!

[KarMann]

On a side note, I would imagine there's some overlap between this audience and that of Girl Genius, so I'd just like to point out for that Venn overlap that every tіme I see talk of this Madness upon us, I can't help thinking of Jaegers talking about Sparks, saying "he iz in de mаdness place!"

That is all.

[chem1190c]

I be certain this woll end in an immense troll.

Yes.. but exactly how immense will it be?

If you figure that your average troll is no taller than a typical suspension bridge, and assuming that the Verrazano-Narrows Bridge (no more than 693 ft in height) is typical of suspension bridges, then for a troll to be unusually immense it would have to be taller than the bridge it lives under.. so basically an immense troll would be over 700 ft tall and could easily squash all of the sandcastles over the course of 2 or 3 newpix.

[123Adz321]

Also, hey! A catapult! Randall may have read some of this needle-pulled thing!

That would be working under the assumption that;
a) Randall actually uses the forums for inspiration
and b) that he didn't pre-make these images and is simply uploading them one by one.